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InvisibleSammi
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What do you think?
    #1848612 - 08/25/03 04:35 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

What Do You Think ..

1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That
way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away from him and you have his
shoes.

2. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk I have a workstation....

3. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

4. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,
"Quit while you're ahead?"

5. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

6. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

7. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

8. I have found at my age, going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of my
face.

9. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older. Then it dawned on me. They were cramming for their
finals.

10. Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case
of emergency. I think you should write "A very good doctor."


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Re: What do you think? [Re: Sammi]
    #1848647 - 08/25/03 04:46 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

hahahahahaha


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InvisibleLittle Shroom
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Re: What do you think? [Re: sykobish]
    #1849658 - 08/25/03 10:32 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Did you write those?


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: What do you think? [Re: Little Shroom]
    #1849675 - 08/25/03 10:38 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Nope. I have this joke web site that sends me jokes everyday. That was the one from today :smile: i though you all might enjoy it :smile:


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InvisibleLittle Shroom
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Re: What do you think? [Re: Sammi]
    #1849703 - 08/25/03 10:45 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Tres cute..
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Re: What do you think? [Re: Little Shroom]
    #1850569 - 08/26/03 05:29 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I was thinking the other day about a comedy thing by bill hicks and came up with: Be serious about life, but don't take life too seriously.


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: What do you think? [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #1851268 - 08/26/03 02:01 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

lol


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Re: What do you think? [Re: Sammi]
    #1851581 - 08/26/03 03:55 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

hehehe, funny shit  :grin:


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