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How to get a girl through text
    #18709956 - 08/15/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

How does one get a girl into him through text?


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Re: How to get a girl through text [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18710018 - 08/15/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

send her a text that says "hmm ya 8========"

works like a charm


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Re: How to get a girl through text [Re: Sheekle]
    #18710179 - 08/15/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

be yourself bro. when you be yourself and love yourself, you allow the ability for others to also love you. i feel that if i resonate with who i really AM, conversation is light hearted, easy, and fun ^^


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Re: How to get a girl through text [Re: SpiritShroom]
    #18710250 - 08/15/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

"Hmmm ya 'headless penis?'"

Read the play Cyrano de Bergerac.

Man up and call her, ask her on a date, interact in real life.


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Re: How to get a girl through text [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18710259 - 08/15/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

You don't.....uhm duh?


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Re: How to get a girl through text [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18711739 - 08/15/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

long conversations about her.

edit: or rather, let her talk about her and you just listen. be a good listener is what i meant.


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Edited by Absolem0918 (08/15/13 10:05 PM)


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Re: How to get a girl through text [Re: Lynnch]
    #18712006 - 08/15/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Lynnch said:
"Hmmm ya 'headless penis?'"





You got it brother!


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: How to get a girl through text [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18712067 - 08/15/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

With lots of hops & pizazz.


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Re: How to get a girl through text [Re: Ballerium]
    #18712814 - 08/16/13 02:06 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

You text:

So when you tryna fuck.


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Re: How to get a girl through text [Re: underfliptown]
    #18712863 - 08/16/13 02:33 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

underfliptown said:
You text:

So when you tryna fuck.




Yeah this. Works every time except sometimes.


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