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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: OldHam]
    #18658131 - 08/04/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Like I really gives a shit. Get a big ol stupid fucking dog if you want.
:ahahaha: Good luck with it...




You haven't posted anything at all showing that King German Shepherds are any stupider than normal German Shepherds. Whether or not St Bernards are stupid has nothing to do with it really.

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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: psi]
    #18658721 - 08/04/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

OldHam, those stats are considered obedience intelligence levels.  Currently there is no way to rank the true intelligence of a dog (what it can comprehend and not comprehend in its own realm of thought), however we can rank how well they behave or respond to training and how obedient they are.  Not sure if obedience truly determines intelligence though hehe.

Oh, and I'm sure the King Shepard breed are sweet dogs, just wanted to point out you may be spending more money in health care for your dog in the long run, and he might not live to be very old (10-11yo instead of 14-15yo)

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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Menalaus]
    #18658800 - 08/04/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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I'd want one of these if I was going to get a giant dog.





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A werewolf!?




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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Maverick]
    #18658808 - 08/04/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

rescue a greyhound, the males are pretty tall, not too heavy and sweet/smart/cheap/love you for ever and ever for saving them.



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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Maverick]
    #18658846 - 08/04/13 01:24 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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OldHam, those stats are considered obedience intelligence levels.  Currently there is no way to rank the true intelligence of a dog (what it can comprehend and not comprehend in its own realm of thought), however we can rank how well they behave or respond to training and how obedient they are.  Not sure if obedience truly determines intelligence though hehe.




German Shepherds tend to be ranked very high on those kinds of lists anyway. If breeding a larger version reduced intelligence/trainability by a large amount I would be a little surprised.

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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: psi]
    #18659328 - 08/04/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

According to the breeders king shepherds being so large absolutely thrive on rigorous training and crave challenges. These are dogs used by the military and police in elite k9 units as search and rescue, bomb detection, attack/intomidTion And protection. They live the same amount of tine as a normAl german shepherd which is about 11 years. There are breeders who put emphasis on breeding better and healthir dogs every grneration and puthe dogs through xrAys to test for hip condition before breeding

We have a doberman, she is thick as shit but a real sweetheart. Also have a fox terrier which is equLly as spastic but still amusing. I am not a fan of the irish wolfhounds or greyhounds, ive grown up with shepherds and find them to be the mos beautiful dogs to me and very personAble. I don really give a fuck if they arent absolutely top lf the list for "intelligence" (whatever that means) my grandma was a registered and highly regarded breeder for top pedigree golden retrievers, i love those dogs too maybe id get one as a buddy for a shepherd

In terms of space youd have to be a fucking asshole to get a big dog if you only had a small backyard. These things need room to run. Our dogs dont even so much as wear a collar and theyv NEVER strayed off the property (120 acres) Slme people just have no idea as to how to raise dogs. Half an hour exercise a dAy  of light walking if theyve been cooped up all day just doesn cut it.

Also a lot of people have bad misconceptions about big dogs being dumb or aggressivve but no more than any other dog if treated with love and taught how to behave and is well socialised with people, kids and other dogs

In my dreams id get two of these king shepherds, siblings and i wouldnt need human company ever again

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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: indica]
    #18659387 - 08/04/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Also a lot of people have bad misconceptions about big dogs being dumb or aggressivve




It's generally been my experience that those little anklebiters are the ones to watch out for. They get all vicious and people are just like, aww, how cute. They're as useless as a limp dick in a whorehouse. I mean when my 90lb dog, who is very well trained, barks at strangers for entering his yard without me, they usually start making threats or tell me to put him in a cage or wtfe... It's prejudice.

3 or 4 weeks ago I had one guy try to walk through my back yard to the back door out of the fucking blue. Only met this dude like one time, maybe a year ago, so random. Anyways he pulled a knife on my dog because he couldn't get through the gate, hollering "get this dog away from me or I'll kill it!" WTF? Lol, good luck first of all, and that dog's lived here for 6 years... He has more of a right to be here than some strange dude, ya know...?


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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18659423 - 08/04/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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It's generally been my experience that those little anklebiters are the ones to watch out for. They get all vicious and people are just like, aww, how cute. They're as useless as a limp dick in a whorehouse. I mean when my 90lb dog, who is very well trained, barks at strangers for entering his yard without me, they usually start making threats or tell me to put him in a cage or wtfe... It's prejudice.

3 or 4 weeks ago I had one guy try to walk through my back yard to the back door out of the fucking blue. Only met this dude like one time, maybe a year ago, so random. Anyways he pulled a knife on my dog because he couldn't get through the gate, hollering "get this dog away from me or I'll kill it!" WTF? Lol, good luck first of all, and that dog's lived here for 6 years... He has more of a right to be here than some strange dude, ya know...?




My experience with tiny frufru dogs has been without exception negative

So the guy trying to break into your house threatened your dog?
What a piece of shit

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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Dreaming Nomad] * 1
    #18659437 - 08/04/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I'm adopting a German Shepard mix from a friend in a few days. He's 6months old, super cute, and really smart.
I'm excited to say the least


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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18659448 - 08/04/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah genetics does play into it but a lot is lack of training. People get small dogs and figure they don't have to train them not to be assholes because they're small and it's "cute" when they act like they're big and mean. My neighbor's mini pinscher flips the fuck out on me when she gets into my yard, as if I shouldn't be there. If it was a normal sized dog I would be pissed, but with a tiny little runt it's just an annoyance.

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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Menalaus]
    #18659451 - 08/04/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

no I don't think he was going to break in, but seriously who goes to someone's house and tries to knock on the BACK door? and then throws a fit when the dog doesn't let him in? It just really tripped me out that a person could do that.


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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18659582 - 08/04/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Labradoodles are amazing!

They never lose that puppy finesse, family has one going on 10 years now. He still thinks he's a puppy.



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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: smack]
    #18659604 - 08/04/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

When I get a house I'm going to get me a Doberman. Or maybe a German Shepard.


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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Nifflerz]
    #18659886 - 08/04/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Our doberman still has her tail. And goddamn that thing can do some damage if shes in a good mood. Shes basically a 5 yeAr old puppy. Really sweet though, And quiet. Not too vocal but when she barks you fucking know about it. Shes. ReLly sweet but i dont think shes too bright and really clumsy too

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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: indica]
    #18659897 - 08/04/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

The ultimate weapon:  Attach blades to a dog's tail.

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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Maverick]
    #18659915 - 08/04/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

:somefunnyshit:


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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18660161 - 08/04/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I really dont understand the dropped ass showdog look on some german shepherds. Not only is it really bad for them but honestly what looks good about it?!

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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: pirate-blues]
    #18660181 - 08/04/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:I would love one of these though...waaaay out of my price range.







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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18660221 - 08/04/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

What the fuck is that thing? It looks like a carpet hahah

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Re: King Shepherds - 140lbs of fucking dog [Re: indica]
    #18660479 - 08/04/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

it does lol


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