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Question regarding girls gargling my balls
    #18584237 - 07/20/13 11:59 AM (4 years, 8 months ago)

What's good?

I have a question regarding a girl gargling my balls in her mouth:

Do girls like the scroteskies (scrotum) to be completely shaved?  I used scissors and trimmed as best as I could for now... but do most girls not like any hair at all when juggling my balls in her mouth?

Also, she's allergic to latex.
What other type of condom should I get?


Edited by lifeiswhatyoumake (07/20/13 12:08 PM)


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #18584239 - 07/20/13 12:00 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Girls don't want balls in their mouths.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: robbyberto] * 3
    #18584243 - 07/20/13 12:01 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

My balls are nice, though



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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #18584246 - 07/20/13 12:02 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: robbyberto]
    #18584259 - 07/20/13 12:06 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

I like her enthusiasm! 
I hope the girl tonight has that enthusiasm.

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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: robbyberto]
    #18584272 - 07/20/13 12:08 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Also, she's allergic to latex.
What other type of condom should I get?


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18584275 - 07/20/13 12:09 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Sheepskin. It's expensive but it's less expensive than a kid.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 5
    #18584276 - 07/20/13 12:09 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Extra small.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18584303 - 07/20/13 12:18 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Well... would you wanna sit there licking a bunch of hair? I damn sure wouldn't..

Shaving is worth it though :datass:


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18584334 - 07/20/13 12:26 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

OP, you sure this isn't a troll thread?

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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18584376 - 07/20/13 12:37 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Scissors? LOL.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #18584431 - 07/20/13 12:56 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

:pokerawe:Shave your balls.
imagen going down on a girl with a bush. sure you may not mine it but at the end of the day you still have hair in your mouth...


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Sterben]
    #18584439 - 07/20/13 12:59 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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:pokerawe:Shave your balls.
imagen going down on a girl with a bush. sure you may not mine it but at the end of the day you still have hair in your mouth...




Ughhhh.

I really didn't need to picture that in mind. I couldn't ever bring myself to eat a girl out at all because I couldn't help but wonder how many cocks have been in that.

But I don't do that stuff anyways.. so I'm safe. :lol:


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: YSHServant] * 4
    #18584447 - 07/20/13 01:01 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

So...you never eat pussy? Wow, sucks to be your girlfriend...

She is willing to gargle your sweaty hairy balls yet you won't lick the magic bean? You suck.

Oop, never mind. I thought you were OP, but still. Never? Are you gay?


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Sterben] * 1
    #18584452 - 07/20/13 01:02 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Why not ask the lady with balls in her mouth about her preference in landscaping, if you're so concerned about it? I'm sure she'd appreciate the thoughtfulness.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: robbyberto]
    #18584455 - 07/20/13 01:03 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
Extra small.




Thanks for reminding me!
Nothing is more embarrassing than having a 4 inch foreskin-condom (if I bought the "normal" size).


Edited by lifeiswhatyoumake (07/20/13 01:06 PM)


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18584462 - 07/20/13 01:05 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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Well... would you wanna sit there licking a bunch of hair? I damn sure wouldn't..

Shaving is worth it though :datass:




aight you're right, i'm going for the sack shave.  I don't like shaving the area right above the Tool, though, because then those red bumps pop up and itch for a few days.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18584463 - 07/20/13 01:05 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not a child rapist I wouldn't know if children want your nuts shaved.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #18584469 - 07/20/13 01:08 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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So...you never eat pussy? Wow, sucks to be your girlfriend...

She is willing to gargle your sweaty hairy balls yet you won't lick the magic bean? You suck.

Oop, never mind. I thought you were OP, but still. Never? Are you gay?




I also think it's considered sodomy. So I don't want any part in it.


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Re: Question regarding girls gargling my balls [Re: YSHServant]
    #18584474 - 07/20/13 01:08 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Scissors? LOL.




:whatyougonnado:




Quote:

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Quote:

Sterben said:
:pokerawe:Shave your balls.
imagen going down on a girl with a bush. sure you may not mine it but at the end of the day you still have hair in your mouth...




Ughhhh.

I really didn't need to picture that in mind. I couldn't ever bring myself to eat a girl out at all because I couldn't help but wonder how many cocks have been in that.

But I don't do that stuff anyways.. so I'm safe. :lol:




A hair in your mouth is no worse while eating a girl out then finding a hair in your spaghetti.

If you don't want a girl who's had cocks in her then find a virgin.  :shrug:


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