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ch1ck3n.s0up
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Cooks with Habeneros... Touches Eyes.
#18424774 - 06/15/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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That was pretty darn stupid on my part.
-------------------- "Inspiration ~ Move me brightly ~ light the song with sense and color ~ hold away despair ~ more than this I will not ask ~ faced with mysteries dark and vast ~ statements just seem vain at last" --Jerry Garcia, Terrapin Station "Officer, I'm going to remain silent, and I would like to speak with a lawyer. I'm not resisting, but I don't consent to any searches.
Edited by ch1ck3n.s0up (06/15/13 08:11 PM)
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#18424775 - 06/15/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Try touching your dick, next.
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#18424776 - 06/15/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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sVs said: Try touching your dick, next.
*balls three times in one day
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: 22Carat]
#18424786 - 06/15/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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22Karot said:
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sVs said: Try touching your dick, next.
*balls three times in one day
I bet you could take a face full of pepper spray like a champ now
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18424788 - 06/15/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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I bet he takes a face full of man-spray like a champ.
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sVs said: I bet he takes a face full of man-spray like a champ.
stop projecting
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sVs said: I bet he takes a face full of man-spray like a champ.
-------------------- "Inspiration ~ Move me brightly ~ light the song with sense and color ~ hold away despair ~ more than this I will not ask ~ faced with mysteries dark and vast ~ statements just seem vain at last" --Jerry Garcia, Terrapin Station "Officer, I'm going to remain silent, and I would like to speak with a lawyer. I'm not resisting, but I don't consent to any searches.
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Did that once, made some fried rice with habanero...went to take a piss...about thirty mins later I experienced a little bit of hell. For a good 3 hours.
Lesson fucking learned.
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#18424843 - 06/15/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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sVs said: I bet he takes a face full of man-spray like a champ.
stop projecting
I'm gonna project something onto you, baby.
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: 22Carat]
#18424846 - 06/15/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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22Karot said:
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sVs said: Try touching your dick, next.
*balls three times in one day
Same except replace balls with pussy and Habanero with Trinidad Scorpion Butch T. You'd think we'd learn the first two times, huh?
I washed and washed and washed my hands and thought I got it all but evidently not.
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: Taesian]
#18424861 - 06/15/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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My wife has to use gloves, just really sensitive to capsaicin. I cut em up with my hands, but then then have to wash the shit out of my hands or she gets mad 'cause foreplay can get uncomfortable for her still. >_<
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sVs said: Try touching your dick, next.
thats nothing, try doing it after touching habanero chillis. i had to learn the hard way when i decided to take a piss without washing my hands beforehand.
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: zZZz]
#18424982 - 06/15/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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I though that's what he was implying?
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sVs said: Try touching your dick, next.
Well, it took two hours, but I did it. 
Two counts of stupidity for me.
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#18424998 - 06/15/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Isn't it the worst shit ever? I ran around howling with both hands wrapped around my dick. I was kind of embarrassed when it woke up my wife and I had to explain that I had chili-dick.
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: Ballerium]
#18425006 - 06/15/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: I though that's what he was implying? 
yea i don't know how i missed that. just didn't feel like editing it.
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sVs said: Isn't it the worst shit ever? I ran around howling with both hands wrapped around my dick. I was kind of embarrassed when it woke up my wife and I had to explain that I had chili-dick.
I know that feel. I had to explain to my bf why I was sitting there holding a wet washrag up against my crotch.
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: Ballerium]
#18973807 - 10/13/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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bump... because I did it again.
This time with long hot peppers.
How many times am I going to have to burn my eyes out before I learn to wash my hands after working with hot peppers?
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Re: Cooks with Habeneros... touches eyes. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#18973818 - 10/13/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I never learn. I think I must subconsciously want that hot, sticky pepper oil all over me or something.
-------------------- Beats and waves will take me to my grave and when I go there I know that I won't be alone 'cause I've been spotted, blotted, many many times before.
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