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InvisibleSammi
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Doctors's Orders
    #1841439 - 08/22/03 06:50 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Doctor's Orders


A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his check up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He
said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If
you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For
lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice
meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems
with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most
importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.


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Anonymous

Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Sammi]
    #1841690 - 08/22/03 08:19 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:smile:


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Invisiblegdman
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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Sammi]
    #1841693 - 08/22/03 08:20 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

damm lol


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: gdman]
    #1841841 - 08/22/03 09:15 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I guess all you guys are going to die. Oh well. When we can clone people we wont need you :tongue:

Love...miss you all....R.I.P all men :tongue:


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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Sammi]
    #1843681 - 08/23/03 05:28 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

what you talking about... when they clone we wont need women... i could use a good jessica alba clone, or a jennifer love hewitt clone... hehe...


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Tremor1127]
    #1843719 - 08/23/03 05:47 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

LOL...what your frogetting is that there are more females on earth then males...so if we decide to take over...yall are fucked  :smile:


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Anonymous

Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Sammi]
    #1843725 - 08/23/03 05:51 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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InvisibleSammi
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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: ]
    #1843752 - 08/23/03 06:10 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

THAT IS NOT WHAT I MENT your horney bastard :tongue:



(much love)


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Anonymous

Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Sammi]
    #1844008 - 08/23/03 09:01 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

But thats what you said... :smirk:


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: TxTec]
    #1844155 - 08/23/03 10:27 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

well....well....RGGGGG!!!!

*bangs head against wall*


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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Sammi]
    #1844176 - 08/23/03 10:39 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

are you a lesbian?


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: fee]
    #1844192 - 08/23/03 10:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

LOL..im only lesbian if 3DSHROOM is female as well :smile:


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OfflinePurple Haze
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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Sammi]
    #1844455 - 08/24/03 12:21 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I'll be your 3DSHROOM  :smile:

:rolleyes:

ok ok, nevermind  :cool: 


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Purple Haze]
    #1844530 - 08/24/03 12:45 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

No thanks....dont need another. One is plenty enough :smile:

And in case 3D looks at this....I would just like to say *I love you sweety* :smile:


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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Sammi]
    #1855187 - 08/27/03 04:24 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Haha, took me a sec to get but goody :smile:


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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Sammi]
    #1855213 - 08/27/03 04:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: 


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Re: Doctors's Orders [Re: Sammi]
    #1855504 - 08/27/03 06:09 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sammi said:
And in case 3D looks at this....I would just like to say *I love you sweety* :smile: 




*Cringe*









*Shutter* 


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