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Everlong
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I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice
#18350835 - 05/31/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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So I'm bored, I drank half a case already
I want to go to this bar like two blocks away from me
Problem is I'm scared of this stalker guy
I don't know if I ever explained this to the forums but there is a local legend who hitch hikes from people all the time. Me and my ex-gf used to give this guy rides all the time at 2am in the morning.
You could tell he was a space cadet and you felt bad so I gave him rides. I ended up finding out he would hitch hike from teens and buy them beer and alcohol all the time.
Well one day during last summer he saw me at a gas station, asked for my cell number and I gave it to him thinking "This guy won't remember, he's out there."
So after ignoring his calls for like two months I finally said fuck it and went to the bar with him, which is two blocks away from my house.
He ends up telling me crazy shit like "If I come back in another life as a woman I would have your children" and asking me personal sexual questions about my relationship with my ex. After hearing this shit for a couple hours I tried to run from the bar home but he insisted on walking me home, and I should of known it was crazy creepy stalker shit to know where I lived. I had to walk him back to the bar once I got to my house.
I'm not some asshole so I gave him the benefit of the doubt, but over the winter one time I was working and couldn't pick up my cell and he called me like 7 times one day, so I ignored him since that happened.
So now he knows where I live, he rang the door bell twice since last fall trying to hang out. He will call every couple of days, sometimes twice or three times a day, trying to hang out. I was super polite the night I hung out with him, maybe he got the wrong vibe I don't know.
Last time he called was like two days ago, he doesn't leave voice mails for the past couple of months but it wasn't like I checked them anyway
That's the explanation now everyone give me the courage to go to the bar and not worry about this crazy stalker man who is obssessed with me.
On the plus side I should be picking up some weed tomorrow morning
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong] 1
#18350847 - 05/31/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Advice? Go to a different bar.
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psi
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong] 1
#18350854 - 05/31/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is this the guy?
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Tmethyl
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 1
#18350855 - 05/31/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Find a new bar, or man up.
SMASH! smash! SUH-MASH!!!
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong]
#18350858 - 05/31/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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need to tell this dude to chill the fuck out.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: nicechrisman]
#18350863 - 05/31/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
nicechrisman said: need to tell this dude to chill the fuck out.
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong]
#18350870 - 05/31/13 09:05 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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DSHSB
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#18350876 - 05/31/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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He offeres his conDOLANces to your butthole
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Shroomey Toons
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: nicechrisman] 2
#18350883 - 05/31/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Go, get drunk, and if you see him tell him, 'Kai no hard feelings but you weird me the fuck out.' Honesty is a drunken policy.
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: nicechrisman]
#18350888 - 05/31/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do you have any reason to believe that he is dangerous or violent in any way? He's probably just lonely It does kinda suck when people become clingy though. If you see him, I would politely just explain to him that you dont want to hang out often... Make up an excuse if you have to.
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nicechrisman
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Shroomey Toons]
#18350890 - 05/31/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Or go, get drunk and DSHSB
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Shroomey Toons]
#18350893 - 05/31/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomey Toons said: Go, get drunk, and if you see him tell him, 'Kai no hard feelings but you weird me the fuck out.' Honesty is a drunken policy.
Boom, hatchet to the face.
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Everlong
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: 5is]
#18350899 - 05/31/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Advice? Go to a different bar.
I'll have to walk like 10 blocks if I do that compared to two blocks
And that doesn't guarantee he isn't at this other bar.
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nicechrisman said: need to tell this dude to chill the fuck out.
The time to do that was over the winter when he would call me like 5 times a day.. I wimped out and now he calls me every now and then and I'm too much of a pussy to tell him to fuck off.
I cringe at the thought of running into him when I'm walking around my town. Hasen't happened yet thank god.Quote:
psi said: Is this the guy?
I wish. Quote:
5is said: He offeres his conDOLANces to your butthole
Seriously this guy was asking me how big my dick was, was telling me about gay experiences he had, all while filling me full of drinks I should of known better... I figured I could just ditch him at the end of the night but low and behold he followed me home and knows where I live and won't forget my cell phone number..
I don't know what to do
I'm too timid of a person to deal with this shit.
I think I'm gonna go to the bar and get a mixed drink regardless
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18350901 - 05/31/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: Or go, get drunk and DSHSB
Gross XD, Seriously he might be a nice guy. He's probably just lonely just make boundaries and hopefully he won't anal rape you Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
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Shroomey Toons said: Go, get drunk, and if you see him tell him, 'Kai no hard feelings but you weird me the fuck out.' Honesty is a drunken policy.
Boom, hatchet to the face.
Oh my god these Kai jokes are getting hilarious
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Everlong
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: 5is]
#18350909 - 05/31/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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5is said:
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nicechrisman said: Or go, get drunk and DSHSB
Gross XD, Seriously he might be a nice guy. He's probably just lonely just make boundaries and hopefully he won't anal rape you Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
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Shroomey Toons said: Go, get drunk, and if you see him tell him, 'Kai no hard feelings but you weird me the fuck out.' Honesty is a drunken policy.
Boom, hatchet to the face.
Oh my god these Kai jokes are getting hilarious
Pretty much I feel like when I do see him randomly around town I'm just going to tell him in regards to me not picking up my phone "Dude you call me more than the kids I grew up with, back off" in a jokingly manner and he will get the hint
problem is I haven't seen him in person in months and he will randomly call me once a week and I'm too much of a girl scout to pick up the phone
I can't believe I even told you guys about this, I find it weird and embarrassing. I told my close rl friends but they know I'm a nice guy greg that gets put in uncomfortable positions so this is normal to them.
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Everlong
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong]
#18350913 - 05/31/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok I'm getting dressed and going to the bar for at least two drinks, wish me luck shroomery.
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nicechrisman
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong]
#18350923 - 05/31/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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make sure you dress extra sexy.
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Everlong
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: nicechrisman]
#18350926 - 05/31/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: make sure you dress extra sexy.
seriously wish me good luck, I'm about to walk out the door and I don't need any weird awkward encounters.
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nicechrisman
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong]
#18350937 - 05/31/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Good luck man. Just be tactful but honest.
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danlennon3
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong]
#18350941 - 05/31/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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GL bro, you will be fine. I am the as you when it comes to confrontation.. but you gotta put your point across. If you dont, in his eyes you may be leading him on.
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Sham87
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: danlennon3] 1
#18350961 - 05/31/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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You should rape him before he rapes you. Just sayin'.
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Sham87]
#18351029 - 05/31/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I had to walk him back to the bar once I got to my house.
wtf hahahahaha!
seriously though, tell the dude to leave you alone, i thought from the title of the thread that you were a lady........
you either tell him to back off (your version sounds best!) or you move and get a new cell phone
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Everlong
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Sham87]
#18351371 - 05/31/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Okay so my story of the night goes as follows (no stalker, tldr)
I went to the bar with 4 dollars to my name
I walk in, see a sign saying no debit no credit I'm like wtf
so I ask what's on draft, the tell me nothing
This is the worst bar in the world apparently, no kegs on tap, they were grabbing bottles or cans to fill draft beer
So I get a draft of miller lite, realise that's all my money so I walk 5 blocks to the atm where my stalker hangs out and everything was cool
I walk back to the bar and played pool the entire time while getting coke and rums
I ended up losing too much on pool so I came home
My message to the shroomery:
the end
you think disney will make a princess story from me
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong]
#18352247 - 06/01/13 05:10 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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So I get a draft of miller lite, realise that's all my money so I walk 5 blocks to the atm where my stalker hangs out and everything was cool
So you did get anally raped ?
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18352267 - 06/01/13 05:22 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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Shroomey Toons said: Go, get drunk, and if you see him tell him, 'Kai no hard feelings but you weird me the fuck out.' Honesty is a drunken policy.
Boom, hatchet to the face.
Did they catch that crazy hippie?
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Ellis Dee
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong]
#18352275 - 06/01/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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>>>>> He ends up telling me crazy shit like "If I come back in another life as a woman I would have your children"
He sounds like a great wholesome person. Have a bromance. He's into girls, he just needs a guy to have a bromance with too to do guy stuff with like drink beer and gamble and compare notes on local hookers.
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Everlong]
#18352393 - 06/01/13 06:43 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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well sorry to hear you didn't get any action
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Ellis Dee]
#18352397 - 06/01/13 06:44 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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OP! have you posted this before!? Cause I'm having some intense deja vu here. I could of sworn that I read the same thread a few months ago
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: Cosmic_Flame] 1
#18352414 - 06/01/13 06:55 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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No that was me telling you about that sexy piece of ass that picked me up awhile back, He doesn't really answer my calls but I know his just playing hard to get. I'll probably just go through his window later in the week, I'm sure he like surprises.
Edited by elborito (06/01/13 06:56 AM)
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Re: I want to go to the local bar but I'm scared of this stalker.. advice [Re: elborito]
#18352418 - 06/01/13 06:57 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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