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Great Scott
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Re: Funny Tour / Festival Stories [Re: floatingwater] 1
#17337480 - 12/05/12 09:56 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is it just me or are all the good tour/lot stories from the east coast and the south?  Typical West (best ) Coast story: We all went to the concert and had a wonderful time. The End.
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Re: Funny Tour / Festival Stories [Re: Great Scott]
#17337527 - 12/05/12 10:05 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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i got my ass kicked by a security guard at burning man this year for crossing the line to protest the burning of kokopelli rising. i was going to leave when the fuel was brought in, but he didn't let me explain. he thought i was suicidal or some shit, even though i was sitting down in front of the structure. he fucked up my rib cage and we had a friendly little screaming match. i was rewarded with pain killers from onlookers and sympathizers. i wish i had stolen his cock the day before they burned him and demanded ransom. one camp did that with a sea turtle that was to be burned with the lighthouse structure.
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Great Scott
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ahhhuh  worth the trouble, though?
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Re: Funny Tour / Festival Stories [Re: Great Scott]
#17337622 - 12/05/12 10:30 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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it was really painful, but the long term drugs have been worth it. i just wish a few people from my camp would have joined and we wouldn't have been beaten up. i can take it though, i take alot worse regularly. i can tell lots of crazy stories about burning man, but they have to be pryed out of my memory at this point or fall out naturally. it's more fun and crazy than your mind could ever really comprehend. i mean, i rode a swingset there and had the most fun i've had since i was a little kid. it's the third largest city in nevada, and anything is possible there.
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passifloracaerulea said: i got my ass kicked by a security guard at burning man this year for crossing the line to protest the burning of kokopelli rising. i was going to leave when the fuel was brought in, but he didn't let me explain. he thought i was suicidal or some shit, even though i was sitting down in front of the structure. he fucked up my rib cage and we had a friendly little screaming match. i was rewarded with pain killers from onlookers and sympathizers. i wish i had stolen his cock the day before they burned him and demanded ransom. one camp did that with a sea turtle that was to be burned with the lighthouse structure.
Why did you want to protest the burning of kokopelli rising? I don't know too much about burning man
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passifloracaerulea



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it was a mock protest done for fun, and i was simply showing respect for the effigy itself. this was the core effigy burn on thursday night.
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Re: Funny Tour / Festival Stories [Re: LeeHarvOz]
#17361714 - 12/09/12 03:13 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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LeeHarvOz said: one time i went to a rave in the middle of the desert outside tucson. it was me and my friend doobie (both on some of the strongest acid i've ever seen), our friend mike who has severe cerebral palsy and is in a wheelchair and cant really communicate to well, and some random raver we met at the party before the rave who had a suspended license but offered to drive us. we get to the party fine, me and doobie start to peak on the acid and at around midnight decide to take some very strong mdma/mda pressies (old school g bitches). as soon as i swallow my pill the music cuts off and some dude gets on the mike and tells us that the party is getting shut down, cops are here and more are on the way and if we all dont leave right now were gunna get arrested. naturally this sends everyone into a panic and we rush to find mike and the driver. turns out the kid who drove just ate like his 3rd roll on top of some pharmies he was perscribed. so we were all completely faced and getting more fucked up by the minute except for mike who couldn't talk or walk, let alone drive us home. me and doobe end up pushing mike in his wheelchair for like a half mile down this dusty ass dirt road to where the car was while comming up on rolls while peaking on some high power blotter.
once we finally get to the car and regroup we get in and start driving down the desert back roads headed back towards tucson. about 15 min into the ride the driver is moaning in ecstasy peaking so hard that he cant physically drive anymore. he stops the car in the middle of the road, didnt pull over or anything, cranked up the music and we all just got out and started glowsticking and dancing around the car with all the doors open in the middle of the road. after about ten min or so of that we managed to drive it to a spot where we could pull over off the road where we just partied for a couple hours till we came down enough to drive back to someones apparment. if one cop had passed us at any point during that we would have been so fucked, we all had kandi on and looked like ravers, were all holding drugs and the only sober person had cerebral palsy.
on a side note some other kid we knew who went there apparently had to leave his car cause he was too fucked up and just hitched a ride with someone else. when he went back a couple days later to get his car it was riddled with bullet holes, blown up, and burnt to a crisp.
holy shit i actually managed to find a video on youtube of the exact moment when i ate the roll and they shut down the party.
and some of the pissed off crowd i was wading through while tripping face.
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Re: Funny Tour / Festival Stories [Re: LeeHarvOz]
#17361829 - 12/09/12 03:30 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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in the first video where the guy yells "you owe us money!!!"
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Re: Funny Tour / Festival Stories [Re: indocult]
#17361929 - 12/09/12 03:43 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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it was booked as the biggest rave of the year in arizona, i think they charged like $40 a ticket or something crazy and kids drove in from california and new mexico and shit. this wasn't just any random desert party, people had a legit reason to be pissed. shit i was part of that "fuck this shit" chant. rumors started flying around later on that the police told the promoter in advance that he would have to shut down at midnight and he just threw the party anyway still advertising it as lasting all night and having headliners who prob were never even booked or there. they also told everyone they were going to throw a completely free party to make up for it which never happened.
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Re: Funny Tour / Festival Stories [Re: Sacred Haze]
#18369177 - 06/04/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Adding to this with my stories and then plan to read the stories in here.
-Watch my buddy get tazed and arrested during an ABB show -Meeting a swinger couple and getting the best blowjob ever from an older woman while her bf watched. -Running into the same guy from the year before that sold us bunk doses. We were all tripping when he came into our campsite sayin "doses" We recognized him immediately and told him if we saw him when we came down we would beat the shit out of him. He ran to his car and took off. -Having my neighbor "die" and get revived by medics while I was tripping, that was so -K holed wook trying to get into my tent at 7am. I politely tried to explain it was not her tent. What does she do next? She tries to get into my car lol. My buddy is like "nooooo bitch noooo" All of our drugs are in the car. When I get to the scene this wook is face first in the ground. Later in the day one of the dudes from her group came over with a joint and appologized, explaining that she was in fact on lots of ketamine. The next day she was asking if any of us had pain pills -Taking a festy shit while on LSD is always good too
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Re: Funny Tour / Festival Stories [Re: mantis90]
#18369217 - 06/04/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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-Losing a sandal and finding it on the way to a show the next day, that was a good one
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Re: Funny Tour / Festival Stories [Re: LeeHarvOz]
#18369269 - 06/04/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOL
get out of the car start raving in the middle of the street
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dumbasses but shit so funny
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