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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #18711841 - 08/15/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I don't know why anyone got upset with you saying that in the first place. I think it makes complete sense to say something like that in a thread like this. My God, we are discussing how much we masterbate after all. It sounds like some of us aren't getting laid by the amounts their rubbing it out. I will for one admit I'm not.

Back to the :penis:


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18711853 - 08/15/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Im a perv, I have a straight dvd with tons of pics and videos of girls ive been with, sometimes I put them on windows movie maker and edit the slow parts and only show the good parts and add music. Like hardcore dubstep.

I even have names for each of the videos. Im hoping to fill the cd, it has alot of space.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18711857 - 08/15/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I've been doing it every night lately for a while now to help me go to sleep. It's practically ceremonial.

Chowder's posts are convincing me to cut back though, because I have experimented with limiting the wonk in the past and I think his observations are true.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18711859 - 08/15/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

God, that's creeptastic, Chowder!


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Rorge]
    #18711887 - 08/15/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Masterbation ruins eye contact and mood, and makes eyes glossy and baggy for the rest of the day, chronic masterbation causes the "pervey" look, with the half opened bug looking eyes.

Withstaining increases ability to make eye contact and makes eyes less puffy, also makes  you feel more collected and affirmative when you speak.

This is all my opinion but its very true for me at least. Just try doing it less and I promise youl notice a difference, at first its hard and dont expect to be able to immediately if your already on a daily schedule.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18711890 - 08/15/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

"Causes":burke:


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
    #18711946 - 08/15/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I find it frustratingly hard, and awkward to try getting away with masturbating in psych-wards. It's the only reason I don't stay for too long...  I'm sure it's probably not too fun in prison, though I wouldn't know anything about that.
I actually prefer masturbation over sex right now, witch is only because I haven't been able to keep the right partner, It's hard to make relationships last when your crazy... I think jessica was the best, i drove her nuts though, she's ether dead or in a ward. Rebecca topped her off though, till she fucked with her boobs... stupid bitch ruined my life doing that...
I dont dig fat chicks and thats all I can seem to get anymore, i find myself daydreaming while i'm fucking them... so the hand it is.... about once a day unless i'm on a drug binge, then it could be at least a week.

fun facts! I once masturbated with a warm deer heart after i ripped it out as it was still beating and started eating it, until I found it appealing...
can anyone top that? lol


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18711963 - 08/15/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I dont get it.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18711989 - 08/15/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

ok, this is gonna make you laugh... you can't "cause" those psychological symptoms, by jacking off. AHAHA, hilarious, right? you can however have said symptoms though, if you were, i dunno... maybe... a...



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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ShamenWarrior]
    #18712013 - 08/15/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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fun facts! I once masturbated with a warm deer heart after i ripped it out as it was still beating and started eating it, until I found it appealing...
can anyone top that? lol



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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18712016 - 08/15/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Cause what psychological symptoms, theyre clearly physical. At least when i said the word causes, because thats what you quoted, and yeah id say a fair amount of people would agree they do, some people dont notice or get them idk. Im not speaking as a doctor. Maybe you just need to stop jacking off everyday to find out.

Theres alot of people that would agree with me.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18712055 - 08/15/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Of course you should feel guilty - you're making god cry.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18712058 - 08/15/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Masterbation ruins eye contact and mood, and makes eyes glossy and baggy for the rest of the day, chronic masterbation causes the "pervey" look, with the half opened bug looking eyes.




other then the last part of your post, about the eyes, you were clearly indicating psychological symptoms.

which is just in your head. hence, not physical, and nothing to do with jerking off.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18712076 - 08/15/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Jacking off does induce psychological responses as well, and they last for a while afterwards. This is something thats basic knowledge from like sex ed dude.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18712079 - 08/15/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

That quote was IN TENTS. Whats the most fucked up scenario from which you derived sexual pleasure and yanked one?

One time I watched a movie where a hot girl ripped her arm off and it got me going  :dancer:


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Andrwo11]
    #18712093 - 08/15/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Jacking off while having a gf feels pretty bad I guess. I havent had to worry about that for a couple years now though.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18712094 - 08/15/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Masterbation ruins eye contact and mood, and makes eyes glossy and baggy for the rest of the day, chronic masterbation causes the "pervey" look, with the half opened bug looking eyes.




other then the last part of your post, about the eyes, you were clearly indicating psychological symptoms.

which is just in your head. hence, not physical, and nothing to do with jerking off.




Was that posted in this thread? Errmagawsh, Pat Robertson is a shroomery member.

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Chowder963 said:
Jacking off does induce psychological responses as well, and they last for a while afterwards. This is something thats basic knowledge from like sex ed dude.




This is not a jacking off thing, it is a sex thing.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: koods]
    #18712171 - 08/15/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

So your saying jacking off doesnt release ANY chemicals because its jacking off not sex...? Its a physical response it doesnt matter how you got there. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your on drugs because thats a very virgin/inexperienced like thing to say.


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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18712179 - 08/15/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18712185 - 08/15/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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So your saying jacking off doesnt release ANY chemicals because its jacking off not sex...? Its a physical response it doesnt matter how you got there. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your on drugs because thats a very virgin/inexperienced like thing to say.





What context you have an orgasm in makes a huge differences. The intensity of the experience changes and having sex with another person can create the feeling of love. I've never felt that jacking off. An orgasm with another person compared to an orgasm alone are two very different experiences


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