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InvisibleSammi
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Loc: Texas
neutered !!!
    #1837032 - 08/21/03 11:39 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

An Old Womans Wishes


An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to
grant the old woman three wishes.

For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful.
Poof! She became young and beautiful.

For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.

For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She
asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth.

The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes.

After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to her and asked,
"Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"


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Re: neutered !!! [Re: Sammi]
    #1838714 - 08/21/03 08:03 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

both my cats are neutered


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: neutered !!! [Re: chinadoll]
    #1839010 - 08/21/03 09:41 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Me and 3D both have female cats....dont have to worry about nuts :smile:


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Re: neutered !!! [Re: Sammi]
    #1839449 - 08/22/03 01:08 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

i wish i never did that to my cat. i want tons of little cats. my cat rules too so that would make the kittens rule too. uhh oh well. im planing on becoming a cat in my next life, so itll all work out.


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: neutered !!! [Re: Infrared]
    #1840762 - 08/22/03 01:05 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

lol thats cool :smile:


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Re: neutered !!! [Re: Sammi]
    #1840791 - 08/22/03 01:15 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

" i want tons of little cats"

Well, something like 16,000 dogs and cats are put to sleep every day in the US, so you don't even have to breed them yourself;)

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Re: neutered !!! [Re: TheHobbit]
    #1841281 - 08/22/03 04:02 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

my cat has super special dna though. it was sent from space to watch over me. :smile: i do think most people should get their cats fixed though. just because most people have no responsibility and just put their animals on the street :frown: i would actually raise all the kittens. im not a low life.


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: neutered !!! [Re: Infrared]
    #1841513 - 08/22/03 05:09 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Same here. But some people dont have the heart or lack the common since as normal animal loving people.


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