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OfflineThatKidWithTheFace
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FUCKIN' FLIES!
    #18524974 - 07/07/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

They're fucking everywhere, man! It's like a damn invasion! You can't go anywhere without a thousand fucking flies attacking you!  Oh, and the little fuckers bite!

I can't even make a cup of coffee without, ten minutes later, having to pour it out because it has a fly in it! Can't even let it cool down, man!

You see, I live in between two chicken houses. Thus, the flies. They're swarming, man. They've always been bad, but this is the worst they've ever been!

I don't know what to do, we use fly spray, fly tape, fly swatters, EVERYTHING. But nothing seems to work! I think they're adapting. I know that they recognize the fly swatter, because they all disappear when you grab it!

I'm starting to think that they're significant in some way. Life's been going to hell, and it all started when the flies started swarming. It's like a sign or something, man.

I hate em I hate em I hate em!


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Offlineelborito
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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #18524995 - 07/07/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

What do you mean when you say you live between 2 chicken houses? Your neighbors own chickens? Chicken restaurants? Chickens living in houses?

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18524999 - 07/07/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

You could buy some fly traps.

They're these big jar things that stink like hell and trap the flies inside of them without letting them back out.

Just go to a farm supply store and they're sure to have them.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: The Lizard King]
    #18525010 - 07/07/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

use a hose on a vacuum to suck them up


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OfflineThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: elborito]
    #18525030 - 07/07/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

These:





Are chicken houses.

I, personally, have several chickens on my property, but the chicken houses produce metric tons of chicken shit! They have large trucks remove it biweekly, but there's always more! Also, they don't take it far, they just spray it on all the neighboring hay fields!

<---(Chicken shit truck)


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18525032 - 07/07/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Put a clean bright penny in a ziplock bag of water and hang it up in your house. The copper reflection looks like a natural predator of flies.

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OfflineThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: The Lizard King]
    #18525038 - 07/07/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

The Lizard King said:
You could buy some fly traps.

They're these big jar things that stink like hell and trap the flies inside of them without letting them back out.

Just go to a farm supply store and they're sure to have them.




We use 'em, but there's still more damned flies!


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18525039 - 07/07/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Damn, sounds like they isn't much you could do, the hose vacuum idea might be fun.

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: lil_demented]
    #18525042 - 07/07/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
Put a clean bright penny in a ziplock bag of water and hang it up in your house. The copper reflection looks like a natural predator of flies.




Y'know, I've never heard that. I'll have to give that a try.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: lil_demented]
    #18525046 - 07/07/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

There's not too many flies around here generally speaking. I was just camping and the mosquito on the other hand were killer. Not to mention all the beetles, spiders and other various insects.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18525054 - 07/07/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
Put a clean bright penny in a ziplock bag of water and hang it up in your house. The copper reflection looks like a natural predator of flies.




Y'know, I've never heard that. I'll have to give that a try.




People here in the south swear by it.

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: lil_demented]
    #18525075 - 07/07/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
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Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
Put a clean bright penny in a ziplock bag of water and hang it up in your house. The copper reflection looks like a natural predator of flies.




Y'know, I've never heard that. I'll have to give that a try.




People here in the south swear by it.




I'm also located in the south. My grandma has bags of water hanging above her porch, but I didn't know that they were for the flies.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: lil_demented]
    #18525196 - 07/07/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
P
Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
Put a clean bright penny in a ziplock bag of water and hang it up in your house. The copper reflection looks like a natural predator of flies.




Y'know, I've never heard that. I'll have to give that a try.




People here in the south swear by it.




Sounds like it'd work.

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 2
    #18525250 - 07/07/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

They got these things called screens, usually they work pretty good at keeping flys out :cookiemonster:

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18525260 - 07/07/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
They got these things called screens, usually they work pretty good at keeping flys out :cookiemonster:




They're useless 'round here lol


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18525343 - 07/07/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Sugar water bags will bring flies to their deaths like they're lemmings.

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: Adden]
    #18525679 - 07/07/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I just read an article about a fly deterrent they put like 4 pennies in a zip lock bag full of water and supposedly the flies stay away. worth the shot


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: berdinwall]
    #18525699 - 07/07/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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They're fucking everywhere, man! It's like a damn invasion! You can't go anywhere without a thousand fucking flies attacking you!  Oh, and the little fuckers bite!




Rock n' roll!!!!!!!!



No, but seriously. Where are you from?


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: berdinwall]
    #18525708 - 07/07/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Flying, disease ridden maggots, I fucking hate flies. If I was in your situation I would just fucking move asap.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
    #18525722 - 07/07/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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IveBeenRecycled said:
Flying, disease ridden maggots, I fucking hate flies. If I was in your situation I would just fucking move asap.




Fucking cat sniffing donkey punching flies!!!! FUCK EM!


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