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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18584920 - 07/20/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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I can't remember the exact thread, but it was you yourself that claimed to be a virgin. Also, it's fear that's keeping you from eating pussy. Fear that cocks have been in there. :cookiemonster:




Uhhh no. Someone made up a comment completely out of thin air and started sharing it around as something I said.

Why don't you go back to OTD where you belong, k?

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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: YSHServant]
    #18584964 - 07/20/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

So are you waiting until marriage?


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Limb0]
    #18584981 - 07/20/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not a virgin.

But every since I started walking with God, I don't have a choice but to abstain from fornication and adultery.

Sex is marriage.. you don't have to wait until you go in a church and exchange vows to be considered husband and wife. You only need to sleep together and you are married. Getting married in a church is only for legal man's reasons. That is what the bible says.

If you sleep with someone and don't stay with them, you committed fornication.

If you sleep with someone who had a spouse, you committed adultery.

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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18584996 - 07/20/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Also, she's allergic to latex.
What other type of condom should I get?





Just pull out, dawg.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: ganjfather] * 1
    #18585034 - 07/20/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Guys guys guys.

Let's not turn this into another god thread. This is about OP's balls, remember ? :awesomenod:


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: YSHServant]
    #18585053 - 07/20/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Also, she's allergic to latex.
What other type of condom should I get?





Just pull out, dawg.






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YSHServant said:
I'm not a virgin.

But every since I started walking with God, I don't have a choice but to abstain from fornication and adultery.

Sex is marriage.. you don't have to wait until you go in a church and exchange vows to be considered husband and wife. You only need to sleep together and you are married. Getting married in a church is only for legal man's reasons. That is what the bible says.

If you sleep with someone and don't stay with them, you committed fornication.

If you sleep with someone who had a spouse, you committed adultery.




Can you cite some passages that support this? Just curious.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Constantine]
    #18585054 - 07/20/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Guys guys guys.

Let's not turn this into another god thread. This is about OP's balls, remember ? :awesomenod:




This Dark Star has it out for me. I'm probably going to ignore him.

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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Limb0] * 1
    #18585074 - 07/20/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Genesis 29:30-32

King James Version (KJV)

30 And he went in also unto Rachel, and he loved also Rachel more than Leah, and served with him yet seven other years.

31 And when the Lord saw that Leah was hated, he opened her womb: but Rachel was barren.

32 And Leah conceived, and bare a son, and she called his name Reuben: for she said, Surely the Lord hath looked upon my affliction; now therefore my husband will love me.

Jacob has sex with Leah. That's when she became his wife. It's the same with all of the other instances between couples in the Bible.

Genesis 2:23-24

King James Version (KJV)

23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

A man will leave his parents and shall cleave to his wife.. and they shall be one flesh.. one flesh means they have sex. You and that woman are one flesh when that occurs.

There is not one account in the Bible of a couple going to a church to get married in God's eyes.

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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: YSHServant]
    #18585099 - 07/20/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Can someone please explain what trolling is? I keep seeing the term used in different context and cannot figure it out!

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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: YSHServant]
    #18585100 - 07/20/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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YSHServant said:
Genesis 29:30-32

King James Version (KJV)

30 And he went in also unto Rachel, and he loved also Rachel more than Leah, and served with him yet seven other years.

31 And when the Lord saw that Leah was hated, he opened her womb: but Rachel was barren.

32 And Leah conceived, and bare a son, and she called his name Reuben: for she said, Surely the Lord hath looked upon my affliction; now therefore my husband will love me.

Jacob has sex with Leah. That's when she became his wife. It's the same with all of the other instances between couples in the Bible.

Genesis 2:23-24

King James Version (KJV)

23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

A man will leave his parents and shall cleave to his wife.. and they shall be one flesh.. one flesh means they have sex. You and that woman are one flesh when that occurs.

There is not one account in the Bible of a couple going to a church to get married in God's eyes.




A short study of the Oriental custom of marriage will reveal that marriage was a very long, premeditated and thought out process. It involved exchanges of monies, gifts, clothing and family heirlooms. Additionally, the newlyweds were not allowed to work for their first year of marriage. The bride was diligently chosen by the parents. Without understanding how the eastern man thinks the bible is totally confusing lol

Marriage is a commitment to a person, like a salt or blood covenant. Sex is not the only requirement to declare something a marriage.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: YSHServant] * 1
    #18585138 - 07/20/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Ok. Go ahead and eat something where a thousand cocks have touched. Be my guest. I won't partake in it though.

Maybe this is my OCD, or maybe I'm over thinking it. But I don't care.

Also, finding a virgin in this day and age? :burke:




If you think eating pussy is sucking cock by proxy, then I suggest all you can get is women who have buried thousands of cocks.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Ren]
    #18585182 - 07/20/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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A short study of the Oriental custom of marriage will reveal that marriage was a very long, premeditated and thought out process. It involved exchanges of monies, gifts, clothing and family heirlooms. Additionally, the newlyweds were not allowed to work for their first year of marriage. The bride was diligently chosen by the parents. Without understanding how the eastern man thinks the bible is totally confusing lol

Marriage is a commitment to a person, like a salt or blood covenant. Sex is not the only requirement to declare something a marriage.




Where is that in the Bible? You can be with a person, but sex just seals the deal.

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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18585188 - 07/20/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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If you think eating pussy is sucking cock by proxy, then I suggest all you can get is women who have buried thousands of cocks.


"Show me a man who doesn't eat his wifes pussy and I'll show you a wife I can fuck" Anonymous.




:lolsy:

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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: YSHServant]
    #18585210 - 07/20/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm not a virgin.

But every since I started walking with God, I don't have a choice but to abstain from fornication and adultery




Walk with these nuts


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Constantine]
    #18585497 - 07/20/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Guys guys guys.

Let's not turn this into another god thread. This is about OP's balls, remember ? :awesomenod:





Perhaps OP's balls are God.  :mindblown:


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: YSHServant]
    #18585576 - 07/20/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Where is that in the Bible? You can be with a person, but sex just seals the deal.




All over the place, I'm not going to sit here and spoon feed you. I don't intend to debate. Like I said the bible doesn't teach you basic Eastern thought, metaphors, sayings, and ideals. Without them it might as well be in a different language.

Sex is certainly very metaphorically and emotionally important, not denying that.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Ren]
    #18585607 - 07/20/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Where is that in the Bible? You can be with a person, but sex just seals the deal.




All over the place, I'm not going to sit here and spoon feed you. I don't intend to debate. Like I said the bible doesn't teach you basic Eastern thought, metaphors, sayings, and ideals. Without them it might as well be in a different language.

Sex is certainly very metaphorically and emotionally important, not denying that.




All over the place where? You're trying to say something is in the Bible. I want you to show me. Maybe I missed it? Not trying to debate.

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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: YSHServant]
    #18585623 - 07/20/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

OP those lambskin condoms smell like shit, no on will gargle your balls after wearing one.

So if you try them out, get your shit sucked before you put it on


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: hgmstl]
    #18586541 - 07/20/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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YSHServant said:
I'm not a virgin.

But every since I started walking with God, I don't have a choice but to abstain from fornication and adultery




Walk with these nuts




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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: KevinDontWave]
    #18586607 - 07/20/13 07:31 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

shaving your balls is easy just sit in a hot shower/bath and shave em, its easy as hell the skin is kind of weird that it lets the shaver grip onto it

Girls like that shit too theyll like all up in your gooch if you do that shit trust me

and you should be happy to have a foreskin rather then some scarred penor that's uber sensitive. My dick veins bruise so easily and i have circulation issues down there, I can wear a condom snuggly, but that's about it, not a great trade off to me.

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