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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Smushroom]
    #18321675 - 05/26/13 03:11 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #18321793 - 05/26/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

my least proud moment ever......i developed a case of THE WORST walking pneumonia ive ever had in my life while on vacation. One of my buds saw how miserable i was wrapped up in blankets dying on his couch while everyone else was going out and having a good time. He drags me out to a bar and theres a guy there who is hitting on me big time. Im only able to keep composure because of double dosing on anti snot/cough/fever meds. The guy walks away to grab a drink and hes nice but im actually not interested in him. HOWEVER my bud comes over to me says he knows the guy and that they have "bad blood" between each other. SO in my over the counter drug filled and sickness riddled mind get the great idea to give this guy the plague i have. (I KNOW TOTALLY DICK MOVE) I slept with someone i wasnt even interested in SOLEY to exact aggression back on them for a friend.

I found out a few weeks later the guy lost his job because of the sickness and that had a domino effect on a lot of other things in his life. I felt so bad especially when i found out later "the bad blood" between the guy i purposefully got sick and my friend was the guy didnt call my friend back after an initial date :doublefacepalm:

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #40] * 2
    #18321806 - 05/26/13 04:16 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

dirtiest thing ive done sexually? hmmmmmm i dunno cant really think of anything dirty. I mean beating off my guy on a train while some chick was watching was kinda crazy but not really dirty. (ps she was totally into the show)

I had an ex who when i banged him he wanted me to pull out then make him suck my dick he LOVED ATM. I think thats pretty fucking dirty. Naturally i wouldnt kiss him at all for the rest of the night after doin that.

I had a crazy tag team where me and a bud were banging a guy so hard from both ends that he gagged and almost puked which caused a poo nugget to fall out of his ass that he then squished with his knee. :shrug:

i had an ex that was way infatuated with me for a long while after we broke up. He offered on a few occasions to pay for my dinner in exchange for pissing in a bottle for him to take home. He especially liked "the piss immediately after jacking off because it has a different more slippery consistency" He told me hed put the bottle in warm water on a stove and heat it up like you would a baby bottle then go sit in the shower and beat off while pouring it on himself and sipping it. I took him up on the dinner for piss offer a few times.


thats all i can think of right now. Sorry they are all gay stories the only chick stories i have was every girl i banged i ended up ripping and so there was blood all over the damn place like someone was killed because i got a real fat dick but thats it.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18324589 - 05/26/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

licking a girls asshole.

done alot of sick stuff but this is what i get most negative comments for.

gotta scrub that butthole so clean you can see your future in it though.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18324678 - 05/26/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Absolem0918 said:
licking a girls asshole.

done alot of sick stuff but this is what i get most negative comments for.

gotta scrub that butthole so clean you can see your future in it though.



I want to try this so bad! i've convinced my girl to let me do this to her when we see each other next :awetongue: (we're in a long distance relationship)


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: psyconaught]
    #18325045 - 05/26/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Absolem0918 said:
licking a girls asshole.

done alot of sick stuff but this is what i get most negative comments for.

gotta scrub that butthole so clean you can see your future in it though.



I want to try this so bad! i've convinced my girl to let me do this to her when we see each other next :awetongue: (we're in a long distance relationship)



take a shower before hand and do 2 things.
1. finger her ass, make sure shes not about to let loose a shit. thats important.
2. take soap and scrub her butthole raw.

do them in that order please. for your own sake


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918] * 1
    #18325090 - 05/26/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Cockolded two of my ex'es.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: SARAtonin]
    #18325101 - 05/26/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

That's like a fetish on their part right? Idk, never really looked into cuckold at all.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #18325111 - 05/26/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

One of them a lot more then the other. :lol:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: SARAtonin]
    #18325139 - 05/26/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

How severe was the cuckold? Did they have to watch?

Did the male participant blow his load onto the cuckoldee's face. (Epitome)


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: smack]
    #18325149 - 05/26/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Yes he had to watch, and no to the second part.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: SARAtonin]
    #18325153 - 05/26/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Dam.

Cuckolds are brutal if you're not into it.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: smack]
    #18325193 - 05/26/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Ya I was really surprised he agreed to it.
I told him it was his last chance to do anything sexually with me. :lol:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: SARAtonin]
    #18325199 - 05/26/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

what is a cuckold?

sorry i guess im out of the loop.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Shins] * 1
    #18325220 - 05/26/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Basically I had my ex watch as my boyfriend at the time had sex with me.
Then had him eat me out after I had been cum in twice.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: SARAtonin]
    #18325238 - 05/26/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

what the fux.

thats so humiliating.

:burke:

but i guess some people get off on that? :shrug:

i guess it was good for you either way :lol:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Shins]
    #18325720 - 05/26/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Ya a lot of people do get off on that.
And ya it diffidently was. :lol:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18330648 - 05/27/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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licking a girls asshole.

done alot of sick stuff but this is what i get most negative comments for.

gotta scrub that butthole so clean you can see your future in it though.




Really? I love rimming dudes. Doesn't seem all that nasty. I mean, if the person doesn't wipe their ass then, yes, it is gross. But, most people are more hygienic than that. I had a boyfriend who I could get off just by rimming him. He did have a bit of a hair trigger, though

That being said, I don't think I would rim somebody I didn't know fairly well.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: koods]
    #18334014 - 05/28/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Absolem0918 said:
licking a girls asshole.

done alot of sick stuff but this is what i get most negative comments for.

gotta scrub that butthole so clean you can see your future in it though.




Really? I love rimming dudes. Doesn't seem all that nasty. I mean, if the person doesn't wipe their ass then, yes, it is gross. But, most people are more hygienic than that. I had a boyfriend who I could get off just by rimming him. He did have a bit of a hair trigger, though

That being said, I don't think I would rim somebody I didn't know fairly well.




oh hell no. no one night rims.

ive only done it to 2 girls, both of which i was with for a long time.
and ya you would be surprised how un-hygienic normal hygienic people are, and you dont even know it until your up close and personal with their brown eye.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18334061 - 05/28/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Absolem0918 said:
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koods said:
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Absolem0918 said:
licking a girls asshole.

done alot of sick stuff but this is what i get most negative comments for.

gotta scrub that butthole so clean you can see your future in it though.




Really? I love rimming dudes. Doesn't seem all that nasty. I mean, if the person doesn't wipe their ass then, yes, it is gross. But, most people are more hygienic than that. I had a boyfriend who I could get off just by rimming him. He did have a bit of a hair trigger, though

That being said, I don't think I would rim somebody I didn't know fairly well.




oh hell no. no one night rims.

ive only done it to 2 girls, both of which i was with for a long time.
and ya you would be surprised how un-hygienic normal hygienic people are, and you dont even know it until your up close and personal with their brown eye.




Yeah, but it cleans up well, that brown eye.


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