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Offlinewithoutawire
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18712189 - 08/15/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: withoutawire]
    #18712199 - 08/15/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

in other words^ :lol:


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18712202 - 08/15/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Ejaculation literally signals an absurd amount of chemicals to release, no matter how it happens. Reward system for spreading your seed. Super fucking basic, thats why you get all demented before you start, and understanding and nice afterwards...


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: withoutawire]
    #18712218 - 08/15/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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withoutawire said:
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Chowder963 said:
So your saying jacking off doesnt release ANY chemicals because its jacking off not sex...? Its a physical response it doesnt matter how you got there. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your on drugs because thats a very virgin/inexperienced like thing to say.





What context you have an orgasm in makes a huge differences. The intensity of the experience changes and having sex with another person can create the feeling of love. I've never felt that jacking off. An orgasm with another person compared to an orgasm alone are two very different experiences





Wow... Just wow.. How old are you no offense.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963] * 1
    #18712256 - 08/15/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

he's saying that you're jabbering is useless, and he's saying that aside from the obvious release of chemicals that get produced after ejaculation, what context you have an orgasm in can effect the overall feeling. OVERALL.

stop acting intentionally daft, and stop ranting about how jacking off tires you out. that's what you're arguing right? that jacking off tires you out and makes you anxious and makes you not wanna look people in the eye, and makes you uncomfortable, and makes YOU look puffy eyed and fucked up?


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18712270 - 08/15/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Chowder963 said:
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withoutawire said:
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Chowder963 said:
So your saying jacking off doesnt release ANY chemicals because its jacking off not sex...? Its a physical response it doesnt matter how you got there. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your on drugs because thats a very virgin/inexperienced like thing to say.





What context you have an orgasm in makes a huge differences. The intensity of the experience changes and having sex with another person can create the feeling of love. I've never felt that jacking off. An orgasm with another person compared to an orgasm alone are two very different experiences





Wow... Just wow.. How old are you no offense.





I'm 22. Would you like me to post pictures of my face and attractive girlfriends and boyfriends i've had? How old are you to think jacking off is the same rush as having sex with someone you're attracted to when the context of the situation and feelings are completely different? I didn't say that what you said isn't true. I simply made a statement about how the experience of an orgasm varies depending if your alone or with another person. Seriously dude how old are YOU.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18712339 - 08/15/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I thought you seemed normal slightly but your clearly either a virgin or veeeery in inexperienced... Sorry but its true. :haha:


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18712356 - 08/15/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Chowder963 said:
I thought you seemed normal slightly but your clearly either a virgin or veeeery in inexperienced... Sorry but its true. :haha:





What the fuck? DId you even read what I posted? How juvenile are you to ignore my comments and then accuse me of being a virgin. Lol what the fuck? I used to ignore people like you. now I just watch you post because it makes me feel better about myself to act the way your acting.

Not only that but I said feelings of love can occur when people have sex. Which can be totally different than jacking off. That makes me a juvenile virgin, LOL!


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18712361 - 08/15/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

are you talking to ghosts or someshit? you just keep babbling like a bum on a crack bender. no is even talking about the things you're saying, do i have to spell it out? you're talking about funky ass dirt like tapes of ladies you've fucked and how greasy your face is and how you get flushed with chemicals after a ejaculation, and then arguing about that, when NO ONE ELSE IS. all i see now, is your posts, and people telling you that you can stop. cause you made your freakin' point.

for the record. i got 99 problems, but a bitch i ain't one. and ain't never had been. :lol:


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: withoutawire]
    #18712362 - 08/15/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Haha:lolsy:

I was joking :awedrugs:

I don't think of dead relitives in heaven, that would be...:creepylurker:.....weird?

Note to self, don't post to make people :lolsy: i. A masterbation thread


Hence the funny faces:sexysmile:


And Virgin?.. Who me?:derp:... Who told you?!:wink:

For the honesty portion, whacky time for me =1/2 times a day, usually errrr day if I'm up to it.. Unless my women is over,

Then I'm fuckin like a discovery channel, mammal:thumbup:

Oh and  I'm not religious so you can keep your "Jesus gave us this, and Jesus gave us that, and Jesus had sex", lol

Jesus was a magician, an illusionist to intrigue people, and make them believe he is something special...

Kinda like cris angel, before he told people his secrets lol... My opinion, don't hate..

I like the thread crystal posted, check it out, check it out

Here is for the actual a adult members:datass:~~~~~~

http://www.xvideos.com/video2064701/real_female_orgasms_compilation


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: withoutawire]
    #18712365 - 08/15/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

No I didnt read what you said I skipped over it, but if you really believed what you said before its probably not worth reading your obviously reeally inexperienced.

All I said is masturbating releases similar chems as sex, if you guys are arguing you disagree right?


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18712367 - 08/15/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
are you talking to ghosts or someshit? you just keep babbling like a bum on a crack bender. no is even talking about the things you're saying, do i have to spell it out? you're talking about funky ass dirt like tapes of ladies you've fucked and how greasy your face is and how you get flushed with chemicals after a ejaculation, and then arguing about that, when NO ONE ELSE IS. all i see now, is your posts, and people telling you that you can stop. cause you made your freakin' point.





for the record. i got 99 problems, but a bitch i ain't one. and ain't never had been. :lol:




:sexysmile::lolsy::lolsy: yeah I bet:rolleyes:


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i sometimes wish I was a wormy, wiggling all in the cold dirt...tickle tackle pickle dickle think a mackshift thought of broken words broken gears and words of conundrums..I'm not a weiner doctor so take that shit to dr. Gonz free boob inplant consultations.. Photo required


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18712373 - 08/15/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Chowder963 said:
No I didnt read what you said I skipped over it, but if you really believed what you said before its probably not worth reading your obviously reeally inexperienced.

All I said is masturbating releases similar chems as sex, if you guys are arguing you disagree right?





Wow...not only did you not read what I said. You acted like a dick head and still make a bunch of presumptions about me when you don't know me. I wasn't arguing with you but you wouldn't know that because you wanted to act like a 12 year old virgin school boy with some deep insecurities around sex. That's cool man. I don't need to reiterate myself another time after this. I used to be there when I was a little kid too.

I've masturbated my fair share of times. I have had three girls friends and a boyfriend. I've had my fair share of sex to feel confident saying that an orgasm jacking off can be different than an orgasm with a significant other and that feelings can vary in those situations.



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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
    #18712384 - 08/15/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Dr.Dankhead said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
are you talking to ghosts or someshit? you just keep babbling like a bum on a crack bender. no is even talking about the things you're saying, do i have to spell it out? you're talking about funky ass dirt like tapes of ladies you've fucked and how greasy your face is and how you get flushed with chemicals after a ejaculation, and then arguing about that, when NO ONE ELSE IS. all i see now, is your posts, and people telling you that you can stop. cause you made your freakin' point.





for the record. i got 99 problems, but a bitch i ain't one. and ain't never had been. :lol:




:sexysmile::lolsy::lolsy: yeah I bet:rolleyes:



oh no, can't you just stay OTD and be their buttbuddies with this shit, instead of here?


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18712387 - 08/15/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Chowder963 said:
No I didnt read what you said I skipped over it, but if you really believed what you said before its probably not worth reading your obviously reeally inexperienced.

All I said is masturbating releases similar chems as sex, if you guys are arguing you disagree right?



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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18712409 - 08/15/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
Quote:

Dr.Dankhead said:
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akira_akuma said:
are you talking to ghosts or someshit? you just keep babbling like a bum on a crack bender. no is even talking about the things you're saying, do i have to spell it out? you're talking about funky ass dirt like tapes of ladies you've fucked and how greasy your face is and how you get flushed with chemicals after a ejaculation, and then arguing about that, when NO ONE ELSE IS. all i see now, is your posts, and people telling you that you can stop. cause you made your freakin' point.





for the record. i got 99 problems, but a bitch i ain't one. and ain't never had been. :lol:




:sexysmile::lolsy::lolsy: yeah I bet:rolleyes:



oh no, can't you just stay OTD and be their buttbuddies with this shit, instead of here?




What?

I can only read legible typing.. I guess your insult was failed, I'm sorry.

Better luck next time bud:datass:


Here, ill cheer ya up........ Look at my wife, Candice :sexysmile:

Beauty huh?? Today is our 9th anniversary :heart:

I AM NOT AN OTDer...!!!!...!...!...............!
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i sometimes wish I was a wormy, wiggling all in the cold dirt...tickle tackle pickle dickle think a mackshift thought of broken words broken gears and words of conundrums..I'm not a weiner doctor so take that shit to dr. Gonz free boob inplant consultations.. Photo required


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
    #18712413 - 08/15/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Once a year. The last time I broke a lamp and the recoil about took my arm off.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18712437 - 08/16/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
Sheekle thinks about Sheekle while he masturbates.





QFT.

I'm tempted to quote this in my sig.


Good move, old chap.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ganjfather]
    #18712440 - 08/16/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Five times a day, minimum. I get antsy if I dont pop one off every three hours.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
    #18712467 - 08/16/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Dr.Dankhead said:
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akira_akuma said:
Quote:

Dr.Dankhead said:
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akira_akuma said:
are you talking to ghosts or someshit? you just keep babbling like a bum on a crack bender. no is even talking about the things you're saying, do i have to spell it out? you're talking about funky ass dirt like tapes of ladies you've fucked and how greasy your face is and how you get flushed with chemicals after a ejaculation, and then arguing about that, when NO ONE ELSE IS. all i see now, is your posts, and people telling you that you can stop. cause you made your freakin' point.





for the record. i got 99 problems, but a bitch i ain't one. and ain't never had been. :lol:




:sexysmile::lolsy::lolsy: yeah I bet:rolleyes:



oh no, can't you just stay OTD and be their buttbuddies with this shit, instead of here?




What?

I can only read legible typing.. I guess your insult was failed, I'm sorry.

Better luck next time bud:datass:


Here, ill cheer ya up........ Look at my wife, Candice :sexysmile:

Beauty huh?? Today is our 9th anniversary :heart:

I AM NOT AN OTDer...!!!!...!...!...............!
:sexysmile:



you say my one sentence is less comparable to any sense making then your Gallagher smashed posts of shit?

just STAY OTD brah, you're acerbic wit will be more clued into there, Tylenol.


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