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OfflineShamenWarrior
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Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!!
    #18366959 - 06/04/13 10:36 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Ok, I know that if there is a big enough risk involved, you just shouldn't do it, but i've learned that no matter how safe and secure you think you are, there's always a risk to everything you do in life. Now I just had a close call. I was so nervous I almost shit my pants. I have a tendency to get way out of control when I drink. I try not to drink because of it, but when someone offers me a beer, I have a hard time refusing. Anyway... to the point... I did something crazy last night and disturbed the community. Someone called the police. The police came and walked in as I opened the door, or maybe I invited them in I cant remember, I was drunk... But the fact is that, They came in to talk to me, as we started talking I tried to keep my cool, but My fruiting chambers were in the room next to the window.. about 5 feet from where the cops were standing. I did my best to keep the conversation interesting enough to keep their attention focused on me. But the nosey asshole had to look and ask me what the containers were for. I said, Oh thats just an old cage for my snakes that I had to give way to the pet shop because they were getting too hard to feed. And then I quickly changed the subject to, admitting that I heard someone yelling in the parking lot but I didn't see who it was, and I had to go to sleep because I was on sleeping medication. So super luckily, they finally left. But if i hadn't been so quick with my wording and distractions, they would have investigated and found my shit, and I would be so beyond fucked... This is enough to make me quit growing forever. But then before I destroyed everything I worked so hard on, I thought.. If I do this, then I'm going against everything I believe in. I will not conform to the the law, I will not be the governments pet hamster running on their wheel, eating their feed, and drinking their water. I did that for long enough while I was part of the government. I believe in having the freedom to grow whatever the hell I want. And I fought for the freedom of this country, I believe I'm entitled to my own freedom as well. But the law does not think that way.So now Im forced to have to disguise, hide, and grow in a top secret and undercover manner. I'm pretty good at doing this already, but any new Ideas would definitely help me out. SO if you even have a possibility of a good idea for this, please post it, Thank you and have a great grow! Keep in mind, what if they had a reason to search the place...


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: ShamenWarrior]
    #18367002 - 06/04/13 10:44 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck the government!  :flipthebird:  :stonedjerk:

Just make yourself some cakes bro and put them in some two litter bottles or something. I'll try and find cronic's thread on using a small amount of space with cakes. :thumbup:


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: ShamenWarrior] * 1
    #18367032 - 06/04/13 10:50 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Buy some snakes and put them in a similar container, and move everything illegal to an entirely secure location. Then call an anonymous tip on yourself for suspicion of growing. When the pigs come and knock on the door don't even use the 4th amendment right. Invite them in for coffee and donuts, and be the nicest guy they've ever seen. Then when they leave go back to your criminal ways disguised as a couple of pigs best friends.


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18367040 - 06/04/13 10:51 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: fungitarian]
    #18367051 - 06/04/13 10:54 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: Jman420] * 2
    #18367068 - 06/04/13 10:58 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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ShamenWarrior said:
If I do this, then I'm going against everything I believe in. I will not conform to the the law, I will not be the governments pet hamster running on their wheel, eating their feed, and drinking their water. I did that for long enough while I was part of the government. I believe in having the freedom to grow whatever the hell I want. And I fought for the freedom of this country, I believe I'm entitled to my own freedom as well. But the law does not think that way.




:smbfacepalm:

Good luck on any of that holding up in court.

Take the risk, reap the rewards or suffer the consequences.

You can prattle on about how "it's against everything you stand for" and "fuck the police" but the day when it's you in handcuffs being walked to that car, that line of thinking won't have done you a bit of good.

If you want to be serious about this, you should really consider what will happen if they do come by with a warrant. If you're ok with accepting the risk, do it.

If you're going to get so wasted that the police show up at your door to question you, I would think twice about getting involved in what is a felony any way you look at it :shake:

In short, don't be a fucking idiot if you're going to produce illegal mushrooms.
:2cents:


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: FrankHorrigan]
    #18367465 - 06/04/13 12:47 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Nice grow fungitarian, pretty stealthy using the decorative containers... I have whipped up my own stealth grow witch takes me about 2 minutes to conceal. So as I hear a knock at the door, while I'm "waking up and getting out of bed" It should only take me about 2 minutes to "put some clothes on" and answer the door.. and when the pigs come to search they will find this...


Normally exposes like this:


I tried to label what's in each box. should have used a different color. On top is just a box with an N64 and random junk in it, under that is my straw bags colonizing, under that is my drying chamber, and at the bottom is my spawn and BRF incubation chamber.



As you can see in this photo the sliding glass mirror door is open and I have it cleared out to fit the fruiting chamber in.



As so: and if you notice on the top, the black cloths:


They are curtains, I simply open them up and cover the chamber:




And finally I just close the doors and put stuff in front of them to try and keep unwanted people out and to make it look like I don't go in there much:




Is this pretty good? I'm sure you will be glad to point out the flaws. Can't wait to hear them, there's always room for improvement!


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: ShamenWarrior]
    #18367511 - 06/04/13 12:59 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.


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Offlinefungitarian
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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: ShamenWarrior]
    #18367518 - 06/04/13 01:01 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

love it! :grin:

thats really neat man


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: fungitarian]
    #18367634 - 06/04/13 01:31 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

thats exactly why i quit drinking,nothing against anyone that does but IMO drunks are sloppy,dont know how to stay off the radar or keep their mouth shut when need be..also my aunt recently passed away by falling down my cousins house stairs,drunk :/.

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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: tko]
    #18367713 - 06/04/13 01:50 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Alcohol has beej ripping my life up! Fuck that shit and they make shrooms illegal.


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The five tones deafen the ear,
The five flavors dull the taste.

Racing and hunting madden the mind,
Precious things lead one astray.

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He lets go of this and chooses that.

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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: The Alaskan Dude]
    #18373859 - 06/05/13 05:35 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Thats why Im attending AA meetings now.. no more alcohol! shrooms only! lol So here a peak at what I found inside my green house today...









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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: ShamenWarrior]
    #18373886 - 06/05/13 05:41 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

chyeahchyeah :grin:

lookin good warrior


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: fungitarian]
    #18374160 - 06/05/13 06:28 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

When your house gets raided the police go through every inch.  It'll be more than 2 if you're getting served with a warrant for suspicion of manufacturing or distribution.

Unless you got a secret basement or room the cops will find your shit no matter how hard you try to find it.

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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: tbagtag]
    #18374200 - 06/05/13 06:35 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Yea, if the cops come knocking at your door with a warrant..you are fucked regardless.

:goodluck:


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: Jman420]
    #18374470 - 06/05/13 07:39 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

And when you're in court and they ask you if you were aware of the psychadelics growing in your house... :whatwhatwhat:


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The five colors blind the eye,
The five tones deafen the ear,
The five flavors dull the taste.

Racing and hunting madden the mind,
Precious things lead one astray.

Therefore the sage is guided by what he feels and not what he sees.
He lets go of this and chooses that.

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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: The Alaskan Dude]
    #18394072 - 06/09/13 08:12 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Ok, the reality that I just didn't want to accept finally kicked in. That shitty attempt to be stealthy was just a thin blanket of comfort that my mind needed to continue with what I wanted to do. After I was forced to accept the reality it caused me to have a nervous fucking breakdown, and I immediately got rid of the project and anything that looked like a possible unexplainable thing.Now that I have gone crazy and back, I miss my shrooms. And now i want them back. And I have developed a sick sense of determination about this. problem with authority having control over my life and what i want to do? CORRECT! BINGO! so, i must not accept defeat!!! I must begin again!  But, I now need a thicker blanket to comfort my mind to do this. So while im brainstorming Im going to ask all of you to help me create the safest possible stealth operation. Any ideas, even if they don't make sense would help... Just throw em out there. greatly appreciated! but I will not accept it cant happen as an answer so im not asking for you to try and stop me, i'm way beyond that point. IDEAS!


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: ShamenWarrior]
    #18394080 - 06/09/13 08:13 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

burry your spawned subs


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: cronicr]
    #18398352 - 06/10/13 04:58 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

ok so i figured out that i am crazy , now that im thinking more logically I know what im going to do about the tools and paraphernalia, thats going to turn into a stand for my lizard that im going to keep as a pet in a fish tank in my living room where it will be hidden by my new pet,  and where im going to hide the spawn is going to be inside my computer stand, witch is simply a big wooden box that shows no signs of being able to open, thats no problem. The problem im having trouble with accepting now is the grow chamber... so far the only thing I decided was to not use the containers inside the greenhouse and instead keep the entire greenhouse humidified. That will save me from having awkward unexplainable containers with holes drilled in them. Now im coming up with a seemingly good idea.... My mind is telling me to have lots of little plants on the windowsill and a box open and ready at all times, so that when i hear a knock at the door I can quickly remove the growing shroom substrates, put them in the box, lock it or cover it in my closet, and put all the windowsill plants inside the greenhouse, take off my shirt put water in my hair and answer the door, claiming to have just gotten out of the shower. I think i can be comfortable with that. Now, to further accept my logic, what do you guys think?
The reason I was freaking out so bad before is because my panic got way out of control and I turned a visit from my PO into a search and seizure. Now that im calm I realize that even when i was in the military, when they did room inspections they didn't go as far as I was freaking out about. So i think i've git it under control now. but given the fact that i lose control in the first place, I dont fully trust my own logic. So, i still need to know what your opinions are. I appreciate your understanding. thank you.


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Re: Close call with the law... Need good hiding, disguise, under cover operation techniques!! [Re: ShamenWarrior]
    #18398420 - 06/10/13 05:18 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

THis also means that the only method of grow that I'll be able to use till im off probation is going to be grain spawn with a casing layer in tins.


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