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Re: Ouch [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #18210243 - 05/03/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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I doubt he's trolling. I was doing Methylone the other night and ended up watching babysitter porn for 4 hours. I don't see the problem with this as long as you aren't beating your dick into a pulp everyday.


I'm pretty sure that makes you good at masturbating:lol:








For sure. I've had a couple epic whack sessions on various stimulants.

Cathinones and their relatives seem even better than amphetamines.

I read somewhere about a dude who claimed to masturbate for weeks straight on MDPV. I don't think he was lying or exaggerating.


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Re: Ouch [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #18210284 - 05/03/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Amphetamine and porn are a fun time. I try to only do amphetamine once in a great while for this reason. Really don't want to get into how long those sessions can last... lol

The worst part about it is the depression you get after you bust that load. :laugh2:


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Re: Ouch [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #18225968 - 05/07/13 05:44 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

..........  this time

rather than nutting

i peed all over myself

it's time to change my methods


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Re: Ouch [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #18226203 - 05/07/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Rhizohunter said:
I doubt he's trolling. I was doing Methylone the other night and ended up watching babysitter porn for 4 hours. I don't see the problem with this as long as you aren't beating your dick into a pulp everyday.


I'm pretty sure that makes you good at masturbating:lol:




Then, you would be a master bator.


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Re: Ouch [Re: koods]
    #18226283 - 05/07/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

lol i jerked off for 2 fuckin hours on mdma a couple weeks ago

def my record


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Re: Ouch [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #18226330 - 05/07/13 09:13 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Rhizohunter said:
I doubt he's trolling. I was doing Methylone the other night and ended up watching babysitter porn for 4 hours. I don't see the problem with this as long as you aren't beating your dick into a pulp everyday.


I'm pretty sure that makes you good at masturbating:lol:





ive found that jerkin it on methylone doesnt really extend the time at unless you try to keep your load in there. if u just let things go ive found u will blow ur load just as fast as when ur sober

ive ate a decent amount of M1 too


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Re: Ouch [Re: Bassfreak]
    #18226369 - 05/07/13 09:40 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

I don't let my load go until I'm coming down:lol:

I can cum anytime I want for the most part. Usually when I get close to cumming I will open another porn window and search some more so I can go back to the original porno that got me close.

ha ha, it sounds fucked up even just typing that.

Seriously though, doing that shit is sexually unhealthy. Being addicted to amphetamine and porn needed to end. Even doing it once or twice a month was too much. Craving amphetamine, porn, and your hand aint cool man!


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Re: Ouch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18253677 - 05/12/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
..........  this time

rather than nutting

i peed all over myself

it's time to change my methods




fucking did it again.  i nutted AND pissed buckets at the same time.  what a mess  :argh:


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Re: Ouch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18260962 - 05/13/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

OK. I've nearly pissed myself from laughter.


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Re: Ouch [Re: koods]
    #18262741 - 05/14/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

OK, I'll ask the question everyone is thinking - how the fuck did you cum AND piss at the same time?  I thought that was physically impossible.


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Re: Ouch [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18263500 - 05/14/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

What I'm thinking is that after you have gone that long the cum is thin and there is a lot of it.

Gotta shoot that shit into a towel.

You may have gone a lifetime without nothing that. Ejaculation knowledge:grin:


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Re: Ouch [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #18266723 - 05/15/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Rhizohunter said:
What I'm thinking is that after you have gone that long the cum is thin and there is a lot of it.

Gotta shoot that shit into a towel.

You may have gone a lifetime without nothing that. Ejaculation knowledge:grin:




I don't think there can be that much cum.


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Re: Ouch [Re: koods]
    #18349944 - 05/31/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Hi,

I just went at it again.  Four hours.... halfway through when I had it actually 80% filled with blood, I thought it would happen but I lost it somehow and that was lame.  But then two hours later.... INTENSE NUT BUSTED

:datass:


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Re: Ouch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18350244 - 05/31/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Dude. You are going to break your dick off. At least you didn't piss all over yourself this time.


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Re: Ouch [Re: koods]
    #18350998 - 05/31/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Dude. You are going to break your dick off. At least you didn't piss all over yourself this time.




Yea that piss incident was stupid haha.  Today was 100x better than that :yesnod:

And it actually stayed real lubricated.  Those other times it was scabbing up and shit.  No repercussions were left on my cock after this :smile:  This was TOTALLY worth it though, by far best fap of all time.  Which is like dominating the special Olympics......... it's still just lame masturbation .. a female would have added a ton, obviously.  On the other hand, in the past when I've been on speed and had sexual encounters, unless I get the dose and timing JUST RIGHT, I either can't get it up and it's game over before it gets started, or, I just last way too long and we get tired lol.

Random fact (for my penis anyway) the standard grip your dick and jerk works just fine when an erection isn't hard to maintain.  But if there's ever trouble getting it up, or keeping it up, or both, a nice maneuver I found that creates a stimulation that is better at getting me hard in these tough times than your standard fap motion.... turn your fapping hand "inside out" so that your thumb is at the base of your cock instead of at the tip.  It gives better stimulation to the underside of your dick, and when it's hard to get it up, this unique trick helps tickle that soft spot underneath my johnson and gets the blood flowing a little better than the "normal" way.  After that technique got me hard, I finished with the standard fap motion.  Before the cum came out, I had like a 30-second "pre" orgasm.  Usually it's just uh uh uh UH boom.  But on speed, it's uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh UHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

My cum was kinda jelly like too, compared to the standard more watered down jizz.  When it finally exploded out all over the place, it simply felt, awesome! :lol: :wink:


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Re: Ouch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18352809 - 06/01/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I've done such stints on amphetamines and never had a sore dick, in fact I just keep the masturbation going for an extended while because that in itself feels good. I have no issues keeping it up or orgasming either. I found you grow tolerant to the dick issues rather quickly.

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Re: Ouch [Re: metalfaith]
    #18352884 - 06/01/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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This HAS to be a troll thread.. no one would ever do this.. right? :thisisheavyman:



I'v done it on mushrooms. It's one of the reasons I stopped growing haha. When I trip by myself I always end up with blue balls and a stumpy scabby dick


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Re: Ouch [Re: Grumpyorc]
    #18353832 - 06/01/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Lube is the answer to all your problems  :thumbup:


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Re: Ouch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18353852 - 06/01/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
got high on amphetamines and tried beating off.  usually a stimulant will prolong a whack-it sess from 5 to 25 minutes.

i realized though now, 8 hours since the start, that if you can't blow a load in EIGHT HOURS you're just gonna end up with a red lumpy dick and a severe case of the blue balls.  i shoulda realized it wasn't happening by about the two hour mark :lmafo:




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