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OfflineTripsurfer
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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #18709720 - 08/15/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I hate how other people's desire to own animals has a negative impact on my life.

Clean up that dogshit and make that animal shut the fuck up  :mad2:

(that is directed at dog owners in general btw)


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18709729 - 08/15/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: SunnyD]
    #18709772 - 08/15/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I feel your pain OP. When I lived with my parents, our neighbors dog would NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I really wanted to go over there and blast its fucking head off. My god I hate such shitty neighbors who let their dog bark for 30 mins to an hour when its past 11 PM. Like what the fuck.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea] * 1
    #18709794 - 08/15/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

This thread sucks, I just lost all respect for you. :nonono:


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: muistrue]
    #18709802 - 08/15/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

It is pretty shitty to go out and kill your neighbors dog. Especially poisoning it with rotten food. That is just bad taste.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18709899 - 08/15/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
I hate how other people's desire to own animals has a negative impact on my life.

Clean up that dogshit and make that animal shut the fuck up  :mad2:

(that is directed at dog owners in general btw)



So I guess cars shouldn't drive on your street or children play in your neighborhood or any of 1,000 other things that make noise? The dog shit I'll agree with, no one likes stepping in it, not even the owners.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: muistrue] * 1
    #18710541 - 08/15/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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muistrue said:
This thread sucks, I just lost all respect for you. :nonono:



clearly you didn't read all of my posts or you wouldn't look like such a moron.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18710556 - 08/15/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine hired Kramer & Newman to put a hit on her neighbor's dog.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18710561 - 08/15/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

passifloracaerulea said:
Quote:

muistrue said:
This thread sucks, I just lost all respect for you. :nonono:



clearly you didn't read all of my posts or you wouldn't look like such a moron.




I've read a lot of your posts and thought you were a pretty cool dude. Now not so much.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: muistrue]
    #18710642 - 08/15/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Anyone who talks about killing animals (besides for obvious reasons like our food sources) are no friend of mine :frown: this thread is sad I hope you don't kill those dogs!


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18710673 - 08/15/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

You should take your dog out to walk every day so it gets more action than just going in the back yard and getting yapped at.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18710705 - 08/15/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

passifloracaerulea said:
Quote:

muistrue said:
This thread sucks, I just lost all respect for you. :nonono:



clearly you didn't read all of my posts or you wouldn't look like such a moron.




I normally don't get into shit like this. But you didn't have to call him a moron, because anyone with half a brain that read your posts can see that you started with wanting to murder dogs.  With the murder weapons rotting, becoming more toxic as we speak.  Then everyone told you how horrible you were, then came the "But you guise! Be on my side! My neighbors live in a trailer and act like meth heads!" posts.  Then the "I posted here so I wouldn't do it" posts.  THEN the "I wouldn't even kill them unless they hurt my cats".  You back peddled so hard. 

So, no. Muistrue does NOT look like a moron.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18710763 - 08/15/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

yeah I hope he don't do anything like that either---hell my next door neighbor when I was a kid had like 12 coon dogs that bayed all night---damn I miss that--bettern' rain on a tin roof---the problem I got is a bunch of dumbasses that shouldn't have dogs if they're not going to take care of them---I love my little feller--


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Normal Flora]
    #18710805 - 08/15/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Laurelei said:
Quote:

passifloracaerulea said:
Quote:

muistrue said:
This thread sucks, I just lost all respect for you. :nonono:



clearly you didn't read all of my posts or you wouldn't look like such a moron.




I normally don't get into shit like this. But you didn't have to call him a moron, because anyone with half a brain that read your posts can see that you started with wanting to murder dogs.  With the murder weapons rotting, becoming more toxic as we speak.  Then everyone told you how horrible you were, then came the "But you guise! Be on my side! My neighbors live in a trailer and act like meth heads!" posts.  Then the "I posted here so I wouldn't do it" posts.  THEN the "I wouldn't even kill them unless they hurt my cats".  You back peddled so hard. 

So, no. Muistrue does NOT look like a moron.



but the truth is I could never get myself to actually go through with it. i'd feel like a murderer and would always have something to hide. I was really just venting and got a bad rating for it. some people don't know how sarcastic I am. I will however throw my dog's and my cat's shit into their yard, like they'd even notice. it's a good disposal site though.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Mr. Wilson]
    #18710821 - 08/15/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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yeah I hope he don't do anything like that either---hell my next door neighbor when I was a kid had like 12 coon dogs that bayed all night---damn I miss that--bettern' rain on a tin roof---the problem I got is a bunch of dumbasses that shouldn't have dogs if they're not going to take care of them---I love my little feller--



I almost got a standard dachshund, but couldn't find any breeders so I then fell in love with the shiba inu. this is my shiba and I want her well trained. it's hard to do when she sees other dogs acting up. it's ridiculous to think I could do the training indoors. there's not enough space.



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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18710837 - 08/15/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

hey man look back on your thread and tell me what you think--the ??'s      my guy listens fairly good he don't pick up too much bad stuff from other dogs---his best buddies are a female pit bull my good friend has and my neighbors st Bernard/husky mix---its funny as hellto watch em play---and god help any other dog that tries to hurt him those dogs will tear they're asses up--lol----the problem I got is these damn kids that don't listen to shit trying to give my dog commands that they don't know what the hell means messing my dog's head up---that's a story for later though--kids aint mine BTW--if they were OHHH BOY!! that belt would get wore bare in a week---nlol


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18710871 - 08/15/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

If you poison your neighbor's dogs, I hope he comes over to your house and knocks all your fucking teeth out.

Pussy.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18710885 - 08/15/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

passifloracaerulea said:
Quote:

Laurelei said:
Quote:

passifloracaerulea said:
Quote:

muistrue said:
This thread sucks, I just lost all respect for you. :nonono:



clearly you didn't read all of my posts or you wouldn't look like such a moron.




I normally don't get into shit like this. But you didn't have to call him a moron, because anyone with half a brain that read your posts can see that you started with wanting to murder dogs.  With the murder weapons rotting, becoming more toxic as we speak.  Then everyone told you how horrible you were, then came the "But you guise! Be on my side! My neighbors live in a trailer and act like meth heads!" posts.  Then the "I posted here so I wouldn't do it" posts.  THEN the "I wouldn't even kill them unless they hurt my cats".  You back peddled so hard. 

So, no. Muistrue does NOT look like a moron.



but the truth is I could never get myself to actually go through with it. i'd feel like a murderer and would always have something to hide. I was really just venting and got a bad rating for it. some people don't know how sarcastic I am. I will however throw my dog's and my cat's shit into their yard, like they'd even notice. it's a good disposal site though.




Well shoot, you can't expect us to know how far you're willing to go.  Or how extreme or weak your sarcasm is.  So you really shouldn't call people morons for not being able to read your mind  :snub: 

Throwing shit into their yard is fuckin' brilliant, though. Please do this and report back  :shitstorm:


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18710886 - 08/15/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

WTF are you trying to train him to do that there's not enough room inside somewhere? Unless your house is cluttered up like you're a damn hoarder or something.. Sit, stay, shake, play dead, roll over, etc etc  none of this shit requires a lot of room.

I live in a relatively small room with a giant dresser, king sized bed, weight bench, elliptical, and 2 computer desks and I was able to train my dog just fine indoors.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18710891 - 08/15/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

ive never even seen a standard cept pics--that's a jumbo weiner there by god---hey whats it cost to get AKC registered--mines folksare just he aint---got him cheap and got pick from a good friend---his mom is just damn gorgous---cute little guy/girl you got there BTW


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