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Acaterpillar
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18626668 - 07/28/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: The way the panties are shifted in that first pic, I thought you had an extra verginey growing on your leg.

I thought the exact same thing. It took me a few seconds to figure out what was really going on, but I figured it was because of the mxe.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Acaterpillar]
#18626688 - 07/29/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said:
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koods said: The way the panties are shifted in that first pic, I thought you had an extra verginey growing on your leg.

I thought the exact same thing. It took me a few seconds to figure out what was really going on, but I figured it was because of the mxe.
I'm surprised I knew it wasn't supposed to be where I thought it was.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18626787 - 07/29/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: We went in on a quarter ounce of crack, and I was popping soma's all throughout the night, all in all I must have popped like at least 20 soma's, I was FUUUUUCKKKKKKEDDDDD UP. My best friend said that was THE MOST fucked up he had ever seen me in his life.
And by the way, soma's and crack are THE MOST AMAZING combination ever. It feels even better than heroin and crack. It felt like I took GHB and ecstasy at the same time, I was actually getting eye-wiggles and moaning and panting and even getting empathetic and touchy-feely and wanting to cuddle puddle every time I took a hit of the rock. And of course I was all loose and saying and doing shit I normally wouldn't do sober.
We went down on each other while the other one was taking fat hits of crack. It felt so good I was practically seizuring each time in his face. He stuck a vibrator in me and even though there was no way in hell I could cum, each pump felt like one long SUPER INTENSE orgasm.
I know my BFF likes shit in his butt, and I know he's a size queen who likes BIGGGGGGG shit up his butt. So I put a condom over my entire hand, and started out with two fingers. Two fingers eventually became three, then four, and then I thought, "What the hey" and just SHOVED my entire fist up his asshole. My ENTIRE FIST, CLOSED FIST BY THE WAY, all the way to my wrist, was engulfed deep inside his asshole.
I was soooo surprised by how EASILY it slid in there LMFAO!!!!!! I was like, "BRO YOU HAVE THE LOOSEST BUTTHOLE EVER" 
Bro LOVED IT too! I can't believe it didn't even hurt him! That dude has an amazing asshole that was meant for porn. He was squealing and moaning so hard with ecstasy, he didn't even realize that my entire fist was actually up his asshole until I told him and he looked down. He was like, "HOLY SHIT!!!!!!" 
Wow. That was my first time ever fisting somebody, and I'm honored that my best friend was a part of it.
Yeah, disgusting.
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This thread, so far, in one picture:
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18627221 - 07/29/13 03:57 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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minus the lube and your spot on
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koods
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: PanzerCubed]
#18627226 - 07/29/13 04:11 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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PanzerCubed said:

minus the lube and your spot on
Wanna know another secret? He doesn't have his arm in the horse's ass.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18627322 - 07/29/13 05:48 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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great thread. got even better
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: memes]
#18628354 - 07/29/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I need to be a part of this one too
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ravenfeeder
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: mindapparatus]
#18628685 - 07/29/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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You deserve a slow and painful death
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: ravenfeeder]
#18628846 - 07/29/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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ravenfeeder said: You deserve a slow and painful death 

Slow painful deaths for everybody!
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Hakim0777
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89]
#18629461 - 07/29/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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yer a maverick G
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Hakim0777]
#18629499 - 07/29/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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DAYUM thats DRASTIC.
Can your BFF not get a prostate orgasm anymore from having all this ass abuse?
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: blitzd]
#18629516 - 07/29/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anal abuse: the best kind of abuse
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Hakim0777]
#18632363 - 07/30/13 02:42 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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So I guess my best friend has refused to go to rehab, and is going to try to make it on his own somehow with no car. His whole family's cut him off and refuses to talk to him. He's already found a job in the city that I live in, and this city's bus systems are so good he won't need a car. So I'm letting him stay at my pad for about a month until he can save up money to rent a room somewhere. I know these weekly motels that only cost $125 a week to stay at, it's the perfect place for somebody with no furniture or belongings.
He seems pretty determined to get his life back on track and stay sober and just do steroids, so hopefully we won't be getting fucked up too much around each other.
We're going to be hitting up a tranny bar this Thursday. I'll definitely have to post updates once we get there.
Oh BTW, I texted him the picture of the dude fisting the horse's ass, and his response was: "OMFG that's awesome!!!!!!!! hahahahhaahhaha"
He said he wants to take it easy on his butthole too, because he wants to be able to shit normally still when he's 30. He said that on tweak he would DESTROY his butthole for HOURS, he would literally be stretching shit so fat in there that eventually his asshole would tear and start bleeding. LOL WTF!!!!!! Hard to believe he's still only in his early 20's and way younger than me, that dude is going to be the gnarliest grandpa someday.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18632510 - 07/30/13 05:15 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Hard to believe he's still only in his early 20's and way younger than me, that dude is going to be the gnarliest grandpa someday. 
Ive met a few people with the "go hard" mentality. Your friend seems to have it. You too.
Mindfuck Grandpa is here to tell stories again!
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: memes]
#18632525 - 07/30/13 05:33 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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meams said:
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Crystal G said: Hard to believe he's still only in his early 20's and way younger than me, that dude is going to be the gnarliest grandpa someday. 
Ive met a few people with the "go hard" mentality. Your friend seems to have it. You too.
Mindfuck Grandpa is here to tell stories again!
God, we would be the worst parents ever. Every story I would tell my teenager would begin with "So mommy was a big slut in high school..."
My kid would be like some nerdy little typical Asian dweeb that's super into studying, and I'd probably be one of those parents that's way fucking cooler than their kids. I'd be driving them somewhere and point to this park and be like, "Dude, I tag-teamed two trannies right there!" They'd be like "MOM, STOPPPP, OMFG YOU'RE SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!!" 
The scary thing is, my best friend actually has a baby. Had her at age 21 with an 18y/o chick. He never sees his kid, because I guess the mom wants nothing to do with him.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18633105 - 07/30/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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It would be even better if the kid was conceived with one of the trannies in the park
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#18641494 - 07/31/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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OMG YES. So of COURSE the first thing me and my BFF do is go on a 2-day crack and soma binge the second he comes over. I just filled a 90-count soma prescription like a week ago and somehow I only have 40 left now. It's cool, I only went through like 50 in a week. 
OH GOD, and we both had THE PERFECT combo of drugs in our system to make sex feel fucking INCREDIBLE. He ate my pussy and fingered me for at least an hour, and I was in ECSTASY having eye-wiggles and it felt like I was cumming the entire time. My body and legs were actually seizuring and shaking the whole time because it felt so intense. I was teaching him and instructing him exactly how to finger and suck me, it was the best head I've gotten in a REALLY long time, that's for damn sure. It's too bad I was having a hard time cumming cause of the drugs, because I would DEFINITELY have squirted had I actually came. He has been begging me and trying to get me so hard to squirt all over his face. Hasn't happened yet, but who knows.
He said he wanted something up his butt and we were all fucked up and started digging around my room trying to find random stuff to stick up there. He grabbed this spray bottle of Raid and was like "This would work" and I was like "....maybe it's not a good idea to stick a can of pesticides up your butt bro."
Couldn't find anything else with a smooth round edge, so I stuck my vibrating magic bullet in his butthole and then chased it with my fist in there right after it. I was full-on dominating him, spitting on his body and his face, calling him a worthless slut, grabbing him by the hair and smashing his face in the wall, punching him in the chest, slapping his face... he fucking LOVED it too. He squealed out "OOOMMMMGGGGG I LOOOOVEE YOUUUUUU" while I was fisting him and doing all this shit. 
I ate his butthole out too and sucked on his balls at the same time, and he was having the same seizure/shaking reaction I did.
This is fucking awesome having him stay at my place, it's like having my own personal sex slave. All I have to do is say I'm horny and he goes down on me and services me. He says he loves sucking on that big swollen steroid clit of mine. And on top of that, he gave me his $1200 audio sound system for letting him stay at my place, I now have subwoofers in my car and am going to be bumping THE SICKEST dnb and liquid dub in it now. 
And today, we were shopping for food at the grocery store today and walked by the seafood section and he said (in a pretty loud voice) to me "Wanna stick those crab legs up my butt?" And some middle-aged dude totally heard him and looked at both of us with this NASTY look shaking his head at us. LMFAO
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18641636 - 07/31/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: He seems pretty determined to get his life back on track and stay sober and just do steroids, so hopefully we won't be getting fucked up too much around each other.
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Crystal G said: OMG YES. So of COURSE the first thing me and my BFF do is go on a 2-day crack and soma binge the second he comes over. 
Haven't even read the rest of the update. This was too good not to simulquote
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18641698 - 07/31/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
He said he wanted something up his butt and we were all fucked up and started digging around my room trying to find random stuff to stick up there. He grabbed this spray bottle of Raid and was like "This would work" and I was like "....maybe it's not a good idea to stick a can of pesticides up your butt bro."

These threads are too damn good
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