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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708842 - 08/15/13 12:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Then in this situation, the cops could be your friends.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea] * 1
    #18708849 - 08/15/13 12:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

So your answer is to kill the poor dogs?  I would support you in killing those people before I would support you in killing the dogs.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18708851 - 08/15/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

i would support the white-trash neighbors in killing OP if he poisoned their dogs...


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18708857 - 08/15/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Then in this situation, the cops could be your friends.



maybe, I wouldn't really kill the dogs unless they hurt my cats.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: leon trout]
    #18708858 - 08/15/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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i would support the white-trash neighbors in killing OP if he poisoned their dogs...




They'd probably do it in some horrific way, too.


Id support it.


There's this asshole down here who would snatch peoples cats outside of their homes late at night and people were finding their cats mutilated. The dude was caught on camera numerous times. The cat community wants him dead.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18708865 - 08/15/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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No more than 4 months later, he was diagnosed and died of cancer.

I swear I had nothing to do with it, but ain't retaliation a bitch?




So how did you give the guy terminal cancer?

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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18708871 - 08/15/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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So your answer is to kill the poor dogs?  I would support you in killing those people before I would support you in killing the dogs.



I agree with this statement, but don't like the idea of prison.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708874 - 08/15/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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these dog owners have a serious problem. they live in a single wide mobile home that doesn't fit into the neighborhood, they act like meth heads, treat their animals like shit, let them live in a filthy yard, don't give a shit about the neighbor kids across from them, and are fat and lazy. I just moved in and can see all of this already. they're fucking slobs that don't even want the dogs. they don't even let them inside, probably because they don't want their meth lab to get knocked over.





Okay, so call Animal Control then. If that is the environment that those dogs are living in, Animal Control will for sure take them out of there.

Or you could always Man Up and go talk to your neighbors about it, regardless of your preconceptions of who they might be. You don't know them, so don't judge them before you even go over there and talk to them.

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it's more my dog they're barking at and I don't want her anywhere near them. she picks up on their bad behavior and starts shit with me. this can't go on, period.




Seriously? You think your dog is picking up on their bad behavior? Maybe your dog is just acting like a dog, and needs a good whack on the nose? Try reading a book on being owning dogs.

Better yet, eat a handful of mushrooms and go be a dog for a while. I think you could use the perspective.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18708885 - 08/15/13 12:20 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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passifloracaerulea said:
these dog owners have a serious problem. they live in a single wide mobile home that doesn't fit into the neighborhood, they act like meth heads, treat their animals like shit, let them live in a filthy yard, don't give a shit about the neighbor kids across from them, and are fat and lazy. I just moved in and can see all of this already. they're fucking slobs that don't even want the dogs. they don't even let them inside, probably because they don't want their meth lab to get knocked over.





Okay, so call Animal Control then. If that is the environment that those dogs are living in, Animal Control will for sure take them out of there.

Or you could always Man Up and go talk to your neighbors about it, regardless of your preconceptions of who they might be. You don't know them, so don't judge them before you even go over there and talk to them.

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it's more my dog they're barking at and I don't want her anywhere near them. she picks up on their bad behavior and starts shit with me. this can't go on, period.




Seriously? You think your dog is picking up on their bad behavior? Maybe your dog is just acting like a dog, and needs a good whack on the nose? Try reading a book on being owning dogs.

Better yet, eat a handful of mushrooms and go be a dog for a while. I think you could use the perspective.



the only problem is that I have a lapidaty and make a lot of machine noise late into the night. if I complain, they'll complain. do you see my dilemma.
my dog is perfect and she HAS been reacting to these little shits. she'd kill them herself if I let her off the leash.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: leon trout]
    #18708890 - 08/15/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

The people are fucked up so your answer is to punish the dogs.  You are at least as fucked up as your neighbors.  Sounds like the dogs are the only ones acting normal here.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18708894 - 08/15/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



that was my wolf/malamute hybrid Ophelia... a cocksucker (who i'm sure is OP's distant cousin) hiked 2 miles through my property to shoot her in my back yard... i would gladly assist OPs neighbors in their retribution if he harms their animals... i got mine, they'll get theirs too...

seriously, OP... you call yr neighbors rednecks... how many of your things have they killed?.. you've got a choice here... choose not to be a  piece of shit...


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: vinsue]
    #18708895 - 08/15/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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So how did you give the guy terminal cancer?

:evil: :poison:... :drugnerd:  . . . :peace:




As much as I was hurt by his act, I could never take another humans life. Sure, I considered making my own magic brew, but it's not my place to play God. Karma caught up with him in the end. I actually felt quite bad for the man once I realized he had cancer. I've watched it take many peoples lives, and no one deserves that, even a bastard cat killer.

Rest in peace Monster, and I suppose you might as well rest in peace too, Rick the Bastard Cat Killer.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: leon trout]
    #18708907 - 08/15/13 12:24 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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that was my wolf/malamute hybrid Ophelia... a cocksucker (who i'm sure is OP's distant cousin) hiked 2 miles through my property to shoot her in my back yard... i would gladly assist OPs neighbors in their retribution if he harms their animals... i got mine, they'll get theirs too...

seriously, OP... you call yr neighbors rednecks... how many of your things have they killed?.. you've got a choice here... choose not to be a  piece of shit...



hey, I love malamutes and wolves.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: leon trout]
    #18708911 - 08/15/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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leon trout said:


that was my wolf/malamute hybrid Ophelia... a cocksucker (who i'm sure is OP's distant cousin) hiked 2 miles through my property to shoot her in my back yard... i would gladly assist OPs neighbors in their retribution if he harms their animals... i got mine, they'll get theirs too...

seriously, OP... you call yr neighbors rednecks... how many of your things have they killed?.. you've got a choice here... choose not to be a  piece of shit...




Beautiful dog. Sorry for your loss


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18708917 - 08/15/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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vinsue said:
So how did you give the guy terminal cancer?

:evil: :poison:... :drugnerd:  . . . :peace:




As much as I was hurt by his act, I could never take another humans life. Sure, I considered making my own magic brew, but it's not my place to play God. Karma caught up with him in the end. I actually felt quite bad for the man once I realized he had cancer. I've watched it take many peoples lives, and no one deserves that, even a bastard cat killer.

Rest in peace Monster, and I suppose you might as well rest in peace too, Rick the Bastard Cat Killer.



cat killers deserve the deepest shithole of hell for eternity as far as I care. I love all cats I guess a lot more than some dogs.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708922 - 08/15/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

OP, just go buy 2 shock collars, hop the fence at night and put the collars on the dogs.



They will shut the fuck up.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708923 - 08/15/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

this thread was really about me venting so I probably don't actually throw the bacon surprise over the fence.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18708924 - 08/15/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

That is a dilemma. But what you are doing is actual work, and I'm sure it brings you in some sort of income (or it's just a hobby). Leaving your dogs out all day and night is neglect, which explains why they bark anytime they see you or your dog.

Confronting them does sound like the less appealing of the options. But honestly, killing them will come around to haunt you.

Realistically, I'd go with the Animal Control approach. Just throw all of your dogs shit into their yard, and try to hit their dogs with it too. Make them and their living environment look so disgusting that Animal Control has no choice but to take the dogs for their health and safety. Take photos of the dogs out in the rain and things like that. Trust me, this route will be much easier in the long run than poisoning them in some way.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708927 - 08/15/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

OP maybe you should kill your neighbors instead of their dogs lol

Jk don't do that, but if you do, I didn't tell you too.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18708932 - 08/15/13 12:30 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I used to have a neighbor with a couple of Jack Russell terriers that got noisy at all the wrong times.  I was often angry at the owners.  Never was I stupid enough to blame a pinned up dog fom expressing the pain of imprisonment and neglect.


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