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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #18339921 - 05/29/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I don't think I mentioned it but I ended up in an orgy not that long ago. Probably like 4 months or somethin like that. It was just a bunch of friends on speed and super drunk. No DP though. Other people were doin that but I can't do it. :puke:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #18339960 - 05/29/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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frylock91 said:
I don't think I mentioned it but I ended up in an orgy not that long ago. Probably like 4 months or somethin like that. It was just a bunch of friends on speed and super drunk. No DP though. Other people were doin that but I can't do it. :puke:




Why, is that the big thing at orgies now?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18340083 - 05/29/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Is sucking your own dick gay then?

Even if you don't enjoy it?




It's not gay, it is a gift.




Well then- I must be gifted. It's just a ratio of big dick to flexible back. Yoga plow ftw.



Okay, but it's definitely gay if you can stick it in your own butt, no?


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #18340084 - 05/29/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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i'd let someone lick my stupid butt but i wouldnt lick anyone elses :puke:




Selfish



I wouldn't bring up the idea. If they really wanted to do it then they can go right ahead, doesn't obligate me to return the favor and  would be up front about that


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sheekle]
    #18340106 - 05/29/13 07:37 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

selfish


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18340117 - 05/29/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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I don't think I mentioned it but I ended up in an orgy not that long ago. Probably like 4 months or somethin like that. It was just a bunch of friends on speed and super drunk. No DP though. Other people were doin that but I can't do it. :puke:




Why, is that the big thing at orgies now?




Don't know, orgies aren't a regular thing for me :shrug: It's a weird idea to me though


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #18340646 - 05/29/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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The amount of dicks shes had should be expressed with scientific notation.




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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Shins]
    #18341617 - 05/30/13 01:48 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Probably eating ass or having my face pissed on.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Othyem]
    #18341688 - 05/30/13 02:44 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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Probably eating ass or having my face pissed on.




The piss thing I don't get. I mean, they are both kinda gross activities, but the butt munching feels awesome so you forget what usually is going on in that region.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18341697 - 05/30/13 02:55 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Neither were very gratifying.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Othyem]
    #18346475 - 05/30/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

ive done DP wasnt dirty though just........weird.

a guy an his GF approached me when i was doing security at a club she said she wanted to do DP and asked if i wanted to join in. (i at the time was only 16, yes working security at a club it was a neighbors venue and florida) i thought to myself when will i get this chance again? probably never or not for a long while.

me and the guy were sitting like asshole to asshole with our legs across each other she squatted down and i went in the pink he went in the stink. It was weird. I could feel his dick inside her essentially our dicks were rubbing on each other with just a small membrane between. Also it tickled his balls were rubbing all over mine and so its hot and wet and tight and my dick is basically rubbin on his and theres all this tickling going on. It was weird and distracting. The girl sure as shit was enjoying herself. ALSO as an added bonus my mom walked in on the whole thing.


"what the hell are you still doin up at this OOOOOOHHHHH MMMMYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD!" then she turns right around an walks out. And goes and sits in the living room and turns the tv on to wait for them to leave to talk to me.

they asked if they should leave i said "nah she wont be coming back in" and then after we finished which ended with hommeboy sucking me off while i ate his lady out i had them go out my window and i went to sleep. I avoided my mom for days but she eventually cornered me and we had a real awkward talk. That was when i was in my denial of gayness phase that most gay teens go though and tried to explain i thought i was bi-sexual lol that phase didnt last very long. :themoreyouknow:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18346586 - 05/30/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Shins] * 1
    #18348390 - 05/31/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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ALSO as an added bonus my mom walked in on the whole thing.




I think I would be permanently damaged by that scene.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18349609 - 05/31/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

hat was nothing compared to hearing my parents bang 2-3 times a day my entire life till I moved out. Freakin nymphos. Oh or my mom banging some of my friends because she was considered a milf. :shrug: I grew immune to emotionally scaring stuff pretty early on :datass:

Oh or the time I got up to go to the bathroom and it was dark and I literally bumped into dad in the hallway and heard a loud thump. I turn on hallway light and there on the ground is a GIGANTIC Spanish colored dildo freshly out of my mom. :puke:

Dad snatched it up and ran into bathroom then said "son this is Jose" he thought it was hilarious.

Oh or the time my mom tried to give me her bedroom set (there's no way I'd take it I knew how much fucking went on in that bed) so then she tried to give me her bedside table........which not only had a cock shaped stain in the wood she also forgot to take her anal beads and titty clamps out of it. :doublefacepalm:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18349642 - 05/31/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Well, now I think you should have just invited your mom to help take some of the workload off that poor woman taking both of you. She probably was very hurt that you didn't.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18349742 - 05/31/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

I guess its possible. :rofl:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18350251 - 05/31/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

rewind, you sir, are sickening.
i love it.

:seriousthumbsup:


i always thought the idea of DPing was interesting, but im too heterosexual to have a guy in bed. im disturbingly over-attracted to the female anatomy :shrug: its just how i am.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18350277 - 05/31/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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rewind, you sir, are sickening.
i love it.

:seriousthumbsup:


i always thought the idea of DPing was interesting, but im too heterosexual to have a guy in bed. im disturbingly over-attracted to the female anatomy :shrug: its just how i am.




Damn. Another dream dashed.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18350776 - 05/31/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

Well as I've said that DP was during my days of thinking if I had sex with enough girls I'd turn straight. Couple years of prayer/female only sex/couple baby scares led to it still not working. Man ass and cock are just the bees knees besides I'm helping the world by not adding to the millions of unwanted/properly cared for kids! Just give me my furry man ass and the same rights as every other irresponsible with their genetics, wife beating, extreme right wing republican and ill be happy. But I know that's asking for a lot. :rofl:

On a serious note. I got some Damn sex stories lemme tell you. I'll share some more later. A few teasers - how I accidentally drank breast milk, how I ripped a guys asshole to the point he had to go to ER, losing a condom in someone's butt and having to go spelunking for it, the night I was supposed to hook up with just 1 friend that turned into a 8 guy orgy, the suicidal scat man, the lucrative business I made by callig all my friends when my parents would have sex and charging to let them stand on chairs and watch. (And the mess that resulted in) and many more! :highfive:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: SARAtonin]
    #18350792 - 05/31/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

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SARAtonin said:
Basically I had my ex watch as my boyfriend at the time had sex with me.
Then had him eat me out after I had been cum in twice.




Anyone else find this extremely hot?

Especially knowing Saratonin is a hottie? :crazy2:

EDIT: Minus the eating cum out part, I don't particularly find that hot. :lol:

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