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tiglathpileser
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How Do I Buy?
#18715253 - 08/16/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hi All
I am just wondering if you can give me some pointers as to how to go about finding and asking people for you know what.
I am a little socially awkward and bad at forming connections with people. While friends I have had seem to be able to locate and purchase from vendors with ease I never can. I tend to assume if I ask they will think I am trying to entrap them and indeed I do often get this reaction on the few occassions I do try.
Also is it best to ask directly or hint? If I ask directly I worry it will make me look naive but if I speak in "code" I worry that they will want me to actually say the words so that it's me taking responsibility.
In particular there is a really pokey, ramshackle little "Head Shop" in a dodgy area of my town that says it is open 10pm to 4am on Friday nights. I assume that is a pretty blatant indication that it is open to sell "product" (there are brothels etc on the same street)but what do I do? Just walk in there and say "3 grams please"?
Any pointers from socially adept people on both the general issue and the shop question would be gratefully received.
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lol nah man I wouldn't just walk into a headshop and ask for bud like that
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I don't see why your friends would mind you asking where they get there shit, just tell them you really want to get high, you don't have to be secretive about it.
I have a friend that always tries to talk in a sort of "code" but it's more like he calls drugs or paraphernalia by different weird ass names and it's annoying as fuck and nobody ever knows what he's talking about.
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tiglathpileser
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volcomstoner said: I don't see why your friends would mind you asking where they get there shit, just tell them you really want to get high, you don't have to be secretive about it.
I have a friend that always tries to talk in a sort of "code" but it's more like he calls drugs or paraphernalia by different weird ass names and it's annoying as fuck and nobody ever knows what he's talking about.
I am no longer in touch with the friends who could have hooked me up, so am trying to hook myself up but have no idea how!! Any pointers?
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Well, what state do you live in, and are you in or near a city? What exactly are you looking for? How old are you and are you in or planning on going to school?
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tiglathpileser
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Re: How Do I Buy? [Re: Sheekle]
#18715304 - 08/16/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: lol nah man I wouldn't just walk into a headshop and ask for bud like that
What would you do then???
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Sheekle said: lol nah man I wouldn't just walk into a headshop and ask for bud like that
What would you do then???
Wear a Bob Marley shirt around high schools or community colleges and let the dealers flock to you
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volcomstoner said: Well, what state do you live in, and are you in or near a city? What exactly are you looking for? How old are you and are you in or planning on going to school?
United Kingdom, about 40 minutes from a big city, which I work in, live in a medium sized town, looking for a euphoric party buzz, am in my 30s
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Alright, well you work in the city which is good, thats your best chance of finding something. You can go two ways about this, looking for drug users and street dealers throughout the city but I wouldn't recommend dealing with those sort of people.
Your best bet is to go around college campuses and ask around, college kids know where to get drugs and I'm sure you'd be able to find someone to help you out.
Just be like hey man know where I can get some bud/smoke/green? Something along those lines
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I have a friend that always tries to talk in a sort of "code" but it's more like he calls drugs or paraphernalia by different weird ass names and it's annoying as fuck and nobody ever knows what he's talking about.
Hate when motherfuckers do that shit. And that SWIM shit too, fuck that.
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Also asking around bars or clubs could work well. Depending on what type of work you do it might even be easy to ask other employees, but that could aslo be very sketchy and cost you your job. So you have to know that someone does drugs before you ask them.
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Re: How Do I Buy? [Re: Niffla]
#18715357 - 08/16/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have a friend that always tries to talk in a sort of "code" but it's more like he calls drugs or paraphernalia by different weird ass names and it's annoying as fuck and nobody ever knows what he's talking about.
Hate when motherfuckers do that shit. And that SWIM shit too, fuck that.

Right dude, and this kid ALWAYS does it, like even when hes just asking for the bowl so he can pack one. He has to give it some little name to refer to it. He's also the most paranoid person I know, it's just so annoying.
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Thanks.
Any thoughts on the Head Shop that opens until 4am?
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volcomstoner
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No, don't even attempt there. Your not going to just be able to walk in off the street and buy drugs. I know around here most headshops will kick you out if you even refer to the watere pipes as bongs IDK how things are done in the UK but I doubt they'd want to attract that kind of attention. ' I mean you can try just be very vauge and gauge by there reactions. Something like, man I want to buy this pipe but can't find anything to fill it with" But I wouldnt even bother TBH
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Thanks for your help.
And on the bars/clubs any idea how to go about asking without making the dealers paranoid?
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Those are pretty relaxed settings when it comes to drugs and I'm sure most of the people there use them. Pretty much same way as asking around anywhere else. Just be like hey man I'm looking for (blank) can you help me out? It's usually pretty easy to spot drug users, look for people wearing hempies, drug rugs,long hair, and as said above bob marley t-shirts. Just look for people that fit that description and you should be able to find something in no time.
ALso DON'T give anyone your money before they actually get the drugs, thats just asking to be ripped off.
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tiglathpileser said: am in my 30s
i think i had a rolodex of guys that would give me quantity, by the time i was 14.
id suggest seriously expanding the circle of friends, then, have them turn you onto dealers.
the correct ratio, is 5 dealers, for every friend on the speed dial.
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Yeah definitely work on finding more friends, which can be hard when your in your 30's but just try out new things. Bars would be one of your best bets, I don't know if your into going to festivals but that would be a guarenteed place to meet new people and you will get offers for drugs the entire time.
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Thanks folks.
Alas finding new friends "cool" enough to have dealers is more difficult than finding the dealers themselves!
Especially in one's 30s as you say.
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I don't know if it's the same in the UK as it is in the US but if all the other options mentioned here fail, the restaurant business (especially the cooks) do or sell a lot of drugs.
So if there's a restaurant you frequent often, and are relatively close to some of the employees, it doesn't hurt to ask one of them if they know anyone that can get what you're looking for.
I say this because every restaurant I've ever worked at has always been inundated with drugs. The cooks used to do anything available. The servers all liked Molly and bud, and the managers were borderline alcoholics lol. Try it out my friend. Good luck.
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