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InvisibleRebelSteve33
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let's play "life is like..."
    #1819958 - 08/16/03 01:58 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

here's how it works:

you have to compare life to some random thing. any thing you want! but you have to give the reasoning behind your simile, the obvious example being the "life is like a box of chocolates--you never know what you're going to get" line from forest gump.

i'll start.

"life is like masturbation. it takes some work on your part, but the end result of all the work is always worth it."



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Namaste.

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Offlinethe universe
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #1819972 - 08/16/03 02:02 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like getting laid. Fun as hell but very dangerous if you're not carefull.


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"If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the 'Fuck you' signs in the world."- J. D. Salinger

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Offlinethe universe
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: the universe]
    #1819988 - 08/16/03 02:09 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like your mom. Real ugly untill you get drunk.


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"If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the 'Fuck you' signs in the world."- J. D. Salinger

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Offlinefireworks_godS
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: the universe]
    #1819995 - 08/16/03 02:10 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like music...

Infinite factors bringing infinite results... each piece of music having its own individual, unique likeness... Um.. something like that, anyways...
Peace.


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: the universe]
    #1819997 - 08/16/03 02:10 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like the internet, there's too many fat chicks

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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: ]
    #1820004 - 08/16/03 02:13 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like a big cosmic orgasm, it is an explosion of joyous times.

Edited by Earth_Droid (08/16/03 02:13 PM)

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OfflineDeiymiyan
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #1820032 - 08/16/03 02:29 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like a game of Hide 'n Seek...


YOU have gone to hide...  And now it is time to SEEK...

:eyemouth:

 


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Dei Gratia de integro,

Veni Vidi Vici:

In Nomine Domini..


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InvisibleinfidelGOD
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: Deiymiyan]
    #1820083 - 08/16/03 02:48 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like the wind...































it blows

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InvisibleRebelSteve33
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: infidelGOD]
    #1820209 - 08/16/03 03:27 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

life is like smoking cigarettes...

sometimes you really really want to quit, but then you realize that you just can't.


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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #1820239 - 08/16/03 03:32 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

life is like a gillatine and a rose petal flying at your neck by the one who loves you the most


good and bad things happen to help us come closer to our true nature


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I&I

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OfflineJameZTheNewbie
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: Rastafari]
    #1820261 - 08/16/03 03:36 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

life is like a blunt its good to the very end :spliff:


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OfflineQuintessence
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: JameZTheNewbie]
    #1820387 - 08/16/03 04:08 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like a blunt. Tastes ok at first, but gets shittier with each pull.


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Invisiblekaiowas
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: Quintessence]
    #1820577 - 08/16/03 05:00 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

life is like the sunrise, beautiful everyday


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

Edited by kaiowas (08/16/03 05:05 PM)

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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: kaiowas]
    #1820603 - 08/16/03 05:08 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

kaiowas said:
life is like the sunrise, beautiful everyday




... it's just that sometimes clouds or the city skyline block your view of the beautiful skyline... hehe
Peace.


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: fireworks_god]
    #1820611 - 08/16/03 05:10 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like a massive diarhea. It is a big explosion of formation.

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OfflineMalachi
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: fireworks_god]
    #1820614 - 08/16/03 05:12 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

life is like a prison: and we're all trapped in it.


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The ultimate meaning of our being can only be fulfilled in the paradoxical leap beyond the tragic-demonic frustration. It is a leap from our side, but it is the self-surrendering presence of the Ground of Being from the other side.
- Paul Tillich

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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: Malachi]
    #1821111 - 08/16/03 08:50 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

life is like an office building

its an endless sea of pointless work.

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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #1821120 - 08/16/03 08:52 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like.. uhh... ummmmm... life is uhhmmmm.. life is like really confusing!

:tongue:


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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: Strumpling]
    #1821208 - 08/16/03 09:15 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

life. . .is like fucking. . . you can try to make it last as long as you want, but you still gotta get off sometime

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Offlinedibbles
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Re: let's play "life is like..." [Re: nekkid_and_famous]
    #1821224 - 08/16/03 09:22 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Life is like internet porno, the free kind, just gotta find the good stuff....so deep


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