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SeattleBlue
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Most Absurd Music Lyrics
#18715554 - 08/16/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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And when I was five My favorite movie was the Gremlins Ain't got shit to do with this But I just thought that I should mention - (Lil Wayne - Skys The Limit)
yeah thats a real song
Just let that soak in
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Synthe
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SeattleBlue]
#18715582 - 08/16/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
SeattleBlue said: And when I was five My favorite movie was the Gremlins Ain't got shit to do with this But I just thought that I should mention - (Lil Wayne - Skys The Limit)
yeah thats a real song
Just let that soak in 
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Magicman69
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Synthe]
#18715595 - 08/16/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Eminem- Almost famous lyrics
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Synthe
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Magicman69]
#18715614 - 08/16/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Magicman69 said: Eminem- Almost famous lyrics
Haha... the title should be "I'm upset I'm getting less famous".
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Mycelium-yum
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Synthe]
#18715632 - 08/16/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't know how absurd or extreme you like, but anything by cannibal corpse is pretty damn insane
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SeattleBlue
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Synthe]
#18715660 - 08/16/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It all makes sense
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CosmicFool
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Niffla



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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SeattleBlue]
#18715692 - 08/16/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Brotha Lynch
"Baby Corpse Entree"
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Mycelium-yum
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
#18715810 - 08/16/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Before researchers become researchers they should become philosophers.” -Masanobu Fukuoka.
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Mycelium-yum
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: CosmicFool]
#18715828 - 08/16/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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CosmicFool said:
Really good song
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something super extreme
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Most lyrics are pretty absurd if you really care to pick them apart. Just for hilarity, anything by Lil' B is stupid.
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Lil' B said: Bitches suck my dick cuz I look like J.K. Rowling
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Niffla



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Quote:
sVs said: Most lyrics are pretty absurd if you really care to pick them apart. Just for hilarity, anything by Lil' B is stupid.
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Lil' B said: Bitches suck my dick cuz I look like J.K. Rowling
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Magicman69
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
#18716140 - 08/16/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Brotha Lynch
"Baby Corpse Entree"
Eating babies guts babies nuts babies spines!!
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pcplease
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Magicman69]
#18716213 - 08/16/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's approval, a stamp of a knife with initials on rubber A doodle of some ancient mother fucking her son I predict by 3 a.m the pill bottle top will have come undone
Tongue kiss through the kitchen screen Tongue kiss through the kitchen screen
By 3 a.m the pill bottle top will have come undone She'll hand you one long-wind short-sigh story That starts with the words, "There's no room Kentucky One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine" I guess you'll do just fine
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Niffla



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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Magicman69]
#18716237 - 08/16/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Magicman69 said:
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Niffla said: Brotha Lynch
"Baby Corpse Entree"
Eating babies guts babies nuts babies spines!!
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Niffla



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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
#18716239 - 08/16/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just made up "Baby Corpse Entree" but it totally sounds like the name or lyric of a B-Lynch track
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jammin
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla] 1
#18716255 - 08/16/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I present to you, Meatstick!
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And when I see you coming down the line With eyes wide open Somewhere in between the past and future Where you drift in time And you can see a different point of view
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koods
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
#18716269 - 08/16/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know it's serious...
This song could have been written by sVs.
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Mycelium-yum
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: jammin]
#18716304 - 08/16/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: koods]
#18716313 - 08/16/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anybody can write a song with absurd lyrics. The real challenge is writing a song with absurd lyrics that gets tons of airplay. This is the most successful absurd song in my lifetime.
Detachable Penis
And this is the most absurd song that I wasn't around for,
Surfin' Bird
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