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Mush 4 Brains
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Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass 1
#18468085 - 06/24/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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So I was just heading up to the liquor store before they closed to pick up a few beers in celebration of the black hawks victory. (Stone sober, naturally.)
I'm heading up to a red light. A cop is in front of me and pulls off to the right because he is about to make a turn into this 711. Some guy comes up from behind me and needlessly, violently cuts me off when I'm nearly 2 car lengths from stopping at the light.
He stops for maybe 2-3 seconds, keep in mind he is not ten feet from this cop suv (literally right next to him), and then he blows the light. Fucking hilarious. I can't in my wildest dreams imagine how he couldn't see the big ass suv with POLICE written in big fucking letters.
Sure enough BWOOP BWOOP
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#18468155 - 06/25/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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aw fuck yeah. good story
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akira_akuma
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: Psilosopherr] 2
#18468161 - 06/25/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol, dumbass.
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: akira_akuma]
#18468225 - 06/25/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's great when they actually go after the assholes! Shit is a warzone in chicago. People are going wild, mortars and half sticks all around. My neighbor was shooting his pistol into the ground earlier. I hear this cracking sound like a fire cracker only much louder and sharper. I look across the street and all I could see in the dark are these flashes like three feet from the ground.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: Mush 4 Brains] 1
#18468238 - 06/25/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Chicagoans probably love their shady pilfering past history, with bootlegging firing guns and what-not. but what do i know. people in cities are general more crazy then the people around them.
it sucks to hear, kinda... but when the actual assholes get theirs, boy, it feels good.
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: akira_akuma]
#18468248 - 06/25/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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I love and hate chicago at the same time. Lots of crime and shitheads but still lots of good too. My neighbor is pretty chill normally, dude is a retired cop.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#18468274 - 06/25/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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that's the thing about a cities appearance... the good outshines the bad, proportionately, to just how bad things are.
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: akira_akuma]
#18468368 - 06/25/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: Chicagoans probably love their shady pilfering past history.
That's what I love about portland
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: ganjfather]
#18468375 - 06/25/13 01:40 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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ganjfather said:
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akira_akuma said: Chicagoans probably love their shady pilfering past history.
That's what I love about portland 
ever check out a movie at the kenedy school? its run by some big restuarant/distiller company, the something brothers i think.
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: jack_straw2208]
#18468389 - 06/25/13 01:50 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Chicago's such a bad ass town. Visited a few times and stayed in the heart of downtown. Sometimes I want to move up there.
I mean damn look at that skyline

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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: Niffla]
#18468484 - 06/25/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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When I look at that skyline all I see are a bunch of shitty office buldings, but then I never was the city type
Fucking mortars!?!?! Youre joking right?
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: LiquidGlass]
#18468601 - 06/25/13 04:08 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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LiquidGlass said: When I look at that skyline all I see are a bunch of shitty office buldings, but then I never was the city type
Fucking mortars!?!?! Youre joking right?
Fireworks.
Op, has anyone flipped a car yet? It's not an urban celebration till someone has flipped a car.
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: setb]
#18468606 - 06/25/13 04:11 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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No they are firing off the mortar fireworks.
I saw 2 DUI accidents while working tonight just got off.
Chicago black-hawks fans suck at tipping and are a bunch of bitches.
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: trekie]
#18469048 - 06/25/13 09:18 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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LiquidGlass said: When I look at that skyline all I see are a bunch of shitty office buldings, but then I never was the city type
Fucking mortars!?!?! Youre joking right?
To tell you the truth, I'm not a fan of the city either. If I had the money I'd move somewhere remote, with a lot of land to do what I please.
Not these kind of mortars if thats what youre thinking

These

Its so close to the 4th that people have all there fireworks stockpiled. No better way to celebrate your country than by blowing up a little chunk of it.
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setb said:
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LiquidGlass said: When I look at that skyline all I see are a bunch of shitty office buldings, but then I never was the city type
Fucking mortars!?!?! Youre joking right?
Fireworks.
Op, has anyone flipped a car yet? It's not an urban celebration till someone has flipped a car.
lol Not that I know of, but I wouldn't be surprised.
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trekie said: No they are firing off the mortar fireworks.
I saw 2 DUI accidents while working tonight just got off.
Chicago black-hawks fans suck at tipping and are a bunch of bitches. 
Thats it fisticuffs
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: akira_akuma]
#18469907 - 06/25/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: Chicagoans probably love their shady pilfering past history, with bootlegging firing guns and what-not. but what do i know. people in cities are general more crazy then the people around them. .
Only city where I had to bribe a city worker to do there jobs. Jobs they are making 14 an hour at.
Chicago is all about who you know and greasing plams. It fucking sucks.
I will tell more details/ stories when I move.
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Re: Dude must have been obliterated.... Ha ha dumbass [Re: trekie]
#18470049 - 06/25/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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it's always been that way, hasn't it?
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