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Get your freak on for Jesus!
    #18708520 - 08/15/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

http://christiannymphos.org/ :naughty:

Finally, Christian women are permitted to enjoy sex because some website said it was OK. Thank God.

In other news, the US states with the highest church attendance and/or most repressive majority church (such as Mormonism) have the highest number of log-ins to porn sites. No surprise then that Utah is #1 privately, but members publicly decry and are outraged by pornography. Can you say 'schizo'?

Why are the religious so alternately attracted to and revolted by sex?


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Re: Get your freak on for Jesus! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18708574 - 08/15/13 10:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Cause people be doin the nasty all 'round.  Slappin skins.  Bumping uglies, ya know?.  They are bamboozled by pleasure seeking activities when it is so crude and dirrrrrrrrty.  But, alas, it is where the very future of our species is born. 

Love making.

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Re: Get your freak on for Jesus! [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #18708579 - 08/15/13 10:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

When a time machine is invented and Christian historians go back and discover Jesus was bi or gay, will they be forced to cover this up or accept the fact?


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Re: Get your freak on for Jesus! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18708591 - 08/15/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wonderful thread :rofl:


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Re: Get your freak on for Jesus! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18708595 - 08/15/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You might have to contact Andrew Basiago with that one.:lol:

I think they should reinvent what John Allegro discovered.  Fertility Cults.

Make it rain.


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Re: Get your freak on for Jesus! [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #18708598 - 08/15/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:yawn:


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Re: Get your freak on for Jesus! [Re: hTx]
    #18708603 - 08/15/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:awesurprise:


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Re: Get your freak on for Jesus! [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #18708618 - 08/15/13 11:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Keep up the great work ladies! You have a very special ministry going on. :grin:




:lolsy: Looks like I need to find a Christian woman to "minister" to me. :naughty:


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Re: Get your freak on for Jesus! [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18708636 - 08/15/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What did you mean by 'keep up'? :penis:


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Re: Get your freak on for Jesus! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18708671 - 08/15/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Finally, Christian women are permitted to enjoy sex because some website said it was OK. Thank God.




If you build it they will cum.
I gotta get in on this/that.


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Re: Get your freak on for Jesus! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18708711 - 08/15/13 11:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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No surprise then that Utah is #1 privately, but members publicly decry and are outraged by pornography.



I bet they watch some fucked up porn in Utah, too.

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Why are the religious so alternately attracted to and revolted by sex?



Maybe it has something to do with how potentially dangerous sex used to be. Specifically, childbirth was normally deadly before the invention of modern medicine. As such, a woman who had a lot of sex was almost guaranteed to eventually die from childbirth.

Sexually transmitted diseases were untreatable, could be deadly, and people didn't even know that they existed. For people who didn't know anything about STDs, it might have seemed like people who had more sex became unexplainably sick or died more often than the rest of the population. That's not to mention how fast STDs probably spread given the lack of treatment and lack of knowledge.

The restrictions on premarital sex may have existed partially to prevent single mothers. Until the modern age, if a father skipped out, the mother was flat fucked. She would get nothing from the father, she couldn't work, no one would remarry her, she would have no income, and she would be essentially doomed to die from starvation and homelessness along with her child.

So, maybe it's just a kind of superstition or awful tradition that's been passed on from ancient times when it had some perceived usefulness.


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