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InvisibleSwami
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Starting a Lineage
    #1821332 - 08/17/03 12:00 AM (14 years, 6 days ago)

As only the disciples must follow the rules and rituals laid down by tradition, I am giving you ALL permission to start your own Swami lineage.

Yes, you can be the first on your block. Do you want purple instead of orange? The choice is yours. Don't want to shave your head? No problem. Rather sit on the couch watching Nick at Nite instead of meditating in the lotus position? Hey, YOU make the rules as you are the first.

Must initiates get stoned and have sex with you? Your call! You are the master of your destiny, the head cheese, the numero uno. Create your own church in your image and likeness.



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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Swami]
    #1821346 - 08/17/03 12:04 AM (14 years, 6 days ago)

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Starting a Lineage [Re: Rastafari]
    #1821356 - 08/17/03 12:09 AM (14 years, 6 days ago)

Please, no negative comments in my thread. Thank you.


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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Rastafari]
    #1822352 - 08/17/03 11:45 AM (14 years, 5 days ago)

using spirituality to pick up ladies...
How is sex unspiritual? Ladies respond to power; whether it be money, fame, physical size, authority, intelligence, clarity or wisdom.

I dont think the humor about sex and tv is very sensitive considering I brought the word lineage to the table in the first place...
Geez, if I was unable to use any words written by another here first, it would be impossible to communicate now wouldnt it? Our posts would read like a blacked out MAGIC 12 document.


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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Swami]
    #1822468 - 08/17/03 01:11 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

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Swami said:
using spirituality to pick up ladies...
How is sex unspiritual? Ladies respond to power; whether it be money, fame, physical size, authority, intelligence, clarity or wisdom.

I dont think the humor about sex and tv is very sensitive considering I brought the word lineage to the table in the first place...
Geez, if I was unable to use any words written by another here first, it would be impossible to communicate now wouldnt it? Our posts would read like a blacked out MAGIC 12 document.




man, your knowledge of worldly things is lacking... "ladies" just as often respond to lack of power: pity.

as for your lineage bit, I don't get what's funny... tim leary said the same thing except he said it in a nice way instead of trying to use it as some kind of nerdy mockery...



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Re: Starting a Lineage [Re: Swami]
    #1822475 - 08/17/03 01:15 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
As only the disciples must follow the rules and rituals laid down by tradition, I am giving you ALL permission to start your own Swami lineage...



What about circumcision?


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Re: Starting a Lineage [Re: Autonomous]
    #1822553 - 08/17/03 01:54 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

man, your knowledge of worldly things is lacking... "ladies" just as often respond to lack of power: pity.

I don't know what you're talking about... I've NEVER been able to successfully use the pity card (we have ALL tried using it at one point, I think - unless some of you dropped out before high school).

How has it worked out for you?


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Re: Starting a Lineage [Re: Sclorch]
    #1822637 - 08/17/03 02:29 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

anyone can start their own lineage.

Only the ones backed by power will last.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Malachi]
    #1822728 - 08/17/03 02:58 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

as for your lineage bit, I don't get what's funny...

I never said it was funny. My purpose here is NOT to amuse Malachi.


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Re: Starting a Lineage [Re: Sclorch]
    #1822743 - 08/17/03 03:02 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

I've NEVER been able to successfully use the pity card

The pity card can work for brief moments, but it quickly dissipates.

(Not directed at sclorch:) I guess we should NOT become martial arts experts nor any sort of athlete as that will inadvertently attract women; nor should we become well-educated and acquire material goods as sex just might be a by-product. No! Only by the pure light of our being should we attract a mate.


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Re: Starting a Lineage [Re: Swami]
    #1822754 - 08/17/03 03:06 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

I think we should all live by our own religion, f... following people around....( *keeps mumbling prophanities for about 5 mins. after statement*)


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Re: Starting a Lineage [Re: Swami]
    #1822785 - 08/17/03 03:14 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

I guess we should NOT become martial arts experts nor any sort of athlete as that will inadvertently attract women; nor should we become well-educated and acquire material goods as sex just might be a by-product. No! Only by the pure light of our being should we attract a mate.



And to think I've spend my entire life thinking that last line of yours was not only true, but also the only truth when it came to these sorts of things. All these years without ever once getting any, and all the while blamming my own spiritual ineptness because of it...and now someone finally tells me women are also attracted to stuff like money, power, and rippling pecs. Talk about getting shafted.

damn you little angel guy...damn you!


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Re: Starting a Lineage [Re: Mystical_Craven]
    #1822793 - 08/17/03 03:17 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

Well MC, here is how it works: the purely spiritual and saintly woman who might be attracted to your being is far beyond sex at that point of her development. So to win on the physical plane you must play on the physical plane...


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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Swami]
    #1822794 - 08/17/03 03:17 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
using spirituality to pick up ladies...
How is sex unspiritual? Ladies respond to power; whether it be money, fame, physical size, authority, intelligence, clarity or wisdom.

I dont think the humor about sex and tv is very sensitive considering I brought the word lineage to the table in the first place...
Geez, if I was unable to use any words written by another here first, it would be impossible to communicate now wouldnt it? Our posts would read like a blacked out MAGIC 12 document.




attention swami, this was a direct paste out of a PM i sent privately to you.

flaming is against rules swami, I'd appreciate the post being deleted.


as for this whole thread

You enjoy pushing peoples buttons... but I dont find it humorous when you intentionally disrespect my culture.... I have said these words before; tread lightly

Its a serious thing to attack somones spiritual beleif... a waste of time too

I respect your opinions, I wish you would respect mine.


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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Rastafari]
    #1822804 - 08/17/03 03:20 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

AOOOGHA! AOOOGHA! Violation alert! One cannot use another's words in a post! Really?


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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Swami]
    #1822807 - 08/17/03 03:21 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

its called flaming swami

i guess that makes you a flamer.


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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Rastafari]
    #1822823 - 08/17/03 03:25 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

i guess that makes you a flamer.

*Shocked!* I have NEVER worn women's clothes (Well if you don't count that time I was drunk on New Years...).



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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Swami]
    #1822882 - 08/17/03 03:42 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

swami I wrote you a heartfelt letter, hoping to end this bullshit

and you quote my >>>PRIVATE<<< Message... to fling more poop


this post was a direct paste out of a PRIVATE MESSAGE, which is violating my rights


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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Rastafari]
    #1823207 - 08/17/03 05:16 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

Man, you need to chill out, not play this game, it sort of looks pathetic from my view.

So, if someone pisses you off, why should you play this game? Swami provides a purpose here, of finding the sore spots and poking them, and when you react like this, it should be a sure sign to your ego that this is something you need to work out in your head. You shouldn't be so reactionary to this. Why let something like this actually personally bother you?
Peace.


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Re: Starting a Lineage *DELETED* [Re: Rastafari]
    #1823278 - 08/17/03 05:39 PM (14 years, 5 days ago)

hoping to end this bullshit

My sincere search for answers is bullshit?


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