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OfflineDogomush
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*URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact!
    #1828759 - 08/19/03 05:47 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

The S&P member apocalypse pact

I propose that, should the apocalypse strike in any form, we all agree to create a really cool world afterwards. We need to use scraps of technology to make huge, rusty, inneficient but impressive machines. I don't mean plain ol roadwarrior. We should make stuff like a boat with a truck mounted on it that you steer from the cab of the truck, fish for post-apocalyptic fish. The truck cab could have a waterhose mounted on roof powered by a water pump.

Or maybe a car with a whole bunch of random guns on the front bumper aiming in a spray formation, and the driver has replaced the brake pedal with a trigger pedal. Brakes for guns. Stuff like that.

We need a new warrior class to emerge for the primitive/futuristic world. Like to have honor you have to use crazy "Fusion Machines" or FMs. An FM might be a semi trailer with 3 catapaults on the back capable of launching molotov cocktails with home-made moon shine filled bottles and there could also be an excavator, and instead of a windshield and windows, there would be huge thick metal pieces welded on with a periscope coming in and a whole bunch of levers. It takes 3 people to drive from the inside.

When a forest fire cooks the ground really hard through an area with river rocks the rocks can become so brittle that if you dropped them they would crumble. Well, You could cover these in thick sap and oil and then launch them. They would explode into tons of sticky, flaming bits. It's crude napalm. I guess napalm's not hard to make though.

Styrofoam cabins...

Dumpsters could be converted to be submarines..

So many options. So who's with me?


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: Dogomush]
    #1828762 - 08/19/03 05:52 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

oh ok ill be flying kites and shooting people with water guns.


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OfflineDogomush
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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: TrippeeChik]
    #1828772 - 08/19/03 06:05 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

nono... you mount the gun onto a kite, get under a little bunker, and then remotely trigger the gun so it's just going BLAM BLAM BLAM in whatever direction the wind might be pointing it. Wow, I could see a daoist sect doing that as an excercise (for fun).


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: Dogomush]
    #1828777 - 08/19/03 06:12 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I nominate myself to be Head Sorcerer under the Shroomery Ministry.

I can go on quests and use magic to do a lot of cool stuff. hehe
Peace.


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: Dogomush]
    #1829650 - 08/19/03 02:30 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

we can watch re runs of this same occurance on Mad Max. Yay.. all the kids can have movie time. :smirk: . But if you are being serious, of course we would have a pact! I could build things. And search for nice places.


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: Dogomush]
    #1829731 - 08/19/03 02:55 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

you know how in planet of the apes humanity has diverged into two groups, some become dumb beasts that can't talk and gets lobotomized by apes and the other group with telepathic powers and stuff. well, it's like that now.


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: Dogomush]
    #1829746 - 08/19/03 02:57 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Dogomush said:
nono... you mount the gun onto a kite, get under a little bunker, and then remotely trigger the gun so it's just going BLAM BLAM BLAM in whatever direction the wind might be pointing it. Wow, I could see a daoist sect doing that as an excercise (for fun). 




While u're out on a plundering rampage
I wow to stay home and safeguard the cutest women
and procreate to preserve our gene pool... :smirk:


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: lucid]
    #1830279 - 08/19/03 05:05 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

When the apocalypse comes I'll most likely be found frolicking nude in the last remaining old growth forest.... and if there's no more forest, well then I suppose I could be part of your warrior crew. But I'll make potato cannons that shoot food into starving people's mouths. *grin*


~Jenn


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OfflineMalachi
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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #1830289 - 08/19/03 05:07 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I think I'll just stick with my local hockey team if it's all the same to you guys... I don't think philosophy really helps to kill stuff/ prevent being killed. :frown:


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The ultimate meaning of our being can only be fulfilled in the paradoxical leap beyond the tragic-demonic frustration. It is a leap from our side, but it is the self-surrendering presence of the Ground of Being from the other side.
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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: Malachi]
    #1830361 - 08/19/03 05:23 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I dont think truck boats are gonna help us too much. Maybe im wrong.
I play hockey too.

If something of this size happens, I hope it kill our entire species. We do not live in harmony with the rest of the world, its proven. Talk about getting the most weapons to begin with is the kind of talk that got us where we are today.


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: tak]
    #1830393 - 08/19/03 05:29 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

ok, well then you can join my club too. hey, rugby players are also welcome.


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: Malachi]
    #1830478 - 08/19/03 05:51 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I could keep up a constant supply of Enlightometers, god knows we will need those.. I couldn't live without mine...

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell everyone, but I found it outside the window... I guess that agent just decided to drop it there... but wait, maybe it was purposely dropped there, and now its bugged! Hmm... time to call an exterminator...
Peace.


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
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:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: fireworks_god]
    #1830509 - 08/19/03 05:58 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

After the apocalypse I seriously doubt there will be a whole lot of people left to kill.

If there are though, I'm there. We can just finish each other off for good measure.

See you December 22, 2012!


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: MindTrap]
    #1830820 - 08/19/03 07:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

People sure would be idiots if they felt the need to fight amongst themselves after a massive global-wide population-culling incident. Wouldn't it make more sense to try to repopulate the planet, or to at least stabilize the population?


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: neutralizer]
    #1830948 - 08/19/03 08:18 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I'm with lucid.


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: nubious]
    #1831226 - 08/19/03 10:12 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

neutralizer: that would make sense, but since when does making sense count?

We would lose our great powers and everone wants to be at top, so whoever is the biggest, baddest, and has the most weapons will be in charge, and get a bunch of people under them who will then kill them to become #1.

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: tak]
    #1831238 - 08/19/03 10:15 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

We do not live in harmony with the rest of the world, its proven.



Maybe not modern "we"...


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: Dogomush]
    #1831763 - 08/20/03 01:16 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)


Lay off the smack.


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: Dogomush]
    #1831892 - 08/20/03 01:50 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

You realize if you form a malevolent group based on destruction and domination, there will be a much more potent force, based on free will and peace and harmony, there to counteract and neutralize your every move  :laugh:

Welcome to the Galactic Federation 


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Re: *URGENT* all S&P members must make this pact! [Re: Shroomism]
    #1896008 - 09/08/03 11:16 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

i will be archking of urinalpooping.
unfettered by bathroom etiquette, we shall poop in all urinals.


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