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Magicman69
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How often do you masterbate?
#18710834 - 08/15/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I got a girlfriend and I still do it at least once a week. If it wasn't for porn I bet it would be less often.. or pleasurable haha. Anyways, be honest how often..and how does it effect you to stop? I feel good when I don't.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69] 7
#18710846 - 08/15/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is shitty. Recreate/Edit it with a poll. Otherwise this thread will fail big time and be just another skidmark on the face of the Shroomery. You'll feel bad, the Administration will have to buy more memory to support this bullshit thread, and it will simply rot in digital limbo.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710852 - 08/15/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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SOmetimes like 2-3 times a day (rare) but mostly my schedule is around once every 2 nights
When I first started it was like 5-6 times a day 
If your bored of jacking it I highly suggest anal play (it feels weird at first)
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710854 - 08/15/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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If my hand isn't on my junk then something is wrong.
Honestly though, after having a daily intake of vagina for the past six years, I find it quite hard not to masturbate daily.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18710860 - 08/15/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: This is shitty. Recreate/Edit it with a poll. Otherwise this thread will fail big time and be just another skidmark on the face of the Shroomery.
You've been reading the butt licking thread.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: koods]
#18710873 - 08/15/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Twice a day at most, once a week at least.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710881 - 08/15/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lately probably once or twice a week. There have been times where I had a GF and still did it every day though, so it just depends. Trying to not do it as frequently these days as I find I feel and think better and have more energy and feel less awkward around women when I don't.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710887 - 08/15/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I only feel like jacking 0ff like twice a week l8ley
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18710892 - 08/15/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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mostly its cuz im 2 lazy it feels like a chore
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: SunnyD] 1
#18710895 - 08/15/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Daddyzomed said:
If your bored of jacking it I highly suggest anal play (it feels weird at first)
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18710896 - 08/15/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle thinks about Sheekle while he masturbates.
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18710898 - 08/15/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Woah for a second I thought I made this thread... 
Since I started working out my libido is kicking up and I get horny a lot more now which is awesome!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Ando Banko]
#18710901 - 08/15/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ando Banko said:
Quote:
Daddyzomed said:
If your bored of jacking it I highly suggest anal play (it feels weird at first)

During orgasm your anal muscles contract, and if there is something In there the orgasm is a lot stronger! espeacilly if your hitting your prostate it feels amazing!
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Sheekle]
#18710903 - 08/15/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: mostly its cuz im 2 lazy it feels like a chore
u r lazy
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: SunnyD] 1
#18710905 - 08/15/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thank god we're talking scientifically about things now... it makes the thread even BETTER
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18710917 - 08/15/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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2 times a day excluding sex
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18710928 - 08/15/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ModestMouse said:

Thank god we're talking scientifically about things now... it makes the thread even BETTER
this is the Shroomery. welcome.
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Magicman69
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18710929 - 08/15/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ModestMouse said: This is shitty. Recreate/Edit it with a poll. Otherwise this thread will fail big time and be just another skidmark on the face of the Shroomery. You'll feel bad, the Administration will have to buy more memory to support this bullshit thread, and it will simply rot in digital limbo.
Fuck you dude. Look at my begin date. I don't know everything there is to know about shroomery yet. Sue me
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Re: How often do you masterbate? [Re: Magicman69]
#18710932 - 08/15/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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and yet you've made 600 posts. methinks your excuse is a little faulty.

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I jerk off about once every two or three weeks. From March 2012 to March 2013 I masturbated 5 tiimes.
My sex drive has really gotten out of hand but I like the feeling of being dangerously horny. I took a long ass break from porn and masturbation because I couldn't get hard without viagra.
Cheers, lads.
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