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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18307087 - 05/22/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:
:lolsy:

The KFC idea might just be the best yet. I should hit the chick up and be like, "I have your BF's phone, now bring me some chicken wings and marinade ingredients but not him and we're set."




thats what a boss would do :whatyougonnado::thumbup:




in all honesty, it would be best to give the phone back without condition, but you know these days if you are too nice you get taken advantage of. which is why the option above doesn't sound too bad. anyway, it would not only be wise to return it without condition, but it would also be a growing experience from a girl into a women.

this one time my friend brought one of his friends to hang out with us, turns out he ends up pulling a gun on me. it scared the shit out of me and left me with lots of anger after. well i bumped into him days later and shook his hand even though i was filled with anger. shit happens, but when you shit on it back it makes things twice as shitty for both parties. :shrug:

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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: zZZz]
    #18307227 - 05/23/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

I"m just curious, what'd the guy do to you?

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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: Maverick]
    #18307250 - 05/23/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

he just pulled out a gun and went up to my face. started talking a bunch of non sense. then someone came up at just the right moment and broke the ice, the dude hid the gun and walked away. took forever though :lol:

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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18307451 - 05/23/13 01:26 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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My last final was yesterday, I'd been sleeping three hours a night for the past week. Combine that with the copious beer, and catnaps are inevitable. My roommate played a big role in coordinating the get-together too, so it's not like I was just completely derelict in my catnap.

There weren't "tons" of people over, it was intended as a tight group of well-known folks, and a stranger made his way in uninvited because one of my friends has a bit of a screw loose.

Honestly life goes on, it just kind of sucks that I didn't get to have any of that chicken. It had been marinating ~24 hours. Fortunately I had plenty of ribs and burgers.




I know this is off topic, but I'm really curious about your writing style. Are you practicing to become a writer or something? I mean you used the word catnap twice in your response and no one really uses that word. "catnaps are inevitable" :lol:

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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: xanderofpella]
    #18307471 - 05/23/13 01:35 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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BeefheartisBetter said:
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BlindSophist said:
I want to screw this guy's life up a little




:archiebunker:




Call up his parole officer and tell them him what he did. Fucker ate all your chicken and bolted.

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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: xtokex]
    #18307481 - 05/23/13 01:39 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

When I first got out of high school, I wanted to have a writing career. When I took college-level Journalism and English courses, I recoiled. Now I'm studying to be a neuroscientist, and having a lot more fun and success in my classes. I do believe this is the more correct career choice for me. :fonz:

That said, I would love to get my shit published and this desire is constantly in the back of my mind. I just can't stand professional writing. Seriously, I've taken English Comp four times at my community college and still not passed, it drives me fucking crazy. I'm going to take it this summer at a new district, because I'm not allowed to take it anymore at my home district; I have to pass it to transfer, and I think I'll do better if I can get it over with quickly.


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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #18307484 - 05/23/13 01:40 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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BeefheartisBetter said:
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BlindSophist said:
I want to screw this guy's life up a little




:archiebunker:




Call up his parole officer and tell them him what he did. Fucker ate all your chicken and bolted.




:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18307488 - 05/23/13 01:41 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: Shroomism]
    #18307509 - 05/23/13 01:48 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

:lolsy:

My earlier hypothesis is confirmed: the Shroomery is best at night.


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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18307539 - 05/23/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:


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zappaisgod said:
What phone?




It's an HTC... something. It has one of those slide-out keyboards, and apparently it's serviced by Sprint.




:facepalm:




:rofl2:
:wink:


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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: gluke bastid]
    #18307987 - 05/23/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 9 months ago)

I came up with another idea:

sms "manlove on" than return the phone  :thumbup:


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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18309408 - 05/23/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: Biodiversity]
    #18309683 - 05/23/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

all these suggestions suck.

if he has a data plan, start visiting radical islamic websites and forums. be sure to use key words.

then after a month or so call in an anonymous tip with the FBI or DHS.


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Re: first-class asshat forgets his phone at my place [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #18310670 - 05/23/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)



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By making his world a little colder.

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