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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#18711683 - 08/15/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dr.Dankhead said: I think everyone's guilty while, beating..
Speak for yourself. I ASSURE you everyone that else doesn't experience that. I certainly don't.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711687 - 08/15/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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So no ones going to take up my offer.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Chowder963]
#18711695 - 08/15/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: So no ones going to take up my offer.
You shouldn't post that shit. C'mon man. You even said yourself you don't have their permissions. Don't be an asshole.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711700 - 08/15/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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pwnasaurus said:
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Dr.Dankhead said: I think everyone's guilty while, beating..
Speak for yourself. I ASSURE you everyone that else doesn't experience that. I certainly don't.
YEAH. LOL VIRGINS...
the context was clearer this time, ya?
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18711703 - 08/15/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I usually yank once a day... it's good for you. Decreases stress.
When I workout a lot I find it happening like once every 3-4 days, even with a girlfriend. Maybe I'm just more stressed than the average person.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711707 - 08/15/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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damn akira you sound kinda cracked out
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18711710 - 08/15/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: damn akira you sound kinda cracked out
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18711711 - 08/15/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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i just don't like when people tell me i don't make sense, without being able to tell or show me how, and then assume that it's true, because "someone else thinks that way too".
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711720 - 08/15/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thats how people treat overly cocky people trust me. They want them to think theyre stupid when they arent. I dont think he meant it in a bad way hes chill.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711722 - 08/15/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: i just don't like when people tell me i don't make sense, without being able to tell or show me how, and then assume that it's true, because "someone else thinks that way too".
I'll PM you the post next time I see one. I'm not going to go digging through your past posts. Is that to your satisfaction? And no,I seriously wasn't trying to be a dick. It's just funny. I can tell you mean well Akira.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711727 - 08/15/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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pwnasaurus said:
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Sheekle said: damn akira you sound kinda cracked out

what even incurred this? oh right, it was you. (in case you couldn't just assume that this was a facetious stfu, i can assure you... it was.) Quote:
pwnasaurus said:
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akira_akuma said: i just don't like when people tell me i don't make sense, without being able to tell or show me how, and then assume that it's true, because "someone else thinks that way too".
I'll PM you the post next time I see one. I'm not going to go digging through your past posts. Is that to your satisfaction?
if only more people were like you, sunshine.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711736 - 08/15/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I swear, I'm much more agreeable in real life - several Shroomerites have met me who can probably attest to that.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711741 - 08/15/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Holy shit. I step away from this thread for a second and shits hit the fan!
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akira_akuma said: l
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
this should clarify my virgins comment. read the bolded part.
It's a good point, I set myself up for that one. I would understand someone making a joke about some of us being virgins. I know that I am in fact not a virgin, so my shame is not hurt in being called one for making an off beat post.
I think we should all go back to loving each other and talking about good ol' rip stickin!
And lucky for me, I don't believe in a big guy in the sky, so I'm not to bothered by rubbin' it out to chicks queefing on birthday cakes.I don't actually rub my shit out to that, but it really does exist!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18711743 - 08/15/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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i don't disagree with you, necessarily, just the timing. all i said was LOL VIRGINS. i'd rather you just PM me or hell, call me out... just not on some petty 'ish like that.
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HeyImShroomy said: Holy shit. I step away from this thread for a second and shits hit the fan!
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akira_akuma said: l
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HeyImShroomy said: I feel guilt and shame when I'm doing it on a regular basis, only because it really doesn't even feel that good. But when I do it weeks or months apart, now that shit is the kitties titties!
this should clarify my virgins comment. read the bolded part.
It's a good point, I set myself up for that one. I would understand someone making a joke about some of us being virgins. I know that I am in fact not a virgin, so my shame is not hurt in being called one for making an off beat post.
I think we should all go back to loving each other and talking about good ol' rip stickin!
And lucky for me, I don't believe in a big guy in the sky, so I'm not to bothered by rubbin' it out to chicks queefing on birthday cakes.I don't actually rub my shit out to that, but it really does exist!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711748 - 08/15/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think you all need to rub one out right now and quiet things down.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Andrwo11]
#18711752 - 08/15/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Andrwo11 said: I think you all need to rub one out right now and quiet things down.
this is exactly the point.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Andrwo11]
#18711764 - 08/15/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18711765 - 08/15/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Masturbation is one of life's great pleasures. No need to bicker over anything that even tangentially relates to it.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Andrwo11]
#18711791 - 08/15/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can not say that I am against a video of that sorts being posted right now. I think we all need it...
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Andrwo11]
#18711794 - 08/15/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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all i said was Virgins. dose that relate to it? nevermind.
here is my testimony to this thread.
HOW OFTEN? HMMM I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KEEP TRACK LOLOLOLOLOL
oh and ALSO... i don't really care how often i jack off because hey it's healthy... oh and also, something else someone else hasn't said yet. oh... um, i jack off to fantasy rape porn!1 love that shit AND... oh yeah, jacking off makes me feel guilty, too, even though it shouldn't. oh and a greasy face, is what i've got after a major masturbation session.
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