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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Beefcakemighty]
    #18439227 - 06/18/13 08:41 PM (11 years, 12 days ago)

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Idk if Id want to trip having my jaw wired shut, some how I think a really bad trip would happen...




Can you imagine puking with your jaw wired shut? LOL OMFG SOOO FUCKING NASTY

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18439586 - 06/18/13 09:43 PM (11 years, 12 days ago)

Hahaha this is by far my personal favorite shroomery thread.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18439622 - 06/18/13 09:49 PM (11 years, 12 days ago)

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Can you imagine puking with your jaw wired shut? LOL OMFG SOOO FUCKING NASTY




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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Shins]
    #18440547 - 06/19/13 01:10 AM (11 years, 12 days ago)

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Crystal G said:
Can you imagine puking with your jaw wired shut? LOL OMFG SOOO FUCKING NASTY




:lol:




Just imagine like this sloppy goo coming out from the crevices between the wiring and your teeth... and anything that's too thick and doesn't pass through, you would pretty much have to swallow back down and basically re-eat your own puke...

FML that's fucking disgusting. :lol: I said to my bestie, "Maybe, just MAYBE, you should be watching what substances you put in your body." :lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18441043 - 06/19/13 05:59 AM (11 years, 12 days ago)

the last page and a half i thought your bestie was referring to your trainer.  just remembered they're different people.



kept thinking to myself "what?  she already banged her trainer - why is she in a mental struggle over this decision?"

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
    #18444154 - 06/19/13 07:49 PM (11 years, 11 days ago)

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the last page and a half i thought your bestie was referring to your trainer.  just remembered they're different people.

kept thinking to myself "what?  she already banged her trainer - why is she in a mental struggle over this decision?"




I don't talk to that guy (my trainer) anymore. That guy's a flake and an idiot and super shady. And he doesn't know how to have a normal back-and-forth conversation with somebody. Usually when I talk with all my other friends, we all have funny shit to say and are cracking up socializing with each other. Him on the other hand, he goes on these hour-long rants that are all just about himself and his personal life, and doesn't allow anybody else to voice any input or interject or say anything. He's BORING as hell and obsessed with himself and doesn't have any sense of humor. He doesn't need a friend, he needs a life and a therapist.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18445002 - 06/19/13 10:50 PM (11 years, 11 days ago)

whos going to train you now?!?!?!


dun dun duuuuuun


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Shins]
    #18445079 - 06/19/13 11:07 PM (11 years, 11 days ago)

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Shins said:
whos going to train you now?!?!?!


dun dun duuuuuun



wont lie, that made me laugh.

that beign said, i'm in no quality mental state right now.







I(  mean, i'm not surprised.  The trainer guy was batshit insane the whole time, and was clearly developing an attachment to you. I'm glad you're safe and not talking to that crazy fuck anymore



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keep us updated :smile:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Shins]
    #18445109 - 06/19/13 11:15 PM (11 years, 11 days ago)

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Shins said:
whos going to train you now?!?!?!


dun dun duuuuuun




Myself. I have a good workout ethic. Today I spent close to an hour and a half working on shoulders and traps in the gym. Tomorrow is biceps and pullup day.

Funny story actually, I was doing 35lb dumbbell shoulder press today, and I see this Mexican dude who has a WAY bigger build than me but is a little bit stocky, struggling to put up 40lb dumbbells for shoulder press. He wasn't even going down all the way either, just barely bending his elbows. He looked over at me doing a clean press with good form with the 35lbs, and he just shook his head and was like "Fuck this" and put the weights back and walked away LMFAO. :lol:

I ended up striking up a conversation with him about shoulder day and being friendly and joking around with him, so he wouldn't feel like I was being intimidating or trying to challenge him or something, and we ended up spotting each other to help each other work out a few more reps.

I can't wait until tricep day comes. Last week I managed to do dips with a 45lb plate attached to me. Everybody keeps commenting about how blown out my triceps are, and this was even before the roids.

And these roids aren't just making me look like a greasy motherfucker, and I can even SMELL the testosterone emanating from my armpits. I never wore deodorant, because guys have always said my natural smell is amazing, but I might actually have to start applying deodorant while on cycle now. The smell is STRONG. I mean, I LOOOOVE my own smell now, but I know other people don't usually like super masculine smells.

Yesterday I had an orgasm so intense I literally fell out of my chair ROFL. And then I looked down at my clit after orgasm, and even my CLIT has a fucking PUMP, it was looking HUGE after my orgasm!!!! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! :rofl2: It was all angry and red and swole and bulging, like one of my muscles after a really good pump ROFL. Dude, I already took a before picture of my clit, now I'm going to take an after picture at the end of my 10-week cycle and see if it has gotten any bigger. :lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18445158 - 06/19/13 11:29 PM (11 years, 11 days ago)

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Funny story actually, I was doing 35lb dumbbell shoulder press today, and I see this Mexican dude who has a WAY bigger build than me but is a little bit stocky, struggling to put up 40lb dumbbells for shoulder press. He wasn't even going down all the way either, just barely bending his elbows. He looked over at me doing a clean press with good form with the 35lbs, and he just shook his head and was like "Fuck this" and put the weights back and walked away LMFAO. :lol:-




:asianofapproval:


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And these roids aren't just making me look like a greasy motherfucker, and I can even SMELL the testosterone emanating from my armpits. I never wore deodorant, because guys have always said my natural smell is amazing, but I might actually have to start applying deodorant while on cycle now. The smell is STRONG. I mean, I LOOOOVE my own smell now, but I know other people don't usually like super masculine smells.




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Yesterday I had an orgasm so intense I literally fell out of my chair ROFL. And then I looked down at my clit after orgasm, and even my CLIT has a fucking PUMP, it was looking HUGE after my orgasm!!!! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! :rofl2: It was all angry and red and swole and bulging, like one of my muscles after a really good pump ROFL. Dude, I already took a before picture of my clit, now I'm going to take an after picture at the end of my 10-week cycle and see if it has gotten any bigger. :lol:





roids make your clit bigger?

for science!

were you just masterbatin?


some girls dont masturbate at all and its like WTF is wrong with you?!


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
    #18445161 - 06/19/13 11:30 PM (11 years, 11 days ago)

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Shins said:
whos going to train you now?!?!?!


dun dun duuuuuun



wont lie, that made me laugh.




i can be pretty fun / funny when im not being a total depressed whiny bitch.

im so over that phase of my life :P


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18445208 - 06/19/13 11:45 PM (11 years, 11 days ago)

i did an "anabolic" oral cycle once, though i don't know if it was a legit roid or a "supplement"

the boost felt great whether it was placebo or not.

i believe one was m-bol and the other wasssssssss 17 bol.

:shrug:


the only ingredients i could find seemed to be creatine isolates but i didnt really look into it. it may have been more though cause it felt like it was hurtin heavy on my kidneys which never happened to me with just creatine.


I don't know if i'd "stack" again.if that's even what it was.


I do like N.O. Explode. lol

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Apostle]
    #18445216 - 06/19/13 11:47 PM (11 years, 11 days ago)

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i did an "anabolic" oral cycle once, though i don't know if it was a legit roid or a "supplement"

the boost felt great whether it was placebo or not.

i believe one was m-bol and the other wasssssssss 17 bol.





Might have been a prohormone. Prohormones convert to steroids in the body.... mbol... is that short for methylstenbolone? If so that's basically the same stuff that's in Superdrol and Ultradrol (now banned), the same stuff I was taking a couple months back.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18445236 - 06/19/13 11:52 PM (11 years, 11 days ago)

i honestly don't know but the name rings a bell. it was definitely called m-bol though.

Have you been "cycling" stuff for a while?


what are the real dangers if any, do you know?

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Apostle]
    #18445266 - 06/20/13 12:02 AM (11 years, 11 days ago)

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i honestly don't know but the name rings a bell. it was definitely called m-bol though.

Have you been "cycling" stuff for a while?


what are the real dangers if any, do you know?




I just looked it up. It's basically the same thing as a pro-hormone, like Super DMZ or Ultradrol or Superdrol.

Almost all of the prohormones are methylated compounds, which means they are much harsher on the liver than a lot of illegal steroids. Aside from that, they aren't really that bad, as long as you watch your blood pressure and cholesterol levels.

That hurt on your kidneys that you were experiencing was also known as "back pumps." Back pumps are a really common side effect of many, many steroids. It feels like pain in your lower back, which can be confused for kidney pain. As long as you keep yourself hydrated and take potassium and taurine, you shouldn't get it anymore.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18446033 - 06/20/13 08:01 AM (11 years, 11 days ago)

"back pumps"....hmm.
:strokebeard:
I wonder what the source of pain is if it's not the kidneys.
Yea i was slacking on the hydration part too. I don't know i think it's too much work for me personally but maybe once i reach my next plateau. That may not be for a bit either cause i'm lazy.

What would be your recommendation?  in terms of safety and effectiveness.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Apostle]
    #18446076 - 06/20/13 08:21 AM (11 years, 11 days ago)

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"back pumps"....hmm.
:strokebeard:
I wonder what the source of pain is if it's not the kidneys.
Yea i was slacking on the hydration part too. I don't know i think it's too much work for me personally but maybe once i reach my next plateau. That may not be for a bit either cause i'm lazy.

What would be your recommendation?  in terms of safety and effectiveness.




Take 2 capsules of milk thistle seed extract supplements for your liver, and it works best if you also take it pre-cycle and post-cycle. For men, you'll need nolvadex and clomid and possibly an aromasin for PCT... women just need nolva.

A lot of these prohormones are underdosed, so depending on the prohormone you might need to take like 4x the recommended dosage. You should look up what other people say on forums for maximum efficiency of different PHs. And remember, too high of a dosage doesn't always mean more gains, it just means more side effects. So find the dosage that suits you.

I've gotten back pumps, but only when I don't drink enough water. Now that I drink at least a gallon a day and eat a low sodium diet and fruit everyday, I haven't gotten them since (knock on wood). I believe there are a few reasons for it happening... it happens when you gain too much weight at once, it happens from water retention and high blood pressure, which occurs when you consume too much sodium or don't consume enough water. And I forget exactly what it was called, but there is some kind of mineral that builds up in your body, which taurine and potassium help to get rid of.

Were you drinking any alcohol or taking any drugs at all on cycle? My best friend went to the hospital recently because he thought his kidneys were failing from all the prohormones he took, turned out he was just having back pumps and was dehydrated from drinking too much booze and taking too much meth. :shrug: My only suggestion is, stay away from all drugs, especially alcohol, and that is including during your post-cycle phase as well.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18446089 - 06/20/13 08:28 AM (11 years, 11 days ago)

Drinking, and the occasional drugs. definitely shouldn't have been mixing them i guess, but the gains were nice so i dealt with the "back pumps".

Sucks to hear about your friend.
i think alcohol is the worst as far as mixing with "prohormones". Never tried meth so that's a good thing.

I'll look into your suggestions, you sound fairly knowledgeable.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Apostle]
    #18446100 - 06/20/13 08:33 AM (11 years, 11 days ago)

If ypu need hydration and potassium for your back pumps coconut water is an excellent source for both


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Shins]
    #18446104 - 06/20/13 08:35 AM (11 years, 11 days ago)

thanks.

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