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OfflineCrimpJiggler
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Rectal carrying
    #18315320 - 05/24/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

I've never actually smuggled any drugs nor do I intend to any time soon but I like to learn about these things just for the sake of empowering myself with knowledge. I tested it out in a legal manner (by carrying flour, rather than anything illegal) and heres what I've learned so far. Vitamin C bottles like this:

make excellent containers and they come in different sizes. Best to put the bottle in a condom and tied the condom, that way the container itself doesn't get covered in crap. With a condom theres no need to lubricate with cooking oil or vaseline or whatever. You need to insert it far enough into your rectum so it fully passes the sphincter, otherwise it will randomly pop out at any time.

Taking some loperamide (i.e. immodium) makes the process a whole lot easier by suppressing bowel movements and will probably prevent it from coming out during a cavity search. When it came time to retrieve the container, I took a crap and got a fright because I couldn't see the container, then I realised it was buried inside the crap. I was glad there wasn't anything of value in there and could just flush the toilet rather than having to deal with that mess.

I learned a lot from that test but what I want to know now is how far does one have to insert it to make it undetectable to normal cavity searches. I read that "keistering" is a method of doing just that. Also anyone have any tips on camoflaging in order to hide things from full body x-rays?


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Invisible2525

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Re: Rectal carrying [Re: CrimpJiggler]
    #18315493 - 05/24/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

stainless steel cigar tubes
try this then send a report. Don't use glass cigar tubes.


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Re: Rectal carrying [Re: 2525]
    #18315531 - 05/24/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Having a metal detector go off probably isn't ideal


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Re: Rectal carrying [Re: jammin]
    #18315604 - 05/24/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

They make plastic ones.

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Re: Rectal carrying [Re: 2525]
    #18317589 - 05/25/13 06:15 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

I tested this out by going through an airport so I had it in there the whole day. I remember getting to the metal detector and getting a fright when it occurred to me that I'd be fucked it there was any metal in there. Glad I used a plastic container lol. Even though I had nothing illegal in there, it would have been a nightmare. Vitamin C containers are cheap, easy to find and they come in a variety of sizes. Cigar tubes have no advantages over them. No need for a report because I'm fairly sure they'd work just as well as these vitamin C tubes.


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….../ `—___________—-___]Give a man a gun
…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/he can rob a bank.
…..), —.(_(__) /
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…//__/Give a man a bank,he can rob the world!
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Invisible2525

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Re: Rectal carrying [Re: CrimpJiggler] * 2
    #18317648 - 05/25/13 07:01 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Everybody needs a hobby. :shrug:

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Re: Rectal carrying [Re: 2525] * 1
    #18317669 - 05/25/13 07:11 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Try LSD , easier to carry ;-)
Can be smuggled anywhere

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Re: Rectal carrying [Re: lessismore]
    #18332570 - 05/28/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

mio said:
Try LSD , easier to carry ;-)
Can be smuggled anywhere




I dunno.

Used to be so easy to fax blotter...not sure how that would play today.

I want to know how to smuggle Thai hookers...not for personal use, just curious.


~Monk

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