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Psilocybeingzz
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Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........
#6474944 - 01/18/07 09:49 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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So right in the middle of an amazing blowjob, I tugged my girl's head back, looked her right in the eyes, and with a VERY serious look on my face, said..... "what about Jesus!!"
She rolled her eyes and said, "right....... I forgot he is watching us"
Then, she said.........
"Fuck it!...... let him watch"
We have been going out for awhile, but I didn't think she could be that funny. I thought it was hilarious.
It was so funny, and a nice end to a big fight we had. Yes... ladies, I ate her pussy, this wasn't a one sided event.
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hoopershroomer
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
#6474954 - 01/18/07 09:51 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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good sotry
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roby000
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6474963 - 01/18/07 09:52 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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you shouldve busted out a nice wet fart instead flatulance during fellacio is the next ass to mouth.
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twigz
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: roby000]
#6474983 - 01/18/07 09:57 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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can i dress up like Jesus and watch?
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Edited by twigz (01/18/07 10:00 PM)
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Brainiac
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: twigz]
#6474994 - 01/18/07 10:02 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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and you ask her to take it in the ass.
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Jadian
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Psilocybeingzz] 1
#6475077 - 01/18/07 10:39 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Her only response should have been "Mmmmmppphhhr" followed by gagging noises.
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learning_byte
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Jadian]
#6475093 - 01/18/07 10:46 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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cunilingis!
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Sheekle
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
#18384766 - 06/07/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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bump
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Sheekle]
#18384882 - 06/07/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Man...that was funny. Im still laughing..thanks sheeks
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memes
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#18384933 - 06/07/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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quality bump
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Sheekle
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 2
#18384935 - 06/07/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Quest_ions said: Man...that was funny. Im still laughing..thanks sheeks
you dont really have to thank me
i didnt like this thread i didnt find it all that funny, i was just hoping people would give me attention for bumping it
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Sheekle
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Sheekle]
#18384939 - 06/07/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quest_ions said: thanks sheeks
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meams said: quality bump
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Sheekle said: i was just hoping people would give me attention for bumping it
Hey what do you know, everything is coming together as planned
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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memes
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18384945 - 06/07/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Repertoire89
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Sheekle]
#18384946 - 06/07/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Quest_ions said: Man...that was funny. Im still laughing..thanks sheeks
you dont really have to thank me
i didnt like this thread i didnt find it all that funny, i was just hoping people would give me attention for bumping it
The ways of a Great man
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memes
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: memes]
#18384947 - 06/07/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh look, there is a puppetmaster emoticon!
i'm 1 for 2 tonight
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Heaven
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: memes]
#18384977 - 06/07/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats.
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Synthe
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Re: Right in the middle of an amazing blowjob........ [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
#18385274 - 06/07/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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It would have been funnier if you bit it off and made her a cake with it.
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