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OfflineShaw
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i jerk it too much.
    #1822090 - 08/17/03 06:28 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

seriously. i wish i had some of that stuff they give the guys in boot camp to stop them. It's killing my motovation to do stuff. Like a drug i'm always addicted to. I am convinced that it is affecting my brain. I heard a study that on average guys who have sex more than 5 times a week have smoller brains. i wonder it that includes wackin it. Like that one seinfeld episode. It's the damn media. too many boobies, no controll. It's not like i do it more than once a day usually, but it just drains the rest of my day, and i think kills my immune system too.


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InvisibleRevelation

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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Shaw]
    #1822355 - 08/17/03 11:46 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Stop, then.


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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Shaw]
    #1823431 - 08/17/03 06:33 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

buy some books (no, not erotica books..) and read them instead of sitting around pulling your penis all day :wink:

Or you could spend the energy you use whacking off to instead go out and find a woman to stick it in


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Edited by Strumpling (08/17/03 06:34 PM)


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OfflineDailyPot
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Strumpling]
    #1823568 - 08/17/03 07:21 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Or you could just wack it at night :wink:


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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: DailyPot]
    #1823627 - 08/17/03 07:40 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

he's trying to NOT whack off..... so that's not a very good solution


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Offlinekb73
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Strumpling]
    #1823661 - 08/17/03 07:54 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

See yer doctor...


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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: kb73]
    #1823730 - 08/17/03 08:08 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

"Doc, I need help man, really.... argh this is terrible!"

"What seems to be the problem toDAY?"

"I've got whack-itis.... Its like my hand is permanantly attached to my member."

"Oh heh ok hang on a minute - the nurse had actually just called security on you because she thought you were being nasty towards her.. I'll have them turn around. excuse me for a moment."

....

.........

"OK sorry for the wai- aww man eeeeww dude come on not in here!! SECURITY!"


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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Strumpling]
    #1823771 - 08/17/03 08:24 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

hahahaha
good one

hopefully, shaw doesn't have this problem

shaw, I think you should just stop
don't think of it... if the temptation is too big, then think of something else really quickly.


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Offlinekb73
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: MushMushi]
    #1823959 - 08/17/03 09:24 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Or you could do what this guy did:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=st.../od_nm/penis_dc

Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction
Fri Aug 15,10:33 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.

"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.

Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.

Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.


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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: kb73]
    #1823982 - 08/17/03 09:31 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

What a BRILLIANT idea!!!


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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Shaw]
    #1825790 - 08/18/03 01:16 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Read a book called Choke, by Chuck Pahlaniuck *sp*. Its a very good book, it will help keep your mind off... and maybe give you an idea of these kinds of problems in other peoples lives. Its a great book, he's also the writer of fight club and other interesting titles, which are very good books :wink:


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OfflineFlipmcneil
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Zero7a1]
    #1825927 - 08/18/03 01:54 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

There is a study out now that says guys who beat it everyday are less prone to prostate cancer. Flushes out fluids that would otherwise build up over time in you.


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OfflineRavinoff
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Flipmcneil]
    #1826062 - 08/18/03 02:25 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

hell yea, read palahnuik books

Invisible Monster is by far my favorite book of all time..

But whatever you do STAY AWAY FROM LULABY
chuck must have been seriously ill when he wrote that book, it's like one of the worst books I've ever read, and from such a genius author, it's creepy....


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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Shaw]
    #1826213 - 08/18/03 02:51 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

HAHA im pretty sure it's not bad for you.


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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: barfightlard]
    #1826444 - 08/18/03 03:33 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I understand your problem, this website really helped me in overcoming my perverted addiction:
http://www.ldolphin.org/mormon.html
Quote:


A Guide to Self-Control
  • Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.
  • If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, you must break off their friendship. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken out of your mind for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.
  • When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress and then get out of the bathroom into a room where you will have some member of your family present.
  • When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.
  • If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, get out of bed and go into the kitchen and fix yourself a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you get your mind on something else. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.
  • Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.
  • Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books -- Church books -- Scriptures -- Sermons of the Brethren. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.
  • Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep it in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for the Missionaries, the General Authorities, your friends, your families, but keep the problem out of your mind by not mentioning it ever -- not in conversation with others, not in your prayers. keep it out of your mind!




Follow the link to the website, there are many more tips to help you "beat" your addiction (no pun intended).


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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Shaw]
    #1829979 - 08/19/03 03:59 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Think of your grandma or grandpa for that matter when you get the urge.


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OfflineGus
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Tremor1127]
    #1831067 - 08/19/03 09:10 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Hahaha Neutralizer thats some serious BS


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OfflineTheHobbit
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Gus]
    #1832758 - 08/20/03 10:55 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

You could wear baseball gloves all the time.


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OfflineAzmodeus
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Re: i jerk it too much. [Re: Shaw]
    #1833490 - 08/20/03 02:52 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shaw said:
seriously.  i wish i had some of that stuff they give the guys in boot camp to stop them.  It's killing my motovation to do stuff.  Like a drug i'm always addicted to.  I am convinced that it is affecting my brain.  I heard a study that on average guys who have sex more than 5 times a week have smoller brains.  i wonder it that includes wackin it.  Like that one seinfeld episode.  It's the damn media.  too many boobies, no controll.  It's not like i do it more than once a day usually, but it just drains the rest of my day, and i think kills my immune system too. 




You seriously consider whacking it once a day to be a problem?!  I used to whack it 2-5 times a day, now i have sex with my g/f on average 10 times a week...no kidding...., with out any adverse effects.  In fact teh more you do it, the more you want to, so if you leave it for a week or two, you won't have the urge as much. :tongue:


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