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Offlinech1ck3n.s0up
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Cooks with Habeneros... Touches Eyes.
    #18424774 - 06/15/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

That was pretty darn stupid on my part.

:zomgwtf:


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Edited by ch1ck3n.s0up (06/15/13 08:11 PM)


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #18424775 - 06/15/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Try touching your dick, next.


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #18424776 - 06/15/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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sVs said:
Try touching your dick, next.



*balls three times in one day


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: 22Carat]
    #18424786 - 06/15/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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22Karot said:
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sVs said:
Try touching your dick, next.



*balls three times in one day





I bet you could take a face full of pepper spray like a champ now


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18424788 - 06/15/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I bet he takes a face full of man-spray like a champ.


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #18424797 - 06/15/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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I bet he takes a face full of man-spray like a champ.





stop projecting


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: something super extreme]
    #18424801 - 06/15/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

:ohyou:


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: something super extreme]
    #18424809 - 06/15/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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sVs said:
I bet he takes a face full of man-spray like a champ.



:rebeccablack:


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: something super extreme]
    #18424815 - 06/15/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Did that once, made some fried rice with habanero...went to take a piss...about thirty mins later I experienced a little bit of hell. For a good 3 hours.

Lesson fucking learned.


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #18424843 - 06/15/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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sVs said:
I bet he takes a face full of man-spray like a champ.





stop projecting




I'm gonna project something onto you, baby.


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: 22Carat]
    #18424846 - 06/15/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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22Karot said:
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sVs said:
Try touching your dick, next.



*balls three times in one day




Same except replace balls with pussy and Habanero with Trinidad Scorpion Butch T. You'd think we'd learn the first two times, huh?

I washed and washed and washed my hands and thought I got it all but evidently not.


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: Taesian]
    #18424861 - 06/15/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

My wife has to use gloves, just really sensitive to capsaicin. I cut em up with my hands, but then then have to wash the shit out of my hands or she gets mad 'cause foreplay can get uncomfortable for her still. >_<


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: something super extreme]
    #18424940 - 06/15/13 08:49 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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sVs said:
Try touching your dick, next.





thats nothing, try doing it after touching habanero chillis. i had to learn the hard way when i decided to take a piss without washing my hands beforehand.


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: zZZz]
    #18424982 - 06/15/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I though that's what he was implying? :confused:


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: something super extreme]
    #18424988 - 06/15/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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sVs said:
Try touching your dick, next.



Well, it took two hours, but I did it. :rolleyes:

Two counts of stupidity for me.


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #18424998 - 06/15/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Isn't it the worst shit ever?
I ran around howling with both hands wrapped around my dick. I was kind of embarrassed when it woke up my wife and I had to explain that I had chili-dick.


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: Ballerium]
    #18425006 - 06/15/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
I though that's what he was implying? :confused:




yea i don't know how i missed that. just didn't feel like editing it.


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: something super extreme]
    #18425015 - 06/15/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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sVs said:
Isn't it the worst shit ever?
I ran around howling with both hands wrapped around my dick. I was kind of embarrassed when it woke up my wife and I had to explain that I had chili-dick.




I know that feel. I had to explain to my bf why I was sitting there holding a wet washrag up against my crotch. :facepalm:


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: Ballerium]
    #18973807 - 10/13/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

bump... because I did it again.

This time with long hot peppers.

How many times am I going to have to burn my eyes out before I learn to wash my hands after working with hot peppers?

:sonofawebitch:


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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #18973818 - 10/13/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I never learn. I think I must subconsciously want that hot, sticky pepper oil all over me or something. :shrug:


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