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Offlinelucid
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GOD WILL HELP ME...
    #1819830 - 08/16/03 03:09 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

so the idea is that i'm putting God on the spot here :grin:
ok, so maybe He doesn't respond to petty cries for help on
the Shroomery, but hey ya never know :smirk:
i'll report back if wonderul things/feelings start to
occur...
hope i havn't invoked the wrath of God with this sillyness,
but I'm assumin he has a sense of humor :smirk: 


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Offlinelucid
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
    #1819833 - 08/16/03 03:10 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Mods, pls don't Ban God if he tries to reply...
freedom of speach ya know... :smirk: 


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
    #1819875 - 08/16/03 03:30 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

of course the creator has an enormous sense of humor --- S/He made mankind...


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Offlinelucid
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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: gnrm23]
    #1819881 - 08/16/03 03:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

true :grin: I'm hoping I've elicited at least some attention
from our Cosmic Cre-a-tor...


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
    #1821201 - 08/16/03 11:13 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

rofl "God Will Help Me" is one of the most sad things I can imagine somebody saying........ I think this points out a major problem that "people of faith" often run into.. If you're relying on God to fix a situation for you, then you've already lost your personal Godlike power to change your world.


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1821295 - 08/16/03 11:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

cheers to that


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1822235 - 08/17/03 09:38 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Strumpling said:
rofl "God Will Help Me" is one of the most sad things I can imagine somebody saying........ I think this points out a major problem that "people of faith" often run into.. If you're relying on God to fix a situation for you, then you've already lost your personal Godlike power to change your world. 



twas a joke...just me being silly and realligning
magnetic particles on some distant shroomery hard disk :smirk:


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
    #1822300 - 08/17/03 11:03 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I have heard your small cries for mercy, little one,(although you DID wake me up from my pill laden slumber you bastard!):mad: I willattend to your problems after the Jays game this afternoon :grin: 


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1822310 - 08/17/03 11:16 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:
now we know...God has Cable :grin: 


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
    #1822335 - 08/17/03 11:31 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

lucid said:
:lol:
now we know...God has Cable :grin: 





No, but I DO have executive box seats at all major sports arenas :grin: 


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1822981 - 08/17/03 04:14 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Man, it's good to be God :grin:
plus u get to create vunerable fragile
stuff and then judge and condemn
it for eternity while u go away scot-free...


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
    #1824027 - 08/17/03 09:47 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

The Blue Jays lost today, as did the toronto argos(last second of the fucking football game) This does NOT auger well for you, sinner! :mad: I must take out my eternal wrath upon you! Bet you never knew Gawd was a toronto sports fan? Mwha ha ha ha  :devil: :razz: :devil: :eyemouth: :devil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
    #1824752 - 08/18/03 02:08 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

ahh ok then :smile:


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1825320 - 08/18/03 07:47 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Lucid was never one to hold on to his Castenedian "crappy moods" for very long, a totally Zen like being :grin:


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1825761 - 08/18/03 01:05 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I burst my "ball of luminosity"... but I found the
"assemblage point" and am currently trying
to patch it up with my "unbending intent" :grin:


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Re: GOD WILL HELP ME... [Re: lucid]
    #1825773 - 08/18/03 01:09 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I'm well on my way to seeing my etheric "double" after a few too many tequila sunrises and battling to gain control of my "ally"(that annoying feeling in the pit of my stomach that makes me fell i'm about to puke :frown: also if i have anymore lemons i may have to practice the "gait of power" so i can make it to the can B4 shitting my pants :grin:


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