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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #18360980 - 06/03/13 01:58 AM (11 years, 28 days ago)

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He must have come down off whatever he was on, because not only was he looking and acting sober, he was STOKED to see me! He even stopped smoking WTF!!!!





This is your idea of sober?

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18361003 - 06/03/13 02:06 AM (11 years, 28 days ago)

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Crystal G said:

He must have come down off whatever he was on, because not only was he looking and acting sober, he was STOKED to see me! He even stopped smoking WTF!!!!





This is your idea of sober?

:confused:




It's honestly the most sober I've ever seen him. Every time I've seen him, he's always been on SOMETHING. If it's not hard drugs, it will be weed or booze or Xanax or Soma's or something. I think this is the first time I've seen him where he was not smoking or popping or something.

I mean yeah, technically he was on roids, so I guess that doesn't really count huh. :lol:

I've also never seen him not smoke cigs either, that dude is a CHAIN SMOKER from hell and always has been since I met him. I never thought I would actually see the day he would quit smoking.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18361016 - 06/03/13 02:10 AM (11 years, 28 days ago)

Well he probably hasn't quit, he could always start up again. Who knows how many times I quit smoking before it actually stuck, haven't smoked in a year and a half so its safe to say made it now. Still get cravings though, just to smoke something but tobacco doesn't feel good anymore and you can only smoke so much weed.

Shoot

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #18361375 - 06/03/13 05:50 AM (11 years, 28 days ago)

No offense, but your friends seem like horrible people.















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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18361627 - 06/03/13 08:33 AM (11 years, 28 days ago)

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For obvious reasons I am not posting our faces or anything other identifying features that could possibly incriminate us.

We also have a really funny picture of all of us doing it while wearing paintball goggles, but I can't exactly post that without showing all of our faces.



I still have dried up jizz on my face. :lol:

Tonight was a good night, Shroomery! :thumbup:

New Facebook update: "Great teamwork guys!!!" (and then tagged the two of them in it) :rofl2:




You look toned


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: imachavel]
    #18362112 - 06/03/13 11:36 AM (11 years, 27 days ago)

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For obvious reasons I am not posting our faces or anything other identifying features that could possibly incriminate us.

We also have a really funny picture of all of us doing it while wearing paintball goggles, but I can't exactly post that without showing all of our faces.

I still have dried up jizz on my face. :lol:

Tonight was a good night, Shroomery! :thumbup:

New Facebook update: "Great teamwork guys!!!" (and then tagged the two of them in it) :rofl2:




You look toned




Looks are deceiving, aren't they? That is my body after working out for like maybe 2 weeks, and maintaining slim by eating less than 800 calories a day.

If I look toned, it's probably whatever muscle that remained from the sports I used to play when I was a lot younger.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18362195 - 06/03/13 11:58 AM (11 years, 27 days ago)

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eating less than 800 calories a day.




That's a starvation diet right there

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18362291 - 06/03/13 12:27 PM (11 years, 27 days ago)

I have immense trouble maintaining a <2000 calories a day diet, especially when I am eating spacecake...

800 is crazy!


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18362530 - 06/03/13 01:27 PM (11 years, 27 days ago)

Women eat like birds

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #18362641 - 06/03/13 01:57 PM (11 years, 27 days ago)

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Women eat like birds




When they are around other people, particularly men, by themselves they can eat plenty.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: qman]
    #18365667 - 06/04/13 12:25 AM (11 years, 27 days ago)

I'm too lazy to eat. How the fuck do people get fat?


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: smack] * 3
    #18376211 - 06/06/13 02:17 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

K, earlier in this thread, I was rather quite hateful to the whole main topic of this thread. Butttttttttttttt after the other night I now have no room to talk.

Had a threesome the other night.

Bro and I ifle towered this bitch.

Not gunna lie, was pretty fucking awesome.

My apologies Crystal.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: MushyMatt] * 1
    #18376276 - 06/06/13 03:13 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

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K, earlier in this thread, I was rather quite hateful to the whole main topic of this thread. Butttttttttttttt after the other night I now have no room to talk.

Had a threesome the other night.

Bro and I ifle towered this bitch.

Not gunna lie, was pretty fucking awesome.

My apologies Crystal.




:thumbup:

You see? All you had to do was get laid and join in on the festivities and see for yourself how awesome group sex is, and all is well again. :lol:

I approve of your experience!

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I have immense trouble maintaining a <2000 calories a day diet, especially when I am eating spacecake...

800 is crazy!




It's actually not that difficult once you've shrunken down your stomach. That's really the hardest part, is that initial shrinking your stomach stage. A weekend of coke helps with that. :lol:

But once you eliminate carbs from your diet and eat nothing but protein, you will find that you don't get hungry as often, and that you don't get hunger pains nearly as strong as you used to. Even when you ARE hungry, the feeling of hunger is very very mild, and it doesn't hurt to eat a light snack or even skip a meal.

I've never been a big breakfast person because I tend to get nauseous in the morning (don't know why, it's something that has been happening to me for years), so because of that I would only have two meals a day. Usually my meals would be something like a whole tilapia for lunch (about 300kcal) and then a salad at night with a lot of chicken or fish, beans, olives, cheese, and avocado on top (between 500-700kcal depending on how I made it). I actually felt pretty healthy and energetic when I was eating like this, believe it or not, and not malnourished at all.

Now that I'm weightlifting though, that few calories is not sustainable if you want to make gains in the weight room, so I eat probably around 2000kcal/day now. I also reincorporated carbs into my diet. My body ballooned up and gained 15lbs almost immediately (though most of it was muscle from weightlifting), but then once I hit around the 135lb mark my body eventually got used to it, and my metabolism is higher now that I'm eating more calories and more frequently.

Plus, 800kcal/day is not that much of a deficit for my size. For my size I need 1400kcal/day to maintain my weight if I'm not exercising at all (which I wasn't), that's only 600kcal of a deficit.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18376289 - 06/06/13 03:18 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

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MushyMatt said:
K, earlier in this thread, I was rather quite hateful to the whole main topic of this thread. Butttttttttttttt after the other night I now have no room to talk.

Had a threesome the other night.

Bro and I ifle towered this bitch.

Not gunna lie, was pretty fucking awesome.

My apologies Crystal.




:thumbup:

You see? All you had to do was get laid and join in on the festivities and see for yourself how awesome group sex is, and all is well again. :lol:

I approve of your experience!

:solidnod:  :fuckyeahdance:  :ohboycomputer:  :booooom:



Yeah I know, it was pretty fuckin awesome. Really even though it was with my bro, it had no gay vibes to it one bit. The experience itself was 100% different than what I expected. Felt like I was in a fucking porno, it was amazing. ahaha.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: MushyMatt]
    #18376314 - 06/06/13 03:45 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

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Yeah I know, it was pretty fuckin awesome. Really even though it was with my bro, it had no gay vibes to it one bit. The experience itself was 100% different than what I expected. Felt like I was in a fucking porno, it was amazing. ahaha.




Congrats! I'm happy for you, not to mention slightly envious! :yesnod: I always feel proud of other people when they have amazing sexual experiences. How did you end up getting into that situation anyway? Who initiated? Were you guys high at the time?

Stories like these makes me live vicariously through other people and inspires me to go out and have a few bangs myself. :lol: I feel like I really need it, I have been so uninspired lately, probably because I just finished my cycle and can barely feel my orgasms now. :sad: But once I acquire a vial of Test E, IT'S ON BABY!!!! :lolsy:

I know what you mean about there being no gay vibes even with your bro. There's no gay vibes, it's just a bonding experience, yaknow? :lol:

My best friend and I have concluded that you can still even FUCK your bro, just you and him, and not be gay, under the following conditions:
1) It's not gay if you are fucked up on drugs when it happens (steroids included)
2) It's not gay if you're doing it for money, especially if it's for a lot of money (gay for pay FTW!!!)
3) It's only gay if you look them in the eyes
4) It's only gay if you're like, in love with them and shit
5) It's not gay if you high-five each other at the end and say "NO HOMO BRO" :lolsy:

Obviously most of those are jokes, but you get my drift. :lol:

Edited by Crystal G (06/06/13 04:06 AM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18376369 - 06/06/13 04:44 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

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Yeah I know, it was pretty fuckin awesome. Really even though it was with my bro, it had no gay vibes to it one bit. The experience itself was 100% different than what I expected. Felt like I was in a fucking porno, it was amazing. ahaha.




Congrats! I'm happy for you, not to mention slightly envious! :yesnod: I always feel proud of other people when they have amazing sexual experiences. How did you end up getting into that situation anyway? Who initiated? Were you guys high at the time?

Stories like these makes me live vicariously through other people and inspires me to go out and have a few bangs myself. :lol: I feel like I really need it, I have been so uninspired lately, probably because I just finished my cycle and can barely feel my orgasms now. :sad: But once I acquire a vial of Test E, IT'S ON BABY!!!! :lolsy:

I know what you mean about there being no gay vibes even with your bro. There's no gay vibes, it's just a bonding experience, yaknow? :lol:

My best friend and I have concluded that you can still even FUCK your bro, just you and him, and not be gay, under the following conditions:
1) It's not gay if you are fucked up on drugs when it happens (steroids included)
2) It's not gay if you're doing it for money, especially if it's for a lot of money (gay for pay FTW!!!)
3) It's only gay if you look them in the eyes
4) It's only gay if you're like, in love with them and shit
5) It's not gay if you high-five each other at the end and say "NO HOMO BRO" :lolsy:

Obviously most of those are jokes, but you get my drift. :lol:



Honestly, I really don't even know how it happened, it happened just all so quickly.

We were all drunk as shit, I drank like 11 beers, 4 jello shots, 3 shots of rum, some crown royal, it was a good night. Anyways, I was shaving my bros beard which was more so jokes on him because I was making it look retarded as fuck, and then everyone came in the bathroom to see what was up. then everyone started leaving but this one chick and she got inbetween both of us, she started kissing him, she started rubbing her ass all up on me, so I closed the door and we went at it. Someone walked in like 5 minutes into it and walked right back out LOL.

She gave the best head though, my god. She did this tornado thing with her tongue :awecid:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18378053 - 06/06/13 02:02 PM (11 years, 24 days ago)

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Usually my meals would be something like a whole tilapia for lunch (about 300kcal) and then a salad at night with a lot of chicken or fish, beans, olives, cheese, and avocado on top (between 500-700kcal depending on how I made it).




That's not even one meal  :confused:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18378613 - 06/06/13 04:02 PM (11 years, 24 days ago)

I make a tunasalad for lunch sometimes. Then my stomach digests it in 30 minutes and is all like "yo dude where is the rest of the food????"


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18378689 - 06/06/13 04:20 PM (11 years, 24 days ago)

A can of tunasalad, on bread and baked (open face, one can makes ~2 openfaced sandwiches) with a tall glass of milk will FILL ME UP for like, 5 hours

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: MushyMatt] * 4
    #18388722 - 06/08/13 05:33 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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Anyways, I was shaving my bros beard




This is very gay.

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