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#18617511 - 07/26/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Konyap

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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#18617539 - 07/26/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man you're awfully comfortable with your life span, you're like a marmant or something.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#18617543 - 07/26/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pics or it didn't happen. OK. It happened. Pics anyway?
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#18617552 - 07/26/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh man. Another glorious story.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18617553 - 07/26/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Can't hate on crystal G, people like her probably expanded consciousness in the stone ages
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Konyap]
#18617570 - 07/26/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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aiyobro said: Can't hate on crystal G, people like her probably expanded consciousness in the stone ages
I thought this was very funny
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods]
#18617572 - 07/26/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: Pics or it didn't happen. OK. It happened. Pics anyway?
Fuck I wish I could take pics dude, I was so fucked up I couldn't even work my phone at the time.
My best friend said he really needed to find a way to make some quick money, so we were trying to look up people who needed male escorts on Craigslist. Yea dude, we are both pretty fucking nasty and dirty low-lifes who are pretty much down to do ANYTHING strange for some change. I was like, "Dude if you find a sugar daddy for the right amount of money let me get in on dat!!! He can have both of us, the best of both worlds!" LMFAO
I remember being on a GOOD one too and thinking it would be a brilliant idea to rob the gas station, because I was CONVINCED we would get away with it, but my friend managed to talk me out of it.
So I was on Craigslist on my phone, I remember I clicked on like three links before I gave up and handed my phone to him, because I couldn't even read any of the ads. I could not work my computer or my phone for SHIT, and I can even work my phone just fine on mushrooms, so I was reaaaaaaaaalllllllly fucked up.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods] 1
#18617591 - 07/26/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: Pics or it didn't happen. OK. It happened. Pics anyway?

Always good to hear from you CG, never a dull post.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18617610 - 07/26/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Psychotria]
#18617682 - 07/26/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal
Ive had some serious experience with somas back in high school hahaha those fucking things I swear to God
Hahahahahaja
I'm drunk excuse me
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: VivaLaMushie] 5
#18617685 - 07/26/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said: Crystal
Ive had some serious experience with somas back in high school hahaha those fucking things I swear to God
Hahahahahaja
I'm drunk excuse me
yeah, that was totally over the line.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: koods] 1
#18617767 - 07/26/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: Pics or it didn't happen. OK. It happened. Pics anyway?
Um, no pics necessary on this one.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#18617913 - 07/26/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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What?
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18618028 - 07/27/13 12:43 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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This thread capped off my night right. Haha...go to it.
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#18618063 - 07/27/13 01:00 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: We went in on a quarter ounce of crack
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18618074 - 07/27/13 01:04 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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haha
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Oh, and he said the testosterone is making my clitoris suuuuuuuuper big, I mean not big like a mini penis or anything , but it's suuuuuper swollen and looks INCREDIBLY horny. I get off to having such a swole clit lol, it's so fucking sexy!
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18618345 - 07/27/13 03:53 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18618393 - 07/27/13 04:22 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: I Just Fisted My Best Friend's Asshole [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#18618433 - 07/27/13 04:45 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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koods said: Pics or it didn't happen. OK. It happened. Pics anyway?
Fuck I wish I could take pics dude, I was so fucked up I couldn't even work my phone at the time.
Sounds like the right state of mind to put your fist into someone's asshole. It wouldn't be the first person to end up not being able to poop normally for the rest of his life this way.
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