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Offline245willow19

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Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have?
    #18668079 - 08/06/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

How often do you engage in sexting? What do you say? What is the most sexiest/dirtiest thing you have ever said/messaged to someone? How many sex partners do you have? I have six sex partners, but only had sex with two of them at the moment. But I have feeling for one particular girl. She is great. The others are just my caller girls, yeno...I can text and fuck them whenever I want. They are on standby. I sex talk every week. I say some dirty shit :lol:

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Edited by 245willow19 (08/06/13 12:51 PM)

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Re: Sexting? [Re: 245willow19]
    #18668093 - 08/06/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Wow. Consistent results.

Ive said dirty things... lets not go into that.


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Re: Sexting? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18668110 - 08/06/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Wow. Consistent results.

Ive said dirty things... lets not go into that.



Spill the beans, motherfucker! I want to get really horny! I love reading sex messages
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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: 245willow19]
    #18668111 - 08/06/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
I have six sex partners, but only had sex with two of them at the moment.




:lolwut:


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18668127 - 08/06/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:
Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
I have six sex partners, but only had sex with two of them at the moment.




:lolwut:



It's a long story. I had the chance to fuck them, but was too drunk and high and so now we just exchange sex talk. We'll eventually have sex someday when the opportunity arises again :shrug:. They are always begging me for sex or to meet up...they are a bit clingly though

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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: 245willow19] * 3
    #18668148 - 08/06/13 12:58 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Ah so you really meant sext partners. I voted STAL, I've never sent or received one (rarely use text messages at all) but I have had actual sex on numerous occasions.

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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: 245willow19]
    #18668151 - 08/06/13 12:58 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

One (and a half) partners.

Yeah I gotta get rid of that half.

I mostly just describe eating her out... that always does the trick.


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Re: Sexting? [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #18668181 - 08/06/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry guys, but pushing buttons on your phone is not sex, what the fuck has happened to this generation?

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Re: Sexting? [Re: qman]
    #18668187 - 08/06/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

No one said it was


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Re: Sexting? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18668194 - 08/06/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Esekon somewhat implied that by calling them sex partners.

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Re: Sexting? [Re: psi]
    #18668199 - 08/06/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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psi said:
Esekon somewhat implied that by calling them sex partners.



:zaphod:

oh. I see


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: 245willow19]
    #18668205 - 08/06/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Sexting IMO is kinda like fapping to a lingerie catalogue :shrug:

which I used to do when I was like 10 :lol:

My sexting procedure:

Me: Hey baby, what's up? Can I come over tonight?

-Yeah sure, give me a call when you're coming.

me: ok cool c ya!

:lol:

Nothing against sexting, it's just not my thang. I prefer touching(not just myself) while talking dirty :shrug:


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Re: Sexting? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18668211 - 08/06/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I don't sext because I think it's retarded:shrug:
If she wants the D she knows where I live.


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Re: Sexting? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18668213 - 08/06/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon somewhat implied that by calling them sex partners.



Sorry. Sext partners, happy :wink:? I should have cleared this up a bit in this thread. You could call them sex partners if you want though to some extent...

Quote:

Sorry guys, but pushing buttons on your phone is not sex, what the fuck has happened to this generation?



I never said it was.

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Re: Sexting? [Re: 245willow19]
    #18668231 - 08/06/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I have done similar on msn messenger in the past, but never text messages.

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Re: Sexting? [Re: qman]
    #18671330 - 08/07/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
Sorry guys, but pushing buttons on your phone is not sex, what the fuck has happened to this generation?




No shit.


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: 245willow19]
    #18671353 - 08/07/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Who the fuck sexts people?


Oh yeah, people who don't have real sex.


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: ganjfather]
    #18671376 - 08/07/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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ganjfather said:
Who the fuck sexts people?

Oh yeah, people who don't have real sex.




Text massaging leads to sext.


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: koods]
    #18671410 - 08/07/13 12:35 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I could understand webcam "sex" but never really got text-based "sex".

I found it frustrating trying to masturbate and type at the same time. :bored:


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: 245willow19]
    #18671451 - 08/07/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Never, its fucking gay.

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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18671498 - 08/07/13 01:00 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I used to sext a lot when I had a really boring job. Since then, not so much. It's a waste of time. It really is like masturbating to a lingerie catalog. You're just teasing yourself.


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: koods]
    #18672964 - 08/07/13 11:48 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

ganjfather said:
Who the fuck sexts people?

Oh yeah, people who don't have real sex.




Text massaging leads to sext.





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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: ganjfather]
    #18672989 - 08/07/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

The closest thing I got to sexting was sending dic pics to that suspected tranny the other week.

Sexting is lame imo, titty pics is where it's at :yesnod:

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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: The5thElement]
    #18673008 - 08/07/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Closet I've got is when my girlfriend texts me something like "I really wanna fuck your dick right now"

and I'm like "be right over >:D"





I just don't see a point when real sex can be had.


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: ganjfather]
    #18673020 - 08/07/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

If I'm sexting, you better believe I'm jacking it at the same time otherwise I'm just wasting time.  :manvsfish:

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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: The5thElement]
    #18673073 - 08/07/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

When someone even mentions the word "sexting" all I think is 'There's a middle schooler that's never gotten laid.'
Though there was that one time a chick had me call her phone so she could use it as a vibrator.

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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: Lynnch]
    #18673080 - 08/07/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Sexting is the word the media uses to scare us about what the kids are up to.


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: 245willow19]
    #18673697 - 08/07/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Ever since people started thinking OP was a homo he starts making all these threads about pussy/ lesbians/ fucking/ sexting girls yadda yadda.

Dude go to the S&R forums.


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: ganjfather]
    #18674026 - 08/07/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I never really understood the whole ''sexting'' thing. Work on building a relationship with someone you really feel connected to and enjoy being around, and you will have the best sex of your life, especially if you are rollin'. :dawerp:


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: iEATPAPER]
    #18674045 - 08/07/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

You folks crack me up.


What if your girl isnt always around to fuck?

Sexting >  watching a barbie doll meth head get fucked in the ass with a cucumber.

You dont jack off during the texting... you jack off after.


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18674727 - 08/07/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Everyone's different obviously. I rather wait it out till I see my girl again, makes it that much better.

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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: iEATPAPER]
    #18674736 - 08/07/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Sexting is literal the most unstimulating thing ever. I'd get more of a chub just whipping it out and slapping it on the counter a few times.

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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18674742 - 08/07/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Sexting is literal the most unstimulating thing ever. I'd get more of a chub just whipping it out and slapping it on the counter a few times.




You must have the creative mind of a wet blanket.


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Re: Sexting? How often? How many sex partners do you have? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18675012 - 08/07/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

You must be easily excited.

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