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robbyberto
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: danlennon3]
#18623483 - 07/28/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can't enough, crystal g. I want to talk to you on the phone some time if that would be cool with you. Zappa will vouch for me. Pris #1 might as well.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: robbyberto]
#18623506 - 07/28/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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You want something large up your ass too...?? J/K
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memes
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: danlennon3]
#18623512 - 07/28/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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danlennon3 said: You sure know how to have fun crystal! I always wondered if guys who enjoy having large objects shoved up their asses think they are gay or not.
Probably depends entirely on whether or not they're attracted to men in a sexual nature.
Because otherwise, its just sexual stimulation.
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akira_akuma
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18623520 - 07/28/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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hot sex loving chick that could scissor me to death. Crystal, you are one of a kind.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#18624203 - 07/28/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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My horse Able wants in on your BFFs hole. 300 bucks. Meet me at my ranch.
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koods
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: akira_akuma]
#18624273 - 07/28/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: hot sex loving chick that could scissor me to death. Crystal, you are one of a kind.
Is that what Crystal was describing here?
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It felt so good I was practically seizuring each time in his face.
Or maybe that is kind of a vibrating scissor thing?
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akira_akuma
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18624331 - 07/28/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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OZA
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18624461 - 07/28/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL Crystal G you're awesome. I love these posts
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18624737 - 07/28/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said:
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akira_akuma said: hot sex loving chick that could scissor me to death. Crystal, you are one of a kind.
Is that what Crystal was describing here?
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It felt so good I was practically seizuring each time in his face.
Or maybe that is kind of a vibrating scissor thing?
One wrong move(or right move depending on how you look at it) and crystal could cut your head off!
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: blitzd] 2
#18626297 - 07/28/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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blitzd said: My horse Able wants in on your BFFs hole. 300 bucks. Meet me at my ranch. 
Dude, that reminds me, I have to post THE FUNNIEST SHIT ever!!!!
So, my best friend apparently TOTALED his car on the freeway driving back home from my place last time he was here. It's weird, he got a good night's sleep and hadn't taken any drugs since he woke up, so I thought he was totally fine to drive. Apparently his car did a flip and he was going like 80mph on the freeway, and his car is so totaled he can't even repair it or drive it anymore... but of COURSE my best friend walks out of the accident without even a scratch on his body. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!! That's always the way it is with both of us, I swear... we do the dumbest shit and totally should have died multiple times, but somehow we walk away without ever getting hurt in the process. I don't even know why either of us is still alive, it's not like we're doing anything meaningful with our lives. 
Anyway, when he was at the hospital, his parents showed up and they found out that he had cocaine and benzo's show positive in his blood, so they are basically forcing him into a 3 month rehab program starting Monday.
So, he came over to my place for the weekend to do one last run with me. I didn't want to go in on any crack because I'm trying to stay away from that (no joke, I probably spent like $2 grand on that stuff this past month, it was getting pretty fucking bad dude). So we ended up getting a $20 sack of H and each did one shot. I also did mushrooms and we were both doing whippits.
Well, after he did his shot of H he started opening up to me and telling me THE FUNNIEST FUCKING STORY!!!!!!
He was like, "This one time, when I was 18, my parents sent me to this rehab that was way out in the desert on this ranch. And one night, really late at night, I saw this donkey on the ranch that had a HUUUUUUUUUGE 2 foot long dick!!!! I was staring at that, and I wanted it so bad in my ass, that I walked right up to the donkey and started jacking him off. I even started sucking him off, to try to get him hard! I had a fucking donkey dick in my mouth, dude!!!! I was completely sober too when I did that shit. Can you believe that?" 
I was like, "SO DID YOU TAKE THAT TWO FOOT DICK UP YOUR BUTT OR WHAT!!!!!!!" 
He was like, "No, this fucking horse just came out of nowhere and started butting my hand away with his head. I think it knew what I was doing and didn't like what I was doing to the donkey. He kept cock-blocking me and I was afraid he was going to attack me so I had to step away. FUCK I wanted that dick so bad in my ass you don't even know!!!! It was HUUUUUUUUUGE dude!!!!!!"
I was fucking DYING laughing my ass off at his story, my sides hurt SO FUCKING BAD LMAO'ing to that story. GOD, WHAT THE FUCK. I fucking LOVE my best friend, he is straight up the male version of me. And you know what I said in return?
I was like, "Don't feel bad dude, I remember this one time, in high school, I straight up put peanut butter on my pussy and tried to have my siberian husky lick it off. It didn't feel good at all, but who knows, if shit ended up working out between us, I totally would have been banging my dog on the side all the time! And, I would totally be down to get in on some donkey dick with you! Let's make that shit happen, brah!!!" 
Oh, I have a picture of him shooting up some subutex in his dick too. I might post it after I get out of the shower. Just thought I'd share that hilarious story with you guys. Fuck I am going to miss that guy sooooo much while he's in rehab. 3 months without my BFF and his crazy antics, WTF am I going to dooooooooooooo!!!!!
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G] 4
#18626314 - 07/28/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't know how anyone you know has lived into adulthood.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18626392 - 07/28/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18626395 - 07/28/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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My friend sold crack and he sold like .1's, .2's.
Crystal G banging out seven gram rocks.
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FishOilTheKid
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18626422 - 07/28/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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WTF am I going to dooooooooooooo!!!!!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DON'T
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18626492 - 07/28/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: "No, this fucking horse just came out of nowhere and started butting my hand away with his head. I think it knew what I was doing and didn't like what I was doing to the donkey. He kept cock-blocking me and I was afraid he was going to attack me so I had to step away.
Another great thread, cant wait to see what else goes down with you CrystalG
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akira_akuma
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: PanzerCubed]
#18626535 - 07/28/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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who doesn't like to be shredded into Swiss Cheese?
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: akira_akuma] 3
#18626581 - 07/28/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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DAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!! The test is making my clit fucking HUUUUUUUUGEEEEE! I just sent these picture to my best friend.
This is the before picture of my clit.

And this is after.

Bear in mind, in both of these pictures, I am not horny so my clit isn't even hard or swollen or aroused. So can you imagine how much bigger and redder it gets when I actually AM horny? Damn son, even my clit has a fucking pump!!!! I LOVE IT, I think it's sexy as hell that I have a big clit like that, it looks like I'm horny and ready for penetration 24/7.
Oh, and here's the picture of my best friend shooting subs in his dick. 
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akira_akuma
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18626635 - 07/28/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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holy Wigglesworth, i'd buy that for a dollar.
looks plump and delectable. (ps: nice shave job.)
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Acaterpillar
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: PanzerCubed]
#18626641 - 07/28/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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PanzerCubed said:
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Crystal G said: "No, this fucking horse just came out of nowhere and started butting my hand away with his head. I think it knew what I was doing and didn't like what I was doing to the donkey. He kept cock-blocking me and I was afraid he was going to attack me so I had to step away.
Another great thread, cant wait to see what else goes down with you CrystalG 
I think that was the best story I've read from Crystal G. Maybe it's because I used to be a horse caretaker.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Acaterpillar]
#18626654 - 07/28/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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The way the panties are shifted in that first pic, I thought you had an extra verginey growing on your leg.
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Acaterpillar said:. Maybe it's because I used to be a horse caretaker.
Wink, wink?
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Edited by koods (07/28/13 11:56 PM)
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