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FUCKIN' FLIES!
    #18524974 - 07/07/13 03:16 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

They're fucking everywhere, man! It's like a damn invasion! You can't go anywhere without a thousand fucking flies attacking you!  Oh, and the little fuckers bite!

I can't even make a cup of coffee without, ten minutes later, having to pour it out because it has a fly in it! Can't even let it cool down, man!

You see, I live in between two chicken houses. Thus, the flies. They're swarming, man. They've always been bad, but this is the worst they've ever been!

I don't know what to do, we use fly spray, fly tape, fly swatters, EVERYTHING. But nothing seems to work! I think they're adapting. I know that they recognize the fly swatter, because they all disappear when you grab it!

I'm starting to think that they're significant in some way. Life's been going to hell, and it all started when the flies started swarming. It's like a sign or something, man.

I hate em I hate em I hate em!


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #18524995 - 07/07/13 03:19 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

What do you mean when you say you live between 2 chicken houses? Your neighbors own chickens? Chicken restaurants? Chickens living in houses?


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18524999 - 07/07/13 03:21 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

You could buy some fly traps.

They're these big jar things that stink like hell and trap the flies inside of them without letting them back out.

Just go to a farm supply store and they're sure to have them.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: The Lizard King]
    #18525010 - 07/07/13 03:22 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

use a hose on a vacuum to suck them up


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: elborito]
    #18525030 - 07/07/13 03:26 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

These:





Are chicken houses.

I, personally, have several chickens on my property, but the chicken houses produce metric tons of chicken shit! They have large trucks remove it biweekly, but there's always more! Also, they don't take it far, they just spray it on all the neighboring hay fields!

<---(Chicken shit truck)


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18525032 - 07/07/13 03:26 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Put a clean bright penny in a ziplock bag of water and hang it up in your house. The copper reflection looks like a natural predator of flies.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: The Lizard King]
    #18525038 - 07/07/13 03:27 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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The Lizard King said:
You could buy some fly traps.

They're these big jar things that stink like hell and trap the flies inside of them without letting them back out.

Just go to a farm supply store and they're sure to have them.




We use 'em, but there's still more damned flies!


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18525039 - 07/07/13 03:28 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Damn, sounds like they isn't much you could do, the hose vacuum idea might be fun.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: lil_demented]
    #18525042 - 07/07/13 03:28 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
Put a clean bright penny in a ziplock bag of water and hang it up in your house. The copper reflection looks like a natural predator of flies.




Y'know, I've never heard that. I'll have to give that a try.


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: lil_demented]
    #18525046 - 07/07/13 03:28 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

There's not too many flies around here generally speaking. I was just camping and the mosquito on the other hand were killer. Not to mention all the beetles, spiders and other various insects.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18525054 - 07/07/13 03:30 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
Put a clean bright penny in a ziplock bag of water and hang it up in your house. The copper reflection looks like a natural predator of flies.




Y'know, I've never heard that. I'll have to give that a try.




People here in the south swear by it.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: lil_demented]
    #18525075 - 07/07/13 03:34 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
Put a clean bright penny in a ziplock bag of water and hang it up in your house. The copper reflection looks like a natural predator of flies.




Y'know, I've never heard that. I'll have to give that a try.




People here in the south swear by it.




I'm also located in the south. My grandma has bags of water hanging above her porch, but I didn't know that they were for the flies.


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: lil_demented]
    #18525196 - 07/07/13 03:56 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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lil_demented said:
Put a clean bright penny in a ziplock bag of water and hang it up in your house. The copper reflection looks like a natural predator of flies.




Y'know, I've never heard that. I'll have to give that a try.




People here in the south swear by it.




Sounds like it'd work.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 2
    #18525250 - 07/07/13 04:05 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

They got these things called screens, usually they work pretty good at keeping flys out :cookiemonster:


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18525260 - 07/07/13 04:08 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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They got these things called screens, usually they work pretty good at keeping flys out :cookiemonster:




They're useless 'round here lol


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18525343 - 07/07/13 04:23 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Sugar water bags will bring flies to their deaths like they're lemmings.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: Adden]
    #18525679 - 07/07/13 05:38 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I just read an article about a fly deterrent they put like 4 pennies in a zip lock bag full of water and supposedly the flies stay away. worth the shot


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: berdinwall]
    #18525699 - 07/07/13 05:41 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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They're fucking everywhere, man! It's like a damn invasion! You can't go anywhere without a thousand fucking flies attacking you!  Oh, and the little fuckers bite!




Rock n' roll!!!!!!!!



No, but seriously. Where are you from?


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: berdinwall]
    #18525708 - 07/07/13 05:44 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Flying, disease ridden maggots, I fucking hate flies. If I was in your situation I would just fucking move asap.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
    #18525722 - 07/07/13 05:47 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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Flying, disease ridden maggots, I fucking hate flies. If I was in your situation I would just fucking move asap.




Fucking cat sniffing donkey punching flies!!!! FUCK EM!


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
    #18525725 - 07/07/13 05:48 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

get fly strips... they work.



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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: XUL]
    #18525730 - 07/07/13 05:48 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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XUL said:
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Flying, disease ridden maggots, I fucking hate flies. If I was in your situation I would just fucking move asap.




Fucking cat sniffing donkey punching flies!!!! FUCK EM!





Unless.... they are actually just small nats or mosquitos when which you would just be a panzy. Embrace it. It's in your primal genes to know it. Forget your clean little house and air conditioner!

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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: XUL]
    #18526363 - 07/07/13 08:00 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

i always see my dog biting at flies, but never catching them, i thought it was just because they annoyed her, till i caught one and put it up to her nose to let her sniff it, instead of sniffing it she just ate it out of my hand :lol:


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18526382 - 07/07/13 08:05 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

haha my dog does the same thing, except bee's also, got stung in the corner of her eye once and got an infection, tried to bite an echidna once and got a nose infection as well haha silly dog.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18526674 - 07/07/13 08:56 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Op, if you're keeping birds already you should get a few Muscovy Ducks.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #18526685 - 07/07/13 08:59 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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Op, if you're keeping birds already you should get a few Muscovy Ducks.




That's a good idea, and ducks are adorable. Plus you can eat it if you get the munchies.


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Re: FUCKIN' FLIES! [Re: lil_demented]
    #18526939 - 07/07/13 09:51 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Holy shit, ducks that eat flies!?!

Will be seriously considering this. Get rid of the flies and I get some ducks?

Hell yes


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