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lucid
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GOD WILL HELP ME...
#1819830 - 08/16/03 01:09 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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so the idea is that i'm putting God on the spot here ok, so maybe He doesn't respond to petty cries for help on the Shroomery, but hey ya never know i'll report back if wonderul things/feelings start to occur... hope i havn't invoked the wrath of God with this sillyness, but I'm assumin he has a sense of humor
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lucid
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
#1819833 - 08/16/03 01:10 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mods, pls don't Ban God if he tries to reply... freedom of speach ya know...
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gnrm23
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
#1819875 - 08/16/03 01:30 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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of course the creator has an enormous sense of humor --- S/He made mankind...
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lucid
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: gnrm23]
#1819881 - 08/16/03 01:32 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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true I'm hoping I've elicited at least some attention from our Cosmic Cre-a-tor...
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Strumpling
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
#1821201 - 08/16/03 09:13 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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rofl "God Will Help Me" is one of the most sad things I can imagine somebody saying........ I think this points out a major problem that "people of faith" often run into.. If you're relying on God to fix a situation for you, then you've already lost your personal Godlike power to change your world.
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no-tone
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: Strumpling]
#1821295 - 08/16/03 09:48 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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cheers to that
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lucid
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: Strumpling]
#1822235 - 08/17/03 07:38 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Strumpling said: rofl "God Will Help Me" is one of the most sad things I can imagine somebody saying........ I think this points out a major problem that "people of faith" often run into.. If you're relying on God to fix a situation for you, then you've already lost your personal Godlike power to change your world.
twas a joke...just me being silly and realligning magnetic particles on some distant shroomery hard disk
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FreakQlibrium
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
#1822300 - 08/17/03 09:03 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have heard your small cries for mercy, little one,(although you DID wake me up from my pill laden slumber you bastard!) I willattend to your problems after the Jays game this afternoon
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lucid
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now we know...God has Cable
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FreakQlibrium
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
#1822335 - 08/17/03 09:31 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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lucid said: now we know...God has Cable
No, but I DO have executive box seats at all major sports arenas
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lucid
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Man, it's good to be God plus u get to create vunerable fragile stuff and then judge and condemn it for eternity while u go away scot-free...
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FreakQlibrium
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
#1824027 - 08/17/03 07:47 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Blue Jays lost today, as did the toronto argos(last second of the fucking football game) This does NOT auger well for you, sinner! I must take out my eternal wrath upon you! Bet you never knew Gawd was a toronto sports fan? Mwha ha ha ha
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Strumpling
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
#1824752 - 08/18/03 12:08 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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ahh ok then
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FreakQlibrium
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: Strumpling]
#1825320 - 08/18/03 05:47 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lucid was never one to hold on to his Castenedian "crappy moods" for very long, a totally Zen like being
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lucid
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I burst my "ball of luminosity"... but I found the "assemblage point" and am currently trying to patch it up with my "unbending intent"
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FreakQlibrium
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
#1825773 - 08/18/03 11:09 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm well on my way to seeing my etheric "double" after a few too many tequila sunrises and battling to gain control of my "ally"(that annoying feeling in the pit of my stomach that makes me fell i'm about to puke also if i have anymore lemons i may have to practice the "gait of power" so i can make it to the can B4 shitting my pants
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