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Offlinewoodstock shaman
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Re: Gay dude is in love with me [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18584741 - 07/20/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
I've never had to turn a dude down before :smilingpuppy:
I met this guy outside a bar not too long ago.
I went outside to drink because the folks inside were being loud and annoying because it was someones birthday.
There was one other guy out there so we ended up chit chattin' a bit.
We were talking about psychedelics, UFO's, aliens, art... He seemed like a pretty chill guy.
He ended up asking me for my number, I gave it to him and then got some texts from him.
I was pretty busy for a day or two after hanging out with this girl I recently met and kinda was just blowing him off, then just the other night I get a text at about two in the morning.
He says he's attracted to me and he loves me after literally only hanging out outside of a bar for however long it took us to drink two beers... So not very long :lmafo:
I never even replied to this last text.




Did you even ask him if he was willing to put on a wig and pretend he has a vagina? Sounds like you're being a little judgmental bro.


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OfflineMrBlueYoMind
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Re: Gay dude is in love with me [Re: woodstock shaman] * 1
    #18585733 - 07/20/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

You shouldn't have played footsie with him if you didn't want him to lick your asshole.  Just tell him you have a vagina so he'll freak out and think about how gross sex with a vagina would be and he'll never talk to you again.


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InvisibleAdden
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Registered: 06/04/03
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Re: Gay dude is in love with me [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #18585843 - 07/20/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Gay bars are awesome. Some of the best times of my life were spending summers in provincetown, MA. A lot of very good looking pre and post op folk would get on me quick. I was pretty twinky when I was younger and it was awesome having dudes buy me drinks. One time an older fellow kept ordering me martinis from across the bar - just drink after drink after drink. I felt uncomfy about it so I went over and talked to him and said he didn't have to buy me so many and that I wasn't interested. I split the tab with him and he was chill about me being straight. He was a real cool guy. He had "prayed the gay away" and married a woman and had two kids. He said he was "the most miserable motherfucker" not being able to embrace his sexuality, but also that having a wife and two wonderful children was something hed never take back for the world. There's a guy here in town who runs a small business and "prayed the gay away" and he's one of the most miserable people I've ever met. This society is really fucked up sometimes.

There's that TS/TV mystery that's always fun, too... :wink:

Getting down with a chick then she starts rubbing up on you, then you start to wonder if that's a dick in her pants and how big it is, see if it's good to take home and show it some love, or share it with my third cousin. Those years of sexual exploration and being exposed to people of all shapes, sizes, colors and genders were really important in my formative years. I was a major homophobe and anti-gay until I started hitting the bars around 16 or so. I think I'd be that overbearing homophobe and hate everything that wasn't classic white-on-white missionary WASP sex.

I miss P-town. When my wife and I go back to CT we're gonna have to swing by there and see if we can pickup a gay couple or at least a ts/tv.

God I love being open about my sexuality. It's all so much fun, I can't see why people hate on anything that's not M+F. One of my best experiences was MMMMF, but the FFFM really takes the cake.


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Re: Gay dude is in love with me [Re: Adden]
    #18585895 - 07/20/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

:albundy:


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Re: Gay dude is in love with me [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18585908 - 07/20/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)



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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Gay dude is in love with me [Re: Adden]
    #18586048 - 07/20/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dystopia said:

Maybe he just admired your neckbeard and sensed the beta male inside of you.





and wanted to put some more beta male inside of him


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Gay dude is in love with me [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18586306 - 07/20/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

ROFL


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