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OfflineSeattleBlue
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Most Absurd Music Lyrics
    #18715554 - 08/16/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

And when I was five
My favorite movie was the Gremlins
Ain't got shit to do with this
But I just thought that I should mention - (Lil Wayne - Skys The Limit)


yeah
thats a real song

Just let that soak in :lolsy:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18715582 - 08/16/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SeattleBlue said:
And when I was five
My favorite movie was the Gremlins
Ain't got shit to do with this
But I just thought that I should mention - (Lil Wayne - Skys The Limit)


yeah
thats a real song

Just let that soak in :lolsy:





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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Synthe]
    #18715595 - 08/16/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Eminem- Almost famous  :thumbup: lyrics


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Magicman69]
    #18715614 - 08/16/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
Eminem- Almost famous  :thumbup: lyrics



Haha... the title should be "I'm upset I'm getting less famous".


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Synthe]
    #18715632 - 08/16/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know how absurd or extreme you like, but anything by cannibal corpse is pretty damn insane :crazy2:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Synthe]
    #18715660 - 08/16/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)










It all makes sense
:wellholyshit:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Mycelium-yum]
    #18715664 - 08/16/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18715692 - 08/16/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Brotha Lynch

"Baby Corpse Entree"


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
    #18715810 - 08/16/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: CosmicFool]
    #18715828 - 08/16/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:





Really good song :thumbup:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Mycelium-yum]
    #18715832 - 08/16/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Most lyrics are pretty absurd if you really care to pick them apart.
Just for hilarity, anything by Lil' B is stupid.

Quote:

Lil' B said:
Bitches suck my dick cuz I look like J.K. Rowling




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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #18715842 - 08/16/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
Most lyrics are pretty absurd if you really care to pick them apart.
Just for hilarity, anything by Lil' B is stupid.

Quote:

Lil' B said:
Bitches suck my dick cuz I look like J.K. Rowling







:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
    #18716140 - 08/16/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Brotha Lynch

"Baby Corpse Entree"



Eating babies guts babies nuts babies spines!!


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Magicman69]
    #18716213 - 08/16/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



Quote:

That's approval, a stamp of a knife with initials on rubber
A doodle of some ancient mother fucking her son
I predict by 3 a.m the pill bottle top will have come undone

Tongue kiss through the kitchen screen
Tongue kiss through the kitchen screen

By 3 a.m the pill bottle top will have come undone
She'll hand you one long-wind short-sigh story
That starts with the words, "There's no room Kentucky
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine"
I guess you'll do just fine




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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Magicman69]
    #18716237 - 08/16/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Brotha Lynch

"Baby Corpse Entree"



Eating babies guts babies nuts babies spines!!




:lol:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
    #18716239 - 08/16/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I just made up "Baby Corpse Entree" but it totally sounds like the name or lyric of a B-Lynch track


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #18716255 - 08/16/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



I present to you, Meatstick!


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    And when I see you coming down the line
    With eyes wide open
    Somewhere in between the past and future
    Where you drift in time
    And you can see a different point of view



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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
    #18716269 - 08/16/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know it's serious...

This song could have been written by sVs.


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: jammin]
    #18716304 - 08/16/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



:hellyeah:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: koods]
    #18716313 - 08/16/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Anybody can write a song with absurd lyrics. The real challenge is writing a song with absurd lyrics that gets tons of airplay. This is the most successful absurd song in my lifetime.


Detachable Penis

And this is the most absurd song that I wasn't around for,


Surfin' Bird


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