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InvisibleSimplepowa
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"I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer
    #18576951 - 07/18/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Convinced that a neighbor spoke to others about her having sex with a cat, an Oklahoma woman allegedly threatened the man with a knife, saying, “Do you wanna die?”

Oklahoma City cops arrested Kristina Michelle Brown following her bizarre confrontation Monday afternoon with 72-year-old Elmer Morrison. The 23-year-old Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon, a felony, and booked into jail, where she is being held in lieu of $5000 bail.

According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, Morrison told a cop that Brown had been standing at the fence between their houses yelling, “Come outside I know you are in there.” With a small pocket knife in hand, Brown then repeatedly asked, “Do you wanna die?”

When police questioned Brown, she explained she was upset with Morrison “because of what he did to me.” When a cop asked what he did to her, she replied, “Because everyone knows.” She then said, “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.”

A puzzled cop asked Brown (pictured above) what role Morrison had in the cat sex. She replied that her next-door neighbor had “no connection” to the act, saying that she was “just mad because everyone knows.”

Investigators reported that Brown said Morrison “does not know about what she did with the cat, she is just mad at him and wants him to die.”

In an interview, Morrison, a retired salesman, was incredulous when told of Brown’s statements to police. “This is news to me,” Morrison said, adding that he had little interaction with Brown, who has lived next to him (along with assorted family members, cats, and dogs) for several years.

Morrison said that Brown sometimes appeared “glassy-eyed,” and hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop.

July 17, 2013

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/woman-claims-sex-with-cat-687453

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Morrison said that Brown sometimes appeared “glassy-eyed,” and hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop.




Wow what is this bullshit, linking all weird behaviour with drugs, god fucking dammit :lol:


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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Simplepowa]
    #18577046 - 07/18/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

But dude let's be real. She was pacing outside his house with a pocket knife yelling for this guy to come out because she was convinced he was telling everybody about an incident where she had sex with her cat. Talk about paranoia. I'm willing to bet that she is a tweeker and I thought that before they ever mentioned anything about drugs.


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InvisibleSimplepowa
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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: empty space]
    #18577075 - 07/18/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Yes, maybe, but we don't know :tongue:

Maybe she has underlying mental issue, maybe this, maybe that. We don't know.

The last line:
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Morrison said that Brown sometimes appeared “glassy-eyed,” and hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop.


is completely unnecessary.

Glassy-eyed is an effect of ethanol, cannabis, sleep deprivation, crying, etc etc etc. And what does it changes that you "hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop"?

It's like saying that because a guy wear a metal band shirt he will do massive shooting in school (this may be pushed far away for the argument I want to bring). It stand no ground.

You base opinion on appearance, not on any fact and this is bad :thumbdown:

:shrug:


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Carl Sagan - "Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."

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Robert Pirsig - "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

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Brian Cox - "[One] problem with today’s world is that everyone believes they have the right to express their opinion AND have others listen to it. The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense."

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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Simplepowa] * 2
    #18577271 - 07/18/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

If she had just stayed in the kitchen and talked to the stove like she's suppose to this shit would not have happened. NOW the whole fucking word knows and that she treatened a 72 year old man....they talked about her on my local radio show

Dumb cunt


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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: natzyshroomer]
    #18578029 - 07/18/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Its funny the word "head shop" makes this news allowed here.


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InvisibleSimplepowa
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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Rexter]
    #18578135 - 07/18/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Feel free to report the thread if you feel it is not worthy of being here.

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Robert Pirsig - "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

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Brian Cox - "[One] problem with today’s world is that everyone believes they have the right to express their opinion AND have others listen to it. The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense."

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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Simplepowa]
    #18578195 - 07/18/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

No I like it I laughed.  I'm also laughing at the people who get so offended by non drug related material or sometimes relevant (bitcoins)


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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Rexter] * 2
    #18578601 - 07/18/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

If only we could burn that head shop to the ground and seize everyone involved's assets, while jailing them for decades, then maybe this sick woman never would have spread Fancy Feast all over her genitals for her cat to lick off and would not have had to threaten this man to keep her secret (that he didn't know).  See what even just proximity to head shops does to people?  Why isn't anyone thinking of the children whose cats may have to eat Meow Mix off of some drug psycho's genitals?  Oh the travesty.

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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Simplepowa]
    #18578687 - 07/18/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Simplepowa said:
Yes, maybe, but we don't know :tongue:

Maybe she has underlying mental issue, maybe this, maybe that. We don't know.

The last line:
Quote:

Morrison said that Brown sometimes appeared “glassy-eyed,” and hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop.


is completely unnecessary.

Glassy-eyed is an effect of ethanol, cannabis, sleep deprivation, crying, etc etc etc. And what does it changes that you "hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop"?

It's like saying that because a guy wear a metal band shirt he will do massive shooting in school (this may be pushed far away for the argument I want to bring). It stand no ground.

You base opinion on appearance, not on any fact and this is bad :thumbdown:

:shrug:



I definitely agree. I knew she was a tweeker before they said anything about the glassy-eyed-ness or the headshop. Quite unnecessary but at least it can be posted, discussed, and scrutinized :smile:


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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: empty space] * 1
    #18578727 - 07/18/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

empty space said:
Quote:

Simplepowa said:
Yes, maybe, but we don't know :tongue:

Maybe she has underlying mental issue, maybe this, maybe that. We don't know.

The last line:
Quote:

Morrison said that Brown sometimes appeared “glassy-eyed,” and hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop.


is completely unnecessary.

Glassy-eyed is an effect of ethanol, cannabis, sleep deprivation, crying, etc etc etc. And what does it changes that you "hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop"?

It's like saying that because a guy wear a metal band shirt he will do massive shooting in school (this may be pushed far away for the argument I want to bring). It stand no ground.

You base opinion on appearance, not on any fact and this is bad :thumbdown:

:shrug:



I definitely agree. I knew she was a tweeker before they said anything about the glassy-eyed-ness or the headshop. Quite unnecessary but at least it can be posted, discussed, and scrutinized :smile:





Be very proud of yourself, because you KNOW.  There's no chance she's mentally ill and hung out with friends in an area near a head shop.  How do I know?  Because you KNOW. 

I agree she's unhinged, but what reason do tweekers have to hang out NEAR a head shop?  Buying stuff there?  Sure.  Hanging out near it?  Hmmm, maybe not so much.  But hey, you KNOW :smile:

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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: dokunai] * 1
    #18578791 - 07/18/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Yep :smile:


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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Simplepowa]
    #18578862 - 07/18/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Her jimmies were tampered with.

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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #18578898 - 07/18/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

She got pussy for days. Bitch got pussy on pussy or pussy on deck lol.


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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Mr. Anderson]
    #18578947 - 07/19/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Lmao. Now everyone DOES know!  One has to wonder how she had sex with the cat. also gender?  Pretty sure cats are not packing the average size phallus of a human male.  anyway she is  a sick twisted little freak, but as long as someone gets off ...lol


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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: InfiniteToker]
    #18579777 - 07/19/13 07:15 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Its only sick because its not a social norm...


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Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Rexter]
    #18579801 - 07/19/13 07:23 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Do you want it to be?


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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Sillyputty67]
    #18579854 - 07/19/13 07:46 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

No.  But it doesn't bother me either way.


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Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Rexter]
    #18579856 - 07/19/13 07:47 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

lol. just playing.


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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Sillyputty67] * 1
    #18579859 - 07/19/13 07:48 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Grr..


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Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer [Re: Rexter]
    #18585318 - 07/20/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

I would think a cat would be too small to have sex with a woman.

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