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OfflineMr. Wilson
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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Normal Flora]
    #18710906 - 08/15/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

hell no--guy should hide in the bushes and bean one in the side of the head with a good wet one--lol


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18711281 - 08/15/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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WTF are you trying to train him to do that there's not enough room inside somewhere? Unless your house is cluttered up like you're a damn hoarder or something.. Sit, stay, shake, play dead, roll over, etc etc  none of this shit requires a lot of room.

I live in a relatively small room with a giant dresser, king sized bed, weight bench, elliptical, and 2 computer desks and I was able to train my dog just fine indoors.



potty training.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Mr. Wilson]
    #18711320 - 08/15/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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ive never even seen a standard cept pics--that's a jumbo weiner there by god---hey whats it cost to get AKC registered--mines folksare just he aint---got him cheap and got pick from a good friend---his mom is just damn gorgous---cute little guy/girl you got there BTW



I don't bother getting my animals registered because I get them all fixed and they stay with me for life. I don't need to raise their value. that just makes them more liable to be stolen, so I don't know what it costs. my dog is a little girl. she has spent 8 months with her breeder in a crate most of her life and i'm trying to get her use to a normal life. if there was an option to let them play together I would, but she'd probably kill them since it's her nature and I don't trust the neighbors to be up on their shots and parasite medications.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18711380 - 08/15/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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passifloracaerulea said:
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Shroomslip said:
WTF are you trying to train him to do that there's not enough room inside somewhere? Unless your house is cluttered up like you're a damn hoarder or something.. Sit, stay, shake, play dead, roll over, etc etc  none of this shit requires a lot of room.

I live in a relatively small room with a giant dresser, king sized bed, weight bench, elliptical, and 2 computer desks and I was able to train my dog just fine indoors.



potty training.



Then disregard. Apparently I misunderstood.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18711387 - 08/15/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, I think a shit storm war is the best solution for this situation. they won't have the money to hire a lawyer and get genetic testing done on my turds. I could get really mean and throw my own shit over the fence and hedge too...


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18711435 - 08/15/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
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passifloracaerulea said:
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Shroomslip said:
WTF are you trying to train him to do that there's not enough room inside somewhere? Unless your house is cluttered up like you're a damn hoarder or something.. Sit, stay, shake, play dead, roll over, etc etc  none of this shit requires a lot of room.

I live in a relatively small room with a giant dresser, king sized bed, weight bench, elliptical, and 2 computer desks and I was able to train my dog just fine indoors.



potty training.



Then disregard. Apparently I misunderstood.



yeah, my dog lets me know when she has to pee or poop, but once we get outside, she gets distracted and too upset from the other dogs to go, so she ends up shitting and pissing in the house while i'm sleeping. this is what the neighbors are doing to my life. this is a new house that I moved into Monday, and we used to live in the wilderness with no neighbors within earshot. once I get better, I might move back, but leave my machines here. I do have deer and a pack of coyotes here though, just no cougar, bobcat, elk, or bear. both properties have nice springs.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18711436 - 08/15/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

everybody that sees my dog says I should breed him---he is purty and from good genetics--a lot of weiner dogs I see have jacked up backs and look bad--back problems are kind of common with this breed--and a lot of it is genetic---my guy is long and straight and beautifully marked---I am fully aware of the health benefits of having him fixed and its unarguably the way to go--I was either going to have him fixed or get papers so I could make a little cash or give a pup to a family member or good friend and let my little guy have some fun--lol--my mom LOVES my dog and id like to get one--her dog died bout 2 months ago--had him 12years


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Mr. Wilson]
    #18711449 - 08/15/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18711450 - 08/15/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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passifloracaerulea said:
yeah, I think a shit storm war is the best solution for this situation. they won't have the money to hire a lawyer and get genetic testing done on my turds. I could get really mean and throw my own shit over the fence and hedge too...




Oh yeah, that sounds logical; throw your scat at the neighbours. Great deductive reasoning.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18711476 - 08/15/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Potty training problems solved!



or if these dogs would shut the fuck up my dog could shit in her own yard like she should be able to do without harassment.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18711533 - 08/15/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

said you JUST moved in?? maybe them dogs are going off cause you and your dog are a new scent/sight in the neighborhood??  wouldn't you expect your dog to do the same??


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18712767 - 08/16/13 01:44 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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I hate how other people's desire to own animals has a negative impact on my life.

Clean up that dogshit and make that animal shut the fuck up  :mad2:

(that is directed at dog owners in general btw)



So I guess cars shouldn't drive on your street or children play in your neighborhood or any of 1,000 other things that make noise? The dog shit I'll agree with, no one likes stepping in it, not even the owners.




I am talking about the dogs that wont shut up. A couple barks is no big deal but some animals keep going on and on, and then often others join in and it never stops. I personally think the city is no place for dogs and ownership should be banned within city limits.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Mr. Wilson]
    #18712895 - 08/16/13 02:57 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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said you JUST moved in?? maybe them dogs are going off cause you and your dog are a new scent/sight in the neighborhood??  wouldn't you expect your dog to do the same??




damn dude mr wilson still be dropping knowledge to this day!!! wow!!!



got any dirt on tim allen, mr wilson?


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Niffla]
    #18712896 - 08/16/13 02:57 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

man i find this whole situation cray cray, i really do


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Niffla]
    #18713703 - 08/16/13 09:16 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Niffla said:... damn dude mr wilson still be dropping knowledge to this day!!! wow!!!





This is what I think of. Guess it shows my age.



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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: vinsue]
    #18715974 - 08/16/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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vinsue said:
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Niffla said:... damn dude mr wilson still be dropping knowledge to this day!!! wow!!!





This is what I think of. Guess it shows my age.



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Hey vin there's plenty of room in this world for two Mr. Wilson's!


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