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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: OZA]
#18656866 - 08/04/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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OZA said: Meh I think anybody in that guy's position would eventually have the same breakdown. You can't just keep going that hard. Some of the shit you say that he does is straight up weird. Is there a chance he's chasing you as something more than a FWB? Some guys get lost in love and just take a peak outside in the middle of it all and realize how fucked up the situation is. As I'm sure you know, we're not the most rational people when we like a girl.. Reading through a bit of the thread, it kind of seems a bit like that. Maybe not, he does seem fucked up in general.
The dude is definitely not in love with me and definitely would not date me. I mean the guy is pretty racist (according to him, Asians and blacks are the coolest and funniest, while he hates Arabs and Mexicans the most). Even though he would fuck any decent-looking girl of any race, I doubt he would actually ever consider dating or settling down with somebody outside of his race. Plus he tells me all the time he does not want to date for a LONG time, because he has such a hard time getting along and finding common interests with normal women. He's more of a "hit it and quit it" kinda guy.
I can understand why he feels guilt about his daughter and parents, that is pretty scummy, the fact that he's a deadbeat dad and stole like $6 grand from his own parents. Shit, if I was his mom, I would have knocked him the fuck out years ago. I mean 6 grand??!?!?? And he spent it all on CRACK!??!?!? My mom would beat the fucking shit out of me if I took 20 bucks out of her pocket. The guy deserves to get an ass-whooping of a lifetime, but his parents are sissy suburban white folks who apparently don't do that. lol. White people, man. That's one thing I always envied growing up, is not having white parents, precisely for that reason. hahahaha
No joke, if I was his mom, shit would go down exactly like this. I've even told him numerous times, "Dude, if I was your mom, I would beat THE FUCK out of you." He even admits, "I know, and I totally deserve it too."
But some of the other stuff didn't make sense to me, like feeling shame about liking stuff up his butt or working at the gay bar. He was even telling me stuff like "My parents would disown me if they ever found out I was working at a gay bar, even as a bartender. And I can't help but feel shame. I would be so disappointed if any of my kids turned out gay." I mean damn, he kinda almost offended me with that comment. It's amazing the effects religion has psychologically and sexually on people, making them feel guilty about things they really don't need to be tripping at all about.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18657122 - 08/04/13 01:44 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not sure what you mean by white parents, if white was akin to soft the globe wouldn't be violently dominated by white people 
His parents are weak is all, if anyone stole 6k from me I would tie their ass upside down from the ceiling and beat the shit out of them.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89]
#18657157 - 08/04/13 02:00 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm talking about a specific class of white people. Not the trailer park kind that beats the fuck out of their kids. I'm talking about upper-crust, cushy white parents. You know the kind I'm talking about.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18657187 - 08/04/13 02:17 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I know the type that's not a racial issue though, whatever it is. Soft people from the suburbs 
Not sure if you're suggesting I'm from a trailer park, but people come in more than two flavors. The demonstrably cruelest of humans are in positions of power
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89]
#18657212 - 08/04/13 02:32 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: I know the type that's not a racial issue though, whatever it is. Soft people from the suburbs 
Not sure if you're suggesting I'm from a trailer park, but people come in more than two flavors. The demonstrably cruelest of humans are in positions of power
Obviously I am joking about the stereotypes, I am not racist like my friend is. Obviously abuse and violence exists in all classes and races. I'm just making the stereotypes in this post so you get a vague idea of what his parents are like IRL. My mom fits the tiger mom hardass stereotype too; my dad on the other hand, is not at all like a typical Asian parent.
And no, I was not suggesting you were from a trailer park at all. I have no idea what you or your parents are like.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18657220 - 08/04/13 02:35 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
Obviously I am joking about the stereotypes, I am not racist like my friend is. Obviously abuse and violence exists in all classes and races. I'm just making the stereotypes in this post so you get a vague idea of what his parents are like IRL.
And no, I was not suggesting you were from a trailer park at all. I have no idea what you or your parents are like.
I know you're not racist, but I talk to myself and think in the same tedious manner as my responses have been 
Those soft suburban types irk me
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89]
#18657237 - 08/04/13 02:45 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: I know you're not racist, but I talk to myself and think in the same tedious manner as my responses have been 
Those soft suburban types irk me
Yea, his parents are the types that listen to Fox News and Rush Limbaugh. Boring church-goer types. I have no idea how such parents ended up producing a kid like him. He says his parents were always great to him growing up, and never once laid a hand on him except a few times, he received a light slap on the butt from his dad if he was really bad. It really doesn't make sense to me why he turned out the way that he did. How did he turn into this amoral, experimental, risky, sex and drug fiend? Who does all the stupid shit he does and then just feels guilt and shame about everything he does later on because he's a hardcore Christian? It makes no sense to me whatsoever.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18657274 - 08/04/13 03:06 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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As I see it we have
Abusive parents Soft parents Parent's who discipline their kids
When I was growing up we'd get savage beatings sometimes, but only when we deserved it and it would keep us in line. The worst kids I've been around were all spoiled, not enough beatings.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89]
#18657379 - 08/04/13 04:51 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, define worst. What exactly do you mean by worst? Tendency to be ungrateful and entitled? Or tendency to commit crime, particularly violent acts?
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18657385 - 08/04/13 04:53 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tendency to be rotten inside, ungrateful, disloyal. Its not a universal truth, but among the children I have unfortunately been exposed to the worst were pampered
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89]
#18657864 - 08/04/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think smacking your kid in the back of the head is just as good of a solution as a savage beating.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #2]
#18657953 - 08/04/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Depends on what they've done, smacking your kid in the back of the head for kicking another kid in the face doesn't send them any kind of message
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#18657982 - 08/04/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: As I see it we have
Abusive parents Soft parents Parent's who discipline their kids
When I was growing up we'd get savage beatings sometimes, but only when we deserved it and it would keep us in line. The worst kids I've been around were all spoiled, not enough beatings.
Only when you deserved savage beatings? There is no justification whatsoever for savage beatings... Or, beatings of any kind for that matter.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods] 1
#18658103 - 08/04/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Only when you deserved savage beatings? There is no justification whatsoever for savage beatings... Or, beatings of any kind for that matter.
You must have seen very little of the dark side of life to think there are no justifications for beating
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89]
#18658262 - 08/04/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's kind of sad that the kids that got beat are always the ones defending the behavior. Of course you thought you deserved it, you were a kid and didn't know anything else.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Lynnch]
#18658457 - 08/04/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Uhhhh don't buy birthday presents, send away from dinner table, kick out at 18. If they say something that's ment to offend slap them in the back of the head.
It's not you can go around beating other peoples children....
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89]
#18658647 - 08/04/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Only when you deserved savage beatings? There is no justification whatsoever for savage beatings... Or, beatings of any kind for that matter.
You must have seen very little of the dark side of life to think there are no justifications for beating
Beatings are the dark side of life.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18658718 - 08/04/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wouldn't trade my early days for anyone else's
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89]
#18665165 - 08/05/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wouldn't hit a small child, but I see nothing wrong with beating a rambunctious teenager. I'm talking about the kind that go on Maury and brag about beating their parents and prostituting themselves for a cheeseburger and all this shit.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18665177 - 08/05/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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