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Acaterpillar
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koraks]
#18618449 - 07/27/13 04:50 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I've heard some pretty serious warnings about anal fisting. You're best bro must be a seasoned veteran
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koods
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koraks]
#18618472 - 07/27/13 05:06 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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koods said: Pics or it didn't happen. OK. It happened. Pics anyway?
Fuck I wish I could take pics dude, I was so fucked up I couldn't even work my phone at the time.
Sounds like the right state of mind to put your fist into someone's asshole. It wouldn't be the first person to end up not being able to poop normally for the rest of his life this way.
You're too late to be the party pooper - Crystal already made one.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18618477 - 07/27/13 05:09 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey, give me some credit, I was pretty damn gentle with his asshole considering my entire fist was up there. I was literally massaging his prostate (and sensually I might add!), not like pumping away with brute force or anything.
And besides, this is the type of humongous shit that he sticks up HIS OWN asshole all the time. I couldn't even fit this in my vagina without it hurting, I don't know how he gets off to stretching his own shit like that 

edit: HOLY JESUS, I just saw a chick getting anally fisted WHILE her rectum was prolapsed. Holy goddamn that was so fucking nasty I think I almost puked a little... WTF...
Edited by Crystal G (07/27/13 05:21 AM)
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koods
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18618543 - 07/27/13 05:58 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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edit: HOLY JESUS, I just saw a chick getting anally fisted WHILE her rectum was prolapsed. Holy goddamn that was so fucking nasty I think I almost puked a little... WTF...
Was your arm involved?
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18618570 - 07/27/13 06:18 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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an entire fist in someone's ass..
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koraks
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Crystal G]
#18618585 - 07/27/13 06:26 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Crystal G said:
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koods said: Pics or it didn't happen. OK. It happened. Pics anyway?
Fuck I wish I could take pics dude, I was so fucked up I couldn't even work my phone at the time.
Sounds like the right state of mind to put your fist into someone's asshole. It wouldn't be the first person to end up not being able to poop normally for the rest of his life this way.
You're too late to be the party pooper - Crystal already made one.
That's a really shitty thing to say.
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Crystal G said: Hey, give me some credit
It's not about you; it's that some people actually read these kind of things and then think the human body is like a rubber doll or something. If anal fisting makes you happy, by all means, go ahead.
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koods
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koraks] 2
#18618740 - 07/27/13 07:33 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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koraks said:
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koraks said: Sounds like the right state of mind to put your fist into someone's asshole. It wouldn't be the first person to end up not being able to poop normally for the rest of his life this way.
You're too late to be the party pooper - Crystal already made one.
That's a really shitty thing to say.
I don't give a crap!
(We are making puns, aren't we?)
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memes
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18618805 - 07/27/13 08:05 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I tried to fist an X once. I was goin at it - from one to two to three to four. never was able to get past the knuckle-region. damn hands!
i wanted to be wrist deep in that shit
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deadwk
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: memes]
#18619061 - 07/27/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck yea Crystal!!
Another brilliant post hahahaha
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FishOilTheKid
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: memes] 1
#18619062 - 07/27/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: FishOilTheKid]
#18619461 - 07/27/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Now I've gotten the urge to fist a girl...
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Apostle
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18620051 - 07/27/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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i don't care what anyone says. fisting is hot as fuck.
Goood for you crystal, your stories never cease to give me an erection.Well, except the working out ones, lol.
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Acaterpillar
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Apostle]
#18620058 - 07/27/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hologram said: Goood for you crystal, your stories never cease to give me an erection.Well, except the working out ones, lol.
Those are the hottest ones! I'd love to fuck a girl while she's working on her biceps
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Apostle
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Acaterpillar]
#18620068 - 07/27/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dr.Dankhead
Uhh...doctor gonzo?



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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Psychotria]
#18620083 - 07/27/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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GreySatyr
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Dr.Dankhead] 2
#18621005 - 07/27/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wonder how one would react had they walked in on that with a head full of acid...
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: GreySatyr]
#18621702 - 07/27/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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My life will never be as awesome as yours.
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GreySatyr
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Shroomerited] 1
#18623308 - 07/28/13 10:42 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Who wants to smoke crack and fist a guys ass, dude?...
I'm not judging, I'm just saying.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: GreySatyr]
#18623310 - 07/28/13 10:42 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had the shits yesterday and I thought about that guys asshole and I just thought wtf...
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danlennon3
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Konyap]
#18623409 - 07/28/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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You sure know how to have fun crystal! I always wondered if guys who enjoy having large objects shoved up their asses think they are gay or not.
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