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OfflinePsilocybeingzz
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Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........
    #6474944 - 01/18/07 09:49 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

So right in the middle of an amazing blowjob, I tugged my girl's head back, looked her right in the eyes,  and with a VERY serious look on my face,  said..... "what about Jesus!!"

She rolled her eyes and said, "right....... I forgot he is watching us" :rolleyes:

Then,  she said.........
















































"Fuck it!...... let him watch"
  :lol:

We have been going out for awhile, but I didn't think she could be that funny.  I thought it was hilarious.


It was so funny, and a nice end to a big fight we had.  Yes... ladies, I ate her pussy, this wasn't a one sided event.


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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6474954 - 01/18/07 09:51 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: good sotry:thumbup:


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"You teach the world how to treat you, by showing the world how you treat yourself."

A well developed sense of humor is far superior to any religion"

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #6474963 - 01/18/07 09:52 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

you shouldve busted out a nice wet fart instead flatulance during fellacio is the next ass to mouth.

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: roby000]
    #6474983 - 01/18/07 09:57 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

can i dress up like Jesus and watch?


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Know your Body - Know your Mind - Know your Substance - Know your Source.

Edited by twigz (01/18/07 10:00 PM)

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: twigz]
    #6474994 - 01/18/07 10:02 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

and you ask her to take it in the ass.


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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Psilocybeingzz] * 1
    #6475077 - 01/18/07 10:39 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Her only response should have been "Mmmmmppphhhr" followed by gagging noises.


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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Jadian]
    #6475093 - 01/18/07 10:46 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

cunilingis!


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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #18384766 - 06/07/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

bump


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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Sheekle]
    #18384882 - 06/07/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Man...that was funny. Im still laughing..thanks sheeks


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #18384933 - 06/07/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

quality bump :thumbup:

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #18384935 - 06/07/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Quest_ions said:
Man...that was funny. Im still laughing..thanks sheeks



you dont really have to thank me


i didnt like this thread i didnt find it all that funny, i was just hoping people would give me attention for bumping it


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Sheekle]
    #18384939 - 06/07/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Quest_ions said:
thanks sheeks



Quote:

meams said:
quality bump :thumbup:



Quote:

Sheekle said:
i was just hoping people would give me attention for bumping it



Hey what do you know, everything is coming together as planned


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18384945 - 06/07/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

:puppetmaster:

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Sheekle]
    #18384946 - 06/07/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Quest_ions said:
Man...that was funny. Im still laughing..thanks sheeks



you dont really have to thank me


i didnt like this thread i didnt find it all that funny, i was just hoping people would give me attention for bumping it




The ways of a Great man

:bow:

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: memes]
    #18384947 - 06/07/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

oh look, there is a puppetmaster emoticon!



i'm 1 for 2 tonight

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: memes]
    #18384977 - 06/07/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)



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I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats.

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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #18385274 - 06/07/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

It would have been funnier if you bit it off and made her a cake with it.


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