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Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about.
    #18387525 - 06/08/13 12:07 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

so, if one was to have a bunch of inoculated grain spawn jars, with no signs of mycelial growth, what do you think would be a good thing to say if LEO was to inquire about such.  I gather with bird seed one could go as far as saying its different mixes of bird feed for different breeds of birds and that one was an avid bird watcher?  i know that sounds silly and the question might be silly but i just found myself thinking about this the other day.  as for rye grains, chicken feed?  but why in so many different jars?  maybe i could say its for portion feeding.  x amount of quart jars, per x amount of chicken coops?  as i do have alot of farmer friends where i help out, and am looking to have a coop of my own one day.  but you think that would fly or only be something else to raise flags?  id just as well consider coming straight out and say oyster, shitake, and such spawn, but figure that would definitly make LEO suspect.  just any ideas if any of yall have ever thought of such, or off the top of your head, what might you say>

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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #18387557 - 06/08/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Say absolutely nothing and talk to my lawyer if I'm detained.

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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: Adden]
    #18389769 - 06/08/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

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Say absolutely nothing and talk to my lawyer if I'm detained.




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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: Vitalux]
    #18544317 - 07/11/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Brewing beer?
Sprouting grains for health reasons?
Speciality feed your future foi-gras full duck you have at home.

Also, "none of your fucking business, officer."

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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: ely2121]
    #18550389 - 07/12/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Cops are honestly pretty dumb... with good enough social engineering of the situation and if you come across legit, you should be fine.

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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: LateForTheFuture]
    #18550659 - 07/12/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Make it a non-issue. Keep them in the trunk. If that really isn't feasible, keep a sheet or tin foil or whatever over them. Or have them in a closed cardboard box. Cops won't have a chance to ask unless they're conducting a search and you're in custody(You don't ever consent to a search, right?), in which case you say nothing but "I choose to remain silent and request a lawyer".


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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: Nabuca]
    #18553938 - 07/13/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Just tell them you grow and collect molds and you found something amazing and act all dorky and excited to show him.

Shit if you ask for a lawyer you'll just be more likely to get in trouble


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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18574952 - 07/18/13 07:42 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

If LEO asks, say nothing or just say that you're about to do some pressure cooking.  You have a recipe for some barely soup and you need to cook the grains first. 

Most people have no clue how to grow mushrooms.  But more people are familiar with pressure cooking.  Make it sound like you're actually going to cook something.  The grains will be part of a soup or stew. 

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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: Lana]
    #18576056 - 07/18/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Good advice. 

Some people colonize barley, inoculate it with morel mycelium, then make soup out of it when it is colonized.  Morel flavor without having to actually fruit the morels.  Works well with oyster mycelium to make pleurotus tempeh which can be cut into blocks and fried.

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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: Alan Rockefeller]
    #18579220 - 07/19/13 01:37 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Alan Rockefeller said:
Good advice. 

Some people colonize barley, inoculate it with morel mycelium, then make soup out of it when it is colonized.  Morel flavor without having to actually fruit the morels.  Works well with oyster mycelium to make pleurotus tempeh which can be cut into blocks and fried.




I had no idea about this, thanks for sparking some ideas.
Food science and mycology, some of my favorite things :smile:

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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: ely2121]
    #18579227 - 07/19/13 01:41 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Just say its jars of c4.

Ehh I'd go with the beer brewing idea..I was planning on oven toasting these thanks to that bill by Jimmy Carter officer... ITS LEGAL bacon boy! ok omit that last thing


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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18579248 - 07/19/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

"I'm a lover of birds"

Lmfao.

You could just do the good 'ole fashioned way and say "It's none of your business, talk to my lawyer". But I'm pretty sure that would raise suspicion.


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Re: Ideas on what to call jars of grain spawn if one was to get pulled over and questioned about. [Re: XenomorphiuS] * 1
    #18583762 - 07/20/13 05:40 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Tell 'em to blow it out their fuckin assholes


... then peel out like a boss.


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