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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. [Re: gzuf]
    #18487874 - 06/29/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Man he's just a cog in a giant fucking machine like anyone else. Just because his might be a touch more evil, oh well. We're all just trying to make our own way, if it wasn't Gumby it'd be some other guy doin' that shit. Everyone likes to take a moral high ground because it's easy but if they were sitting on a job offer of ~1,500 a week they'd take it too. Almost everyone would. Almost everyone does work for an evil corporation at some point anyway. How many work for the US Government? Millions. Why? Great fucking benefits. That's the name of the game. And in this economy where hiring has been shit for a while now? Take the job, get the experience, maybe move to brighter pastures in a few years or so. Good luck mang.




I agree. I always trust and hope that people are doing what's best for themselves even if I don't agree with it. Especially when it comes to friends and family it's very important to be supportive no matter what and trust that they are following their heart and doing what they feel is best for themselves. I'm not saying that you shouldn't share your opinion if you believe someone is really fucking up but at the end of the day we need to be there for each other and offer support no matter what.


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #18487912 - 06/29/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Oh we are. :grin: genetically modified bewbs & wieners. :yesnod:


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. [Re: Patlal]
    #18488004 - 06/29/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Actually, in all seriousness I did not get a job at Monsanto.




Dude...

You should lose your modship for this...




Yeah, I know trolling is broadly tolerated on this forum when it doesn't go over into flaming but technically it IS against the rules. :ban:


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. [Re: Gumby]
    #18488353 - 06/29/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Actually, in all seriousness I did not get a job at Monsanto. Newbie and I were talking about Monsanto last night I just wanted to see what the general Shroomery reaction would be if I did actually work for them. While I am not working there, I have actually applied to 3 jobs there doing exactly what I said I was doing. Monsanto has a surprising amount of jobs available and amazing benefits. I figures hey, I might be working for the devil if I get the job, but the way the economy is a job's a job and it would be good job security.




wtf brodude monsanto wont hire liars and you just posted this on the internet your fucked


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18488379 - 06/29/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

i knew Newbie had something to do with this farce.


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18489464 - 06/29/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

just a modern day IG Farben/DOW Chemical. And Alexander Shulgin worked for them.


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. [Re: Gumby]
    #18489500 - 06/29/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

If someone offers you $1500/week in the sciences, I'd strongly advise you to take it.  That's a ton of money.


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. [Re: Gumby]
    #18489532 - 06/29/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Actually, in all seriousness I did not get a job at Monsanto. Newbie and I were talking about Monsanto last night I just wanted to see what the general Shroomery reaction would be if I did actually work for them. While I am not working there, I have actually applied to 3 jobs there doing exactly what I said I was doing. Monsanto has a surprising amount of jobs available and amazing benefits. I figures hey, I might be working for the devil if I get the job, but the way the economy is a job's a job and it would be good job security.





so.... like no potato army?

































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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. (no, not really) [Re: Gumby]
    #18489950 - 06/29/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Sold your soul, but that's okay - most people do.


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. (no, not really) [Re: OZA]
    #18489956 - 06/29/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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OZA said:
Sold your soul, but that's okay - most people do.




How is taking a job when you really need the work "selling your soul"?

Its better than being a fucking bum or being severely underpaid.


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. [Re: Gumby]
    #18489977 - 06/29/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Actually, in all seriousness I did not get a job at Monsanto. Newbie and I were talking about Monsanto last night I just wanted to see what the general Shroomery reaction would be if I did actually work for them. While I am not working there, I have actually applied to 3 jobs there doing exactly what I said I was doing. Monsanto has a surprising amount of jobs available and amazing benefits. I figures hey, I might be working for the devil if I get the job, but the way the economy is a job's a job and it would be good job security.



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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #18490153 - 06/29/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Gumby I'm disappointed in you. That is gay as fuck. Your gonna put pesticides and animal diseases in plants? How dare you.


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. (no, not really) [Re: Uzziel]
    #18490163 - 06/29/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Uzziel said:
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OZA said:
Sold your soul, but that's okay - most people do.




How is taking a job when you really need the work "selling your soul"?

Its better than being a fucking bum or being severely underpaid.



I would rather be underpaid than help genetically modify (and cancerfy) food. That's just me though.


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Re: Oh hells yeah, found a jerb. (no, not really) [Re: OZA]
    #18490250 - 06/29/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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OZA said:
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Uzziel said:
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OZA said:
Sold your soul, but that's okay - most people do.




How is taking a job when you really need the work "selling your soul"?

Its better than being a fucking bum or being severely underpaid.



I would rather be underpaid than help genetically modify (and cancerfy) food. That's just me though.





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