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Invisiblechodamunky
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Two places where I don't want to die
    #1856231 - 08/27/03 09:49 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

1. Retirement Home
2. Hospital

I don't want to die in some place where you know you are there because nobody else wants to take care of you, or they don't have the time to care for you and your fragile bones. Where you live out the rest of your days playing Bridge with weekend visits from your family. Please may lightning strike me at the door to this coffin and turn my flesh to ash.

I don't want to die in some place where you know many people have died, are dying, or have almost died. Where you live out the rest of your days hooked up to a beeping machine listening to your own death approaching with each faster beep. Please may lightning strike me at the door to this coffin and turn my flesh to ash.

I don't have a family and I am young. Maybe I will feel different about this when I'm older. But I'd rather die in my own home, breathing in my last breaths of air that smells of grass and is filled with the laughter of children or birds.  Not with strangers in some stale hospital or home, but with people whom I shared my life with.  I don't want a memorable death, and I don't want a tombstone. Hell, it can even be a painful death as long as it ain't torture or something like that.  Please may lightning strike me by the EXIT sign to this life and turn my flesh to ash.  :sun: 


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: chodamunky]
    #1856299 - 08/27/03 10:07 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

3. Prison
4. Home


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: Revelation]
    #1856302 - 08/27/03 10:08 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

5. Sober


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: chodamunky]
    #1856452 - 08/27/03 10:38 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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chodamunky said:
But I'd rather die in my own home, breathing in my last breaths of air that smells of grass and is filled with the laughter of children or birds.  Not with strangers in some stale hospital or home, but with people whom I shared my life with.  :sun: 




Nice thought. :smile: 


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: Revelation]
    #1856455 - 08/27/03 10:39 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

oh yes, I forgot about prison, that would suck dick (no pun intended).


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: chodamunky]
    #1858296 - 08/28/03 10:05 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

How about the toilet? (Elvis)


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: Jellric]
    #1858355 - 08/28/03 10:36 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

How about a place where you want to die?

I would drown myself in the waters of Atlantis. What a way to go eh? Finished just where i started.


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: cleaner]
    #1858395 - 08/28/03 10:58 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Overdose of heroin while jumping out of a plane without a parachute sounds good.


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: Revelation]
    #1858434 - 08/28/03 11:17 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

i dont think it matters if its unexpected.
I wouldnt wanna die in a hospital or retirement home though for sure or prison...no where i know im gonna die.

I would probably want to smoke alot of dmt and jump out of an airplane with a nitrous tank strapped to me


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: tak]
    #1858489 - 08/28/03 11:50 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

My grandfather died in a nursing home with wheel of fortune on the tv. Both the guys in that room were incapable of even watching tv, they couldnt even change the channel. I bet the tv in all the rooms are on all day. Kinda disturbing...


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: chodamunky]
    #1858998 - 08/28/03 03:02 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

chodamunky said:
1. Retirement Home
2. Hospital

I don't want to die in some place where you know you are there because nobody else wants to take care of you, or they don't have the time to care for you and your fragile bones. Where you live out the rest of your days playing Bridge with weekend visits from your family. Please may lightning strike me at the door to this coffin and turn my flesh to ash.

I don't want to die in some place where you know many people have died, are dying, or have almost died. Where you live out the rest of your days hooked up to a beeping machine listening to your own death approaching with each faster beep. Please may lightning strike me at the door to this coffin and turn my flesh to ash.

I don't have a family and I am young. Maybe I will feel different about this when I'm older. But I'd rather die in my own home, breathing in my last breaths of air that smells of grass and is filled with the laughter of children or birds.  Not with strangers in some stale hospital or home, but with people whom I shared my life with.  I don't want a memorable death, and I don't want a tombstone. Hell, it can even be a painful death as long as it ain't torture or something like that.  Please may lightning strike me by the EXIT sign to this life and turn my flesh to ash.  :sun: 




If anything you probably will feel more the way you do now when you are older.  I felt the way you do when I was 18.  I am 48 now and I feel the same way only stronger.

I think the worse death in the world would be to die alone and not home.


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: ]
    #1859094 - 08/28/03 03:31 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

"I think the worse death in the world would be to die alone and not home. "

um, yeah, that and being eaten alive by flesh eating beetles...


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: lucid]
    #1859137 - 08/28/03 03:39 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Actually, the worst death would be being staked down to the ground naked, covered in peanut butter, having shelled corn and feed mix dumped all over you, and then having a flock of chickens released...

And if you didn't actually die from it, it would be the worst death possible. Get it? hehe
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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: fireworks_god]
    #1859151 - 08/28/03 03:44 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: lucid]
    #1859174 - 08/28/03 03:51 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Places i dont want to die?.... 1.Alone in the forest 2. Bathroom.
Things i dont want to be doing?....1. Surfing the web 2.Masturbating...3.Being sober.


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: Spokesman]
    #1859182 - 08/28/03 03:54 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

We will say maybe 200 chickens? Chickens that have not ate for days? You know, chickens have been known to eat meat occasionally.. I've personally seen some devour a rat that they themselves killed.

Just think about it, people.
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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
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Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: fireworks_god]
    #1859510 - 08/28/03 05:07 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I would love to try dying in meditation, just peacefully leaving my body behind.

But if I can't do it that way, then I'll spend all the money I have left on beautiful young prostitutes and have them rape me to death!
And of course I'd also be high on opium...

You know, on second thought, forget about the whole meditation thing...


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: Amnesiac]
    #1859582 - 08/28/03 05:27 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

oh you guys reminded me of one. tie someone down to a table and take their shirt off and get a metal bucket, and a rat and put the bucket on top of the rat over their stomach or somewhere and take a torch and heat the bucket and the rat will try and escape and the only way out for him is down...


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #1860759 - 08/28/03 11:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

fuck that shit! dont say shit like that you fucker!


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Re: Two places where I don't want to die [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #1861856 - 08/29/03 07:27 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Tasty_Smurf_House said:
oh you guys reminded me of one. tie someone down to a table and take their shirt off and get a metal bucket, and a rat and put the bucket on top of the rat over their stomach or somewhere and take a torch and heat the bucket and the rat will try and escape and the only way out for him is down...




Ugh... that's worse than the chickens, you fuck! Does the Mafia do this or something?

I'm scared so now... so cold, so cold...
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I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

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