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    #18708768 - 08/15/13 11:51 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

so I have decided to do away with my next door neighbor's little spastic yappy dogs. every time I go out into my yard with my well behaved and quiet dog, they freak the fuck out and keep my dog from being able to even shit or piss. I've had it and there's no way the redneck owner is going to give a shit about me, so I have to take it into my own hands. I make noise too, but this is affecting the attitude and health of my dog. what's the best for sure way to do away with them innocently. I have an opened pack of bacon sitting outside right now ripening up. a rotten salmon maybe? I don't want to use any chemicals.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708774 - 08/15/13 11:52 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Don't use chemicals what kinda thinking is that. An old neighbor of mine killed our dog w poisonous meat because he was friggin huge and intimidated her.

Call animal control or something but don't kill the dogs


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708779 - 08/15/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:thisisgonnabegood:


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea] * 1
    #18708785 - 08/15/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Are you talking about offing these dogs?!  :uhoh:

It's not their fault.  Yappy dogs are annoying as fuck, I agree.  But you're gonna go and murder them?  If you're not afraid to kill them, kidnap them in the cover of darkness and take them to a shelter in a neighboring town.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #18708786 - 08/15/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah man don't kill the dogs, that's kinda messed up.... Plus what's stoping the guy from getting new ones afterwards?

do what VivaLaMushie said, call animal control.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18708789 - 08/15/13 11:56 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

what's animal control going to do? these dogs are truly annoying and the owner leaves them out all day and night to bark at my fence and bushes. I could have a lot of fun with the neighbor and throw four cat's worth and 1 dog's worth of shit over the fence every night.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: The5thElement]
    #18708791 - 08/15/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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The5thElement said:
Yeah man don't kill the dogs, that's kinda messed up.... Plus what's stoping the guy from getting new ones afterwards?

do what VivaLaMushie said, call animal control.



KINDA messed up?  That is DESPICABLE.  You're talking about murdering a helpless dog in cold blood.  I can't believe you would even entertain the thought.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708792 - 08/15/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Why don't you just go over there when the neighbor's gone and get to know the dogs so they won't bark when you go outside.. Hell bring them some (untainted) hotdogs or something to buy their 'love'..


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18708793 - 08/15/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

in cold bacon, not cold blood.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708796 - 08/15/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

dog murderers are pieces of shit & should fuck themselves in the face... i don't give a good damn what sort of problem they are causing, if they were my dogs & you poisoned them i would fuck you right up...


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708797 - 08/15/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Well for starters if the owner is neglecting them or letting them trash your property they can get the cops to fine them (idk if animal control ppl give out fines) and /or take the dudes dogs.

What's killing them going to solve? The barking? Sure, but you really wanna live the rest of your life knowing you killed someones baby's?


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: The5thElement]
    #18708801 - 08/15/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Don't kill the dogs man, not worth it.

My neighbor poisoned my cat with antifreeze because my cat enjoyed pissing in his bushes. No more than 4 months later, he was diagnosed and died of cancer.

I swear I had nothing to do with it, but ain't retaliation a bitch?


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18708805 - 08/15/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Why don't you just go over there when the neighbor's gone and get to know the dogs so they won't bark when you go outside.. Hell bring them some (untainted) hotdogs or something to buy their 'love'..



it's more my dog they're barking at and I don't want her anywhere near them. she picks up on their bad behavior and starts shit with me. this can't go on, period.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708810 - 08/15/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Then move.

If you kill their dog (s), I can only hope you burn in hell.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: leon trout]
    #18708811 - 08/15/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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leon trout said:
dog murderers are pieces of shit & should fuck themselves in the face... i don't give a good damn what sort of problem they are causing, if they were my dogs & you poisoned them i would fuck you right up...



and i'd expect you to if you could prove it.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18708814 - 08/15/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
Then move.

If you kill their dog (s), I can only hope you burn in hell.



my dog is better.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708815 - 08/15/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

You have some serious problems, OP.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18708830 - 08/15/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I say video tape the dogs behavior and present it to the owner, if he is not cooperative you could bring it to animal control, you need evidence to make your case.


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18708833 - 08/15/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

this thread pops up every once in a while and always has the same vibe, did you really think the shroomery would help you kill a critter?

the answers are, if i recall correctly

1) call police/animal control

2)start a band, preferably if you suck at playing any instruments and practice outside when the dogs are yapping

3)confront the neighbor, ask them to do something/ or work out a schedule so your animals arnt out at the same time or something


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Re: neighbor dogs! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18708836 - 08/15/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

these dog owners have a serious problem. they live in a single wide mobile home that doesn't fit into the neighborhood, they act like meth heads, treat their animals like shit, let them live in a filthy yard, don't give a shit about the neighbor kids across from them, and are fat and lazy. I just moved in and can see all of this already. they're fucking slobs that don't even want the dogs. they don't even let them inside, probably because they don't want their meth lab to get knocked over.


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